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Just watched this show and will comment in a second. First off:

I really don't care about the script right this second. Far more important things are going on-yes, a cat really was stabbed. I went to Santa Barbara a couple days ago to file charges against the dangerous asshole that stabbed the cat and is stalking us (He also bonded with the cat months ago before he started stalking the girl who finally had the good sense to reject him). He has been served with a restraining order and I have to go back for a court appearance I guess to make it permament. This is way more important than any stupid script since this jackass has both stabbed a cat and attempted to choke me to death after following the girl, who is the cats owner, to Pasadena. So this is deadly serious stuff. He's also committed many other crimes, including gun running and numerous drug offenses. He's a threat to everybody in any city he lives in no matter where he lives and right now that is a homeless shelter in Santa Barbara. He also thinks he's above the law since his father is a retired policeman (who won't let him anywhere near his family.) Obviously, the courts don't think that-his numerous arrests, including one in which the girls door was broken down, are proof of that.

So glad that wretched Papa CJ went home. Both he and Foot were doing homosexual stuff on stage and obviously that's not going to win with a majority of the people. I don't care, they both sucked. Especially CJ. Now he can go clean toilets if he's qualified. Foot is something of a crybaby plus he's not funny in the slightest. Carrot Top-proof no talent is needed to play a Vegas showroom or do phone commercials. That stupid nominating ceremony takes forever and Bellamy has to talk to the audience like they're retarded counting the vote total each and every time someone is nominated. Hey, give credit to Jeff Dye for creating a theme-he's also one of the better looking of these losers. Just reminded of that Jay London Bed Bath and Beyond joke-"I worked in Beyond."

Foot was such a baby about that stupid toy gun. Guess he's one of those guys who is easily picked on and gets rankled about it. Don 't think that will work too well as a stand up and I doubt he'll make any mark in the business. Say what you want about Iliza, at least she knows how to be energetic and has enough confidence to actually try stuff that's new in a risky situation and come off strong. Neither CJ or Foot can ever pull that off.

I can see a future for Jeff Dye even though I didn't want to like him (or anybody else.) But he's young, good looking full head of hair and did very well with the movie theme on the props challenge. He probably won't win but like Clay Aiken have greater career success than the actual winner. You can build a solid show around Jeff Dye. The same is true of Iliza but I think the Dye show would be better and more subtle comedy than Ilizas.

I was a roommate of an Indian guy for awhile in Beverly Hills.

You really haven't lived until you're awakened in the middle of the night by some drunk snoring loudly while passed out on the living room couch playing a shitty Bollywood DVD over and over at full blast.

It's too bad that shows like this just have standard eliminations-if I put one on the air I'm going to have a big wheel like on the Price Is Right-but instead of numbers every spot on the wheel will be a method of execution.

It's time for you to pack your bags and say goodbye-literally.