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hey this just in

BREAKING NEWS: SURVIVOR IS DOOMED.

Mark Burnett the producer of Survivor is being sued by several contestants of his newest Survivor installment, Survivor El Salvador for negligence after telling the contestants to skydive from a jet without proper training, resulting 2 contestants suffered broken legs and a cameraman died when his parachute was caught on the jet's exhaust chute.

The 40th season of Survivor pitted a few hand-picked all stars that had played in Survivor before. "It is not an All Stars edition though," said Jeff Probst the 50-year-old host who has been dating several past contestants himself, including Julie Berry, Candice Woodcock and the Frosti Zernow. He further elaborated, "It is old school vs new school. It is kind of All Stars but not All Stars. Though I can tell you, it will feature a twist you never seen before. This is one of my favourite season ever."

Though self-proclaimed never-seen-before twist is yet to be seen, one thing for certain we will see sparks flying out the courtroom when the leader prosecutor, Deena Bennett presents the opening statement this afternoon. "We're seeking for one billion dollars as a compentation for these poor twenty two contestants that has been manipulated and used by Mark Burnett for his own self-absorbed ass.", proclaimed Mrs.Bennett.

Will this finally be the final nail on the coffin for the longest reality show in history? We shall see.


@2008. Hagiz.

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