McWolcott wrote:
Screerider wrote:She's Botoxian.
He said he blew her off.
Anyhow, Lisa's Romulan or Vulcan, right?
For all the reasons listed herein, I love Lisa muchly.
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McWolcott wrote:
For all the reasons listed herein, I love Lisa muchly. |
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GARZABOT <3
"Hello Bloggers, It's Lisa Garza. The woman you don't even know but LOVE to hate. First I will address the very ugly ugly attacks by your bloggers about my actual skills. I have worked in the restaurant industry since the age of 16, in every single position. Yes, I do own and opperate the restaurant with my husband, who is the executive chef, and I run our catering business. I have apprenticed under him in the kitchen since the age of 17. I have paid my dues. What you don't get to see is that I made 4 recipes in 20 minutes and plated 10 plates without much help. Second, my designer diva status-My niche in Dallas has become catering for detail oriented fashion clients such as Oscar de la Renta, Carolina Hererra, Barneys and so on. It is important for me to represent a certain style and maintain the utmost attention to every detail in order to get such accounts.I studied fine arts all through school and find that these skills are the same as food styling which is what fashion clients want most, that doesn't make me a snob, just a good business woman trying to hustle a buck in an industry that was killed after 911. WARDROBE FYI- Most of my clothes are vintage, bought at Barneys 75% off sale, or thank you gifts from my clients. I'm just as happy in a gap t-shirt and jeans, which is what I wear in my interviews. The 3 C's COOKING EDUCATION= take the mystery out of fine dining, break it down and make it accesible. COMMUNITY OUTREACH=any one who really knows me, knows this, I overcame a very difficult and abbusive childhood to be the strong ass woman I am today. I will never forget where I came from. I will never forget what it feels like to be hopeless and in need of love. I don't throw change at the homeless, I hug them, I love them and I feed them.I am sick to death of all these beautiful celebs eating up the attention and not addressing real issues. I don't think food TV does enough to educate the public on how hard we work to feed the hoeless, how many millions of dollars are raised because we donate our time, food, and service to charity events, sometimes, during the busiest time of our year. The only reason I agreed to be on the show was because I want to use the attention and possible celeb status to promote my purpose for living, to feed the homeless, care for impoverished children and make a damn difference in this shitty ass selfish world. I give a large ammount of my personal income to an organization that feeds and cares for impoverished children. Divas have hearts too, big ones. CULINARY CRAFTS= how to's for building a buffet table, home made gifts, arts and crafts that relate to cooking in some way. I want a Martha Stewart type show where I can show the public how to get high dollar presentation on a budget. A lot of this is edited to look the way it does. You are not getting the whole story yet. If you want to see who I am then go to facebook, I am an open book." I love how she invites stalkers to harass her on facebook. <3 I have a bad feeling she'll get 2nd place like her hairstyle sister Jackie Barrett did on America's Psychic Challenge though.
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She had a great Dr. Seuss-like fall. Loved her scream and sudden crash and disappearance behind the table counter, with a floppy wrist flinging a pot of sauce
all over the place.
Lisa will be remembered.
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07/18/08 9:08 AM.
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I just hit Barney's 75% off sale - Lisa must be fat in order to get her whole wardrobe from the sales, because that's all that is pretty much left.
I have a bad feeling she'll get 2nd place like her hairstyle sister Jackie Barrett did on America's Psychic Challenge though.They're rocking the Saliesha. |
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ColbyRulesAll |
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how hard we work to feed the hoelessCan't get a hooker? Don't worry...I'll FEED you! |
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Lovejonze |
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Ho's gotta eat, too!
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victalac |
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Nappy headed or not.
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McWolcott |
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I bet she's been "working" under her hubby since age 17. He seems younger than her in pics though.
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Kenscookie |
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Garzabot FTW!!!
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ginaf20697 |
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Love Lisa. And she's not Vulcan or Romulan, she's Thermian.
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token lunatic |
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Naj is on board the Lisa Love Train. WHAT?!?! W to the O to the O to the T, that's what.
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Will |
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nomii |
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vegas is exhausting. and all cliche-d out. time to move on elsewhere folks
Aaron seems like such a fish out of water. he really should've been eliminated long time ago. WHY DO THE JUDGES HAVE AN IRRATIONAL HATE-ON FOR ADAM!11 |
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Toldjall so! VOTE GARZABOT!!!
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PAPAYOKE |
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Lisa's singing cracked me the fuck up. So random.
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Adam ftw!!!
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victalac |
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re Aaron: Hey, I'm for throwing a bone to a black man as much as anyone, but this is ridiculous. Aaron is fast becoming the OJ Simpson of reality food
shows- he getting away with murder! Reminds me of that whack job "American Inventor" who was pushing a portable weight set you carried with you so
you could pump iron on trips in your hotel room.
re Lisa: so she lost half the fish? Make the portions half as big. So what? re Adam: agree they are really slow-playing this guy to make his win all the more dramatic. the whole series the rap against him was his cooking skills, and now he blows everyone away in the Vegas buffet. (Though, I think Shane had a LOT to do with it.) |
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token lunatic |
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Aaron nailed that promo, why didn't he get first pick?!? He got fucking saddled with a chick who doesn't grasp the concept that mash potato pizza is
not a goddamn health food.
Why did they not give props to Shane? |
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Lovejonze |
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Adam is the only one left that can mentally handle having a show. Lisa will shut down like Cee Dub on Dutch Oven and do silent cooking. Aaron will get all
choked up and tell bad jokes.
And I don't care if the drag queens liked Lisa's singing. For me, it was AWK-WAAAAARD. As awkward as Aaron's "joke" if you ask me. They need to admit that Adam can cook. Smoke em if you got em. |
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ColbyRulesAll |
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I'm gonna have to go with Adam ftw.
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