speedyforme wrote:
this is what happens when you cast mentally retarded men
Joel/Chet/Jason/Erik/Ozzy/James etc etc etc
Boston Rob. Could they have blindsided him, or would he have seen it coming a mile away.
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Scheming bitches are A M A Z I N G
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Posts: 3310 (05/09/08 12:07 AM) Resident Lesbian |
Women are diabolical... you see... men will fist fight and beat the shit out of each other... women will just tease each other until one develops an eating
disorder
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hossc |
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Posts: 15234 (05/09/08 5:42 AM) Registered User |
assface killah wrote: Good one. I liked that when Elaine Benes said that about 10 years ago.
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Posts: 178 (05/09/08 5:52 AM) Registered user |
The SovereignOne wrote: Please....that was all Cerie. Natalie was stuttering and sounding like half a retard when she was trying to convince him. Cerie had to swoop in and save the plan. Cerie is a goddess, plain and simple. |
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Posts: 1886 (05/09/08 6:15 AM) Registered User |
Oh my god, this is the greatest season ever I asolutely love it. Parv/Cirie/Amanda final 3 would be the best final 3 ever in history, I would absolutely love
it. Catalie is great too! ALL THE GIRLS ARE FREAKING AWESOME!
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 21337 (05/09/08 6:19 AM) Registered user |
emjoi wrote: Hm. Tom used blackmail and told Ian, "I will not offer any more of my mentor-like friendship ifn you don't step your little scrawny ass down from
that pole." Ian cared about their friendship more than he cared about the money. Tom was thinking about his family first and foremost, rightly so, but the
way he used Ian was revolting. Tom didn't earn jack. Everyone keeps saying Tom this and Tom that. Bullshit. If Ian hadn't taken that bullet his ass
wouldn't have gotten that money, Ian would have won.
But yes, the scheming bitches ARE amazing. All four together should do a show, called "Scheming Bitches." |
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Posts: 2041 (05/09/08 6:39 AM) |
The best part of this season's scheming is the amount of thought given to each ploy. People are assigned individual tasks based on their situation and
relationship with the mark. It's beautiful.
That all being said, there was a certain degree of beating-up-the-retard-down-the-road to last night's episode. Ice cream scooper dude was blinded by the tit and the star power. I almost felt bad for him. Almost. |
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Posts: 21341 (05/09/08 6:44 AM) Registered user |
What are your thoughts on Natalie.
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Posts: 271 (05/09/08 6:48 AM)
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After last nights episode, I gotta give it to these bitches. I still can't believe they fucking pulled this off.
As long as Natalie doesn't make f3, I will be somewhat content.
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Posts: 1139 (05/09/08 6:56 AM) |
Truly the best final four of ANY season. I would be very happy with any one of them winning, even Natalie. This would truly be the hardest season for the
juries to pick a winner because all of them played a great game.
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Posts: 2042 (05/09/08 6:57 AM) |
Natalie's sort of the field operative, isn't she?
Still, two dudes have fallen for it now. I can only assume there are hand jobs involved that we don't see. |
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Posts: 8408 (05/09/08 11:36 AM) Registered user |
Clementine is now a huge goat..... she won't win against anyone.
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Posts: 1758 (05/09/08 12:05 PM) Registered user |
I think that if this alliance of four women was in any season, they would seriously have a shot of ALL of them making F4 in any season.
Parvati = cockteasing schemer who destroys men, not so great on women. She seems stupid so you never really know about her but when directed she can be deadly brilliant. Catalie = evil heartless bitch who will fucking take your jugular vein and floss with it, she is the assassin and taking people down is what she does and what she loves. She is the best at what she does and what she does isn't very pretty. Amanda = great talker, flirter, and also a good schemer and natural actress. Also has a mild degree of physical threatiness which could sneak up on you and she might pull a random IC or RC out and shock people. Cirie = One of the top 5 greatest strategists and critical minds ever. She basically hangs back and directs her "Angels" toward different missions and they all enforce her will with delicious glee. Or to put it another way. A-Bitch Team Cirie = The General "I love it when a plan comes together" Amanda = Murdoc "Flies in helicopters and will be livid at the drop of a hat. Always comes through though! Catalie = B.A. Baraccs "I pity the foo' who gives me immunity!" Parvati = Face "Able to disguise herself as anything you want her to be, then watch for the backstab!" |
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Posts: 6 (05/09/08 12:42 PM) |
Cirie = One of the top 5 greatest strategists and critical minds ever. She basically hangs back and directs her "Angels" toward different missions
and they all enforce her will with delicious glee.
************************************************************ ITA but she sucks in all challenges...could this be why she may not win? It is a huge weakness, although her scheming makes up for it. |
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Posts: 497 (05/09/08 12:44 PM) |
This is what Vanuatu could have been if they'd only voted Chris instead of Eliza. Watching those bitches fight it out would have been entertaining...though
probably not this good.
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Posts: 1104 (05/09/08 1:41 PM) |
I need a gif of the four women laughing after Jeff says "that's what you call a life lesson".
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Posts: 348 (05/09/08 2:37 PM) Registered user |
Mega64 wrote: You make some excellent points here, but of them all Cirie has done everything 100 percent. Amanda had the idol and knew she was safe. She acted good, but some times the eyes were too puppy-eyed and over the top, but it still worked. For Natalie, definitely the top convincer but she needed to be helped. In all fairness, Jason himself, initiated his own ouster. He approached Natalie first with a hallucinated bond, damn near putting the bait on the hook himself and reeling his own ass in. And she never would have come up with the "ask Erik for his necklace" idea (a truly smart person would dismiss this possibility, knowing it could never work), Cirie hammered that into her. And Parvati, yes, she got in with the power alliance, but that's it. She's not a schemer. Not being the most physical or most intelligent person in this game, Cirie through and through has done it all convincingly without one wavering look or gesture. The bitch has truly been the chessmaster in this game. Edited: I guess I could have put this in the Cirie-Love thread.
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Posts: 128 (05/09/08 2:58 PM) Registered User |
What these 4 women did last night has brought out the misogynist in me. |
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Posts: 5408 (05/09/08 6:54 PM) Registered User |
This sums up the women and their manipulation of the men this season
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Posts: 193 (05/09/08 9:42 PM) |
P E T I T I O N for that to be Erik's boot icon, great job willsucks! |
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