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15. Mudkip (Water)

And just like the Treecko family before it, the Mudkip family is eliminated just after making it to the top fifteen. Honestly, although Mudkip is really cute, it's probably only more appealing, cuteness-wise, than Squirtle, and even then, it's a close call in terms of ranking the Water-starters. The main reason for the high ranking honestly has nothing to do with the game whatsoever. The high ranking comes solely because I find the "so i herd u liek mudkipz" fad. Lame, I know. But still, it's a funny fad because while it can be annoying as hell when you're dealing with an idiot, one or two mentions can be quite funny.


14. Spoink (Psychic)

Yet another Pokemon that makes it high on the list due to just extreme cuteness, Spoink is just the cutest little springing pig creature of all time. I don't even really like pigs. I find them to be disgusting creatures and I even have a hard time eating pork. But Spoink is adorable. Its tail is a cute little spring and it has a cute little pig nose and a pearl on its head. Add in its combat ability which isn't half bad, and you have a great Pokemon on your hands.


13. Gardevoir (Psychic)

Unlucky thirteen, but I think Gardevoir deserves it. Much like Pikachu before her, Gardevoir is the type of Pokemon that gets way too overhyped that it detracts from however good it really is. In RSE, Gardevoir was trumpeted as the second coming of Alakazam. While I did use one on my dream team (She was mainly saved for anything I couldn't handle in the final battle) Gardevoir is just another Psychic. She's good, but not great. The main reason she's left out of the top 10 is because she's basically the Pokemon that everyone claims is most fuckable. I know it's weird for me to say this, given some of the pictures I posted earlier, but it's how I feel. A furry is one thing, but Gardevoir is not a furry. Gardevoir is some bizarre alien creature that just happens to be somewhat humanoid. And this alone has made her the subject of more Pokeporn than anyone else, I think. It's gross.


12. Aggron (Steel/Rock)

The fifth member of my dream team, as mentioned before, Aggron was easily the strongest Pokemon on my team, defense-wise. When it came to the elite 4, Aggron was basically just a great all-around Pokemon that I could use in any situation. And better yet, I love the big, strong, dinosaur Pokemon (like Tyranitar). I don't care that Aggron is a Rhydon clone. I don't really like Rhydon that much, while Aggron was my awesome triceratops. Overall, Aggron's great, but there's just other factors that keep him from the top 10. P.S. The picture has two of my dream team in it, OH MY GOD!


11. Breloom (Grass/Fighting)

And now we come to the final Grass Pokemon in this particular countdown, and it's a good one. Breloom evolves from the uber-cute mushroom, Shroomish, and with that evolution, he removes a good deal of his Grass weaknesses, leaving only the double-weakness to Flying-types. Breloom is a great competitive battler with the combination of 100% accurate Spore and the second turn only Focus Punch. These things make Breloom and very deadly Pokemon to handle in battle. The reason he's left out of the top ten is simply due to appearance. But he made it damn close.