I started out this season really wanting to dislike Richard the FauxHawk, but I just can't. The guy is absolutely in love with his career, enjoys the hell out of it and excells in it. He's gentlemanly and courteous. Has he had a snarky bitchfest yet? What he did with his win last night was stellar. I'll be really surprised if he doesn't win this whole thing.
Nikki, you're an idiot. I dunno how that translates into Italian, but it's also known as "moron" here.
The Lisa puppet thing is totally cracking me up, btw. Perfect likeness, except that, yes, the puppet is cuter. And has a better hair cut.
"Culinary boner" is one of the best sound bites evar!






















