I've been writing a novel about you and I in a spaceship adventure to Mars. In it, you introduce me to your Martian friends, some typical Martian cuisine, and then we go to a dance-a-thon and win 2nd place. Now normally that would be a great finish, given that over a million kajillion couples participated, but NO - we should have won the competition, but Martians are racist and couldn't let an Earthling take the prize over a fellow Martian. This makes me mad and I throw a temper tantrum. This scares the Martians, who all drop like those goats that faint when shocked (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg). But you don't faint, because you're super awesome cool, and you make big eyes and act all surprised and amused. Anyway, I'd like to send you a copy and then maybe you can tell me what you think and we can become best friends and you can give me legal advice and I can dry hump your leg every once in awhile doesn't that sound like fun yeah it does.
- Aloysius in Tanasket

















