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17. Kim Johnson - Survivor 3: Africa



I know you're all thinking WTF but Kim Johnson is an amazingly underrated character. After not going on Survivor 2, the producers knew they struck gold with her so they put her on season 3, and she MADE that season. After quickly finding an alliance with the Boran boys club, she was set to control the game from there out. She always talked about making side deals with the girls or with Samburu but it was never really in her best interests to do so so they got owned. It's hard to describe her but she seemed to do everything wrong and have it turn out right for her. Her epic wins in the final 2 immunity challenges were so inspiring and really she should have beaten Ethan in the final 2. Oh well all I can really say is that next time you watch Africa look out for Kim J and put everything she does/says into perspective. If you do it's pure laffos.

16. Jon and Kelly




What a colorful couple! They were such great fun in TAR 4. Whether they were bickering with each other, or with other teams, they were the most exciting team on the TAR4 season. Whether Jon bungee jumping headfirst or doing a roadblock naked (both for no reason) or breaking Kelly's hand during a karate chop challenge or just yelling MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLE!!! at the top of their lungs on a train in the middle of europe, they were always fun to watch. It's a shame the worst team of the entire season BARELY defeated them D=

Nowadays the two are very happy mactors advertising the PedEgg




15. Danielle Reyes - Big Brother 3



Behind her sweet motherly exterior was a hardcore Big Brother strategist who was doing anything to win it all for her family. With a genius strategy pitting two sides of the house against each other (Marcellas/Amy vs the Couples) but having a final 2 pact with the most loyal person in the game in Jason she was golden to the end of the game. No one saw it coming and she counted them down until there was 9 down, 2 to go. Finally Lisa Donahue-Hackett ended up winning the final HOH and took her to the final 2, expecting to lose. However, since everyone was allowed to go home and watch the people on TV everyone was OFFENDED by Danielle's colorful taunts against the fallen housemates. Roddy Mancuso and Marcellas Reynolds were particularly in tears but nothing Danielle could do would change their votes. In the end big brother CHANGED THE RULES of the game so that the jury would be sequestered and a deserving winner would be crowned. Danielle did play close to a flawless game and remains among the most robbed housemates ever.

Also, Roddy is a GOD not the devil, soz.

14. Tana Goertz - The Apprentice: 3



The Iowanian mother was far out of her element on the show of high stakes buisness deals that is the Apprentice. However her small town charm and possimistic attitude won over her competitors and she conquered the business world week after week. With the help of her beadazzler she dominated the show and was the underdog story of the century. However during the final 2, she was given a raw deal when she had to impress the OLYMPIC COMMITTEE along with the most explosive personalities who just didn't want to listen to her while Kendra just had to set up an arcade and just had to be in control of a couple of stoner midcarders. In the end, America's sweetheart underdog lost to the middle-of-the-road dog. tears?

13. Colin and Christie - The Amazing Race 5



Possibly the greatest villains in Amazing Race history, Colin and Christie were the complete package. Dominant, feisty, and cutthroat, they never backed away from a challenge as long as Colin had a say in it. They were great because they would pick fights with locals, and even at times he knew he wouldn't win, Colin still went after everyone until he got his way. His rivalry with Mirna was incredibly colorful and his pushing everyone's buttons and everyone pushing his buttons provided great TV. Of course, like all great villains his collapse was delicious and after breaking his ox, he went on to lose the finale to Chip and Kim, probably the best winners the series has ever had. Truly it was another storybook ending to a great season.

12. Brent Todd - Superstars of Treasure Island



Here's a tale of Toddy the chief of our island,
A man of great stature he all the girls smiling,
He has charm, he has wit, and a favorite of class
A fantastic bronze body, and a shiny white as-
k me where he comes from
Was it New Zealand or Australia?
"I want to win this game!"
Je says "I wont take failure!"
Well there's Josh and Cocksy and all,
and don't forget Horse
"Forget them!" he yells
"I'll Show No Remorse!
I'll cull the weak, and I'll cull from the strong
and when it's all over I'll sit on the throne."
Johnny will yell "Toddy, you're the winner!"
"About bloody time, now where's my steak dinner."
Toddy's fans...
Will be at the airport in buses and vans
They'll be there to greet him and cover him in glory
Women they will want photos, they'll want his story
But Toddy will love it! He'll take it all in a stride
The cameras, the makeup, the closeups, the wides
Toddy the Chief, the legend rewritten
TREASURE ISLAND ASSASSIN
covered in cuts and all mozzie bitten.

- John "Cocksy" Cocks

Toddy is an American Hero.