Will it be America's Choice to pull the plug or not?
"America! You decide...by texting 1113 to release Jerry from the burden of this mortal coil's existence...OR...text 5559 to keep him in the house another week!"
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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What if Jerry goes into a comatose state from which there is no hope of revival?
Will it be America's Choice to pull the plug or not? "America! You decide...by texting 1113 to release Jerry from the burden of this mortal coil's existence...OR...text 5559 to keep him in the house another week!" |
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AeRo 21 |
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What's with the bubbles? Did Jerry really die?
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One mean spider |
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Pragmatically Absurd wrote: |
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wmdaggie |
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Pragmatically Absurd wrote: Finally, American Reality TV reaches its Zenith
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NinaWeena |
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Pragmatically Absurd wrote:
Can we use an autovoter?
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SurvivorArctic |
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Vmeyers wrote: And really, after the horror that was Sheila last season, I for one and happy not to hear about anyone's genetic waste. I hope she never mentions them! |
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pushingjate |
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What if Jerry goes into a comatose state from which there is no hope of revival? |
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Kayleekat3 |
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factoryhurl wrote: factory, Jessie cd is little wayne. |
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buried out back |
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Pragmatically Absurd wrote: BB would probably just have the HG's haul him around like the movie "Weekend at Bernie's" so they got some good footage of Jerry.
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ohboy |
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they could just prop him in a chair staring at the bathroom door. no one would think anything of it.
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factoryhurl |
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anders332 wrote: NO. I heard her talk about them yesterday but only because someone asked. She could not have seemed more detached. |
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factoryhurl |
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Kayleekat3 wrote: TY, K. That surprises me, I thought it would be some boy band. |
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Pragmatically Absurd |
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It's the twist: put an old guy in the house, wait for him to die, then use him as the ultimate pawn.
Instead of America's Player, it's America's Corpse. Then we, the viewers, vote on things like, "should Jerry's corpse squirt mustard on April's shirt?" or "what catch phrase should Jerry's Corpse start this week?" And of course we control Jerry's corpse's vote. I just pray he makes it to jury! |
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ZippyDoDa |
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Vmeyers wrote: Good point! It is a good strategy to keep the kids out of it, for sure. I do think they would come in handy at some point with the old people!! I know my
bad!!! |
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buried out back |
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^^ FH, she was more animated describing how she spells their names with double L's than actually talking about them. If it were me, I would have
DOR'd already. I couldn't leave my kids with anyone else when they were that age.
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LKMOSCAR |
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Congrats at getting to 6,000 posts, bob!
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DeadTwista |
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SurvivorArctic wrote: Haiku? That was more like a Hai-poo!!! (still not over the cheese incident) |
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AeRo 21 |
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Didn't Jerry take HOH pics and write a blog? Where the hell is it?
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ZachtheOgre |
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April, Steven isn't making an effort to talk to you because you are a cunt.
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buried out back |
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LKMOSCAR wrote: Thanks, I didn't even notice.
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