A bolt of lightning just struck outside my window!
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Is God trying to smite me?
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 cattymeow |
Is God trying to smite me? |
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Posts: 18 (07/22/08 6:22 PM) |
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meekspantsfactory |
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Posts: 3 (07/22/08 6:23 PM) |
prays for more?
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sadllama |
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Posts: 2273 (07/22/08 6:24 PM) |
Probably not a good idea to be on the computer then.
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cattymeow |
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Posts: 19 (07/22/08 6:26 PM) |
If I'm gonna die, I going out with my computer dammit!
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LeeLeeRaRa |
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Posts: 488 (07/22/08 6:45 PM) |
If God's after you, you're fucked.
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Softtaco |
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Posts: 2873 (07/22/08 6:51 PM) Registered user |
You need to go out in the street and shake your fist defiantly at the sky.
Then when the lighting strikes you down, it will be way more dramatic. |
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meekspantsfactory |
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Posts: 5 (07/22/08 6:56 PM) |
And perhaps people might care a bit more. After all, you'd be that person who shook their fist at god and got zapped.
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pussycow |
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Posts: 2758 (07/22/08 6:57 PM) |
God just tried to smite my fence with a downed limb. But my fence would not be smited!
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Nonentitled |
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Posts: 624 (07/23/08 12:10 AM) Registered User |
A bolt of lightning just struck outside my window!Did you just call in to AM Coast To Coast? Someone just told George that same thing a few minutes ago. |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Posts: 8295 (07/23/08 12:14 AM) Registered user |
You trying to create something, Dr. Frankenstein?
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 Roadfinder |
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Posts: 4337 (07/23/08 12:55 AM) Registered user |
cattymeow wrote: Is God trying to smite you, cattymeow? Absolutely! But consider yourself fortunate. Better to be struck by lightning, than be crushed by a piano.
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smokeitgood |
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Posts: 5613 (07/23/08 1:02 AM) Registered user |
cattymeow please take a trip to berkeley california and find roadfinder and put a disguise of yourself on him so that god smites him instead of you kthx
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star jumper |
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Posts: 35226 (07/23/08 1:16 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
It's because he wants you to stop making shitty posts.
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cattymeow |
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Posts: 27 (07/23/08 8:07 AM) |
Right, my new goal is to be more like star jumper. Pungent, in odor that is!
At laest I'm not one of Il Mostro's chosen 60. |
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Mister Slippery |
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cattymeow wrote: Perhaps the lightening is in relation to that factor! |
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Shag |
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Posts: 6767 (07/23/08 9:08 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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What's with all the new crazies this week? It's like a coming out cotillion or something.
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bodapati19900 |
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Posts: 1214 (07/23/08 9:14 AM) Registered user |
Murder, meanwhile, has its own special time. We are most likely to be killed during the dog days of August when temperatures and tempers rise.It's almost August. |
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 5662 (07/23/08 9:58 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
The World loves God in Christian countries.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 5191 (07/23/08 10:59 AM) Registered User |
Trying to smite you? are you saying God is a retard who can't smite effectively on the first attempt?
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bucking fitch |
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Posts: 1301 (07/23/08 11:02 AM) Registered user |
OuijaBroad wrote: I don't think God has ever missed anyone that he's wanted to smite. Perhaps it's just a warning? |
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cattymeow |
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Posts: 28 (08/04/08 2:31 PM) |
bucking fitch wrote: Good point...I can take a hint! |
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