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Ugh, the Girls Next Door were so fucking annoying. Not even Esther Ku's laugh was more annoying than that one who orgasmed over Ron G.

Um, so even though Marcus was definitely the most amusing with the bedtime story, how was that a story? That was a movie trailer. Not that I expected Playboy bunnies to have a basic understanding of story structure, but still.

Anyway, the showcase:
Adam - It's not that he isn't funny, but he just doesn't stand out at all. There are so many 20something "LOL, sex, LOL Bush sucks" comedians out there. You can see an Adam at an Open Mike night practically anywhere.

Iliza - She was definitely stronger last week, but for what was apparently 2/3 new material, it seemed pretty consistent. My only issue with her is the generic "big tough guy" and "whiny girl" voices she does. It can get old after a while.

Jeff - I have to admit I cringed when he did the Seinfeld voice at one point, but overall, he's my favorite one left. He just seems really relatable and has a great delivery.

Jim - I like him and even though he does the same sort of thing every time, the actual material is always different. But I've never been totally blown away by him.

Louis - He's always been a front-runner (deservingly) but there are so many comedians like him out there already. I don't know, the material is fresh but taking the whole package into account, he just doesn't stand out all that much.

Ron G - Honestly, it wasn't completely as painful as I expected, but it was still utter crap.

Sean - I liked the song I guess but I always think it's cheap when comedians sing a song and don't change up the lyrics enough. Yeah, most songs have a repeated chorus, but when it comes to comedy, you have to switch things up if you wanna keep the audience interested.

i wouldve paid to not have papa cj do it. can you imagine how awful that would have been?

"Hello ladies. That's right, now even your bedtime stories are being outsourced! This one's called 'The Little Engine That Crashed.' Once upon a time, a conductor had to stop a train because a cow stepped onto the track and an Indian passenger demanded that they wait for the cow to move, because we worship cows. So while they were waiting, the conductor got on his laptop but he couldn't connect to the Internet. So he called up customer support and on the other end was a guy named 'Mike' who spoke with a repressed Indian accent. Mike couldn't help him out, and the cow was still on the tracks. So the conductor went to the dinner car and found the Indian passenger and told him, 'Look, we need to get moving here, whether the cow's there or not.' The passenger got upset, and threatened to kill the conductor if he harmed the cow. The conductor grabbed a pocketknife and lunged at the passenger. But the passenger told him, 'I do not care if you kill me. Because I am Hindu--I'll be reborn! And for all you know, I'll be born as your child. I'll be sucking at your wife's boobies and you won't even know it!' Then he repeated that three times for effect. But the story has a happy ending: the cow moved out of the way, and soon after, the train crashed and killed every passenger aboard. I hope you liked my story, ladies, and if I said anything that may have offended you--I don't give a crap."

Oh yeah, and the two lines I would've said at the Playboy Mansion if I were a contestant: when I chose my book number, I'd tell the Bunny that I would also take back the underwear that I left at the mansion during my last visit (wham bam thank you ma'am!), and when Bill Bellamy told everyone to keep their hands to themselves, I'd say "Isn't that what got Pee-wee Herman arrested?" (oh yeah, that's right, I went there!).

I hate to say it but I really don't think Sean is going anywhere. If you look at the NBC boards, they're either infested by his relatives or he has a much bigger fanbase than Sucks would indicate. I wonder what random profession he'll sing about this week?

Iliza, Louis, and Jeff are all most likely safe too. Unless people want a poor man's version of Dane Cook (I never, ever thought it would be possible to type those words), Adam is gone. Unless NBC pulls some underhanded crap (because that's never happened before), Ron G should take the long-overdue walk of shame. And unfortunately that leaves Jim, who I just don't think was a big enough personality in the house and had an act that you either love or hate, not a whole lot of middle ground. Hopefully he can pull off an upset and stay in over Sean, but I don't see it happening.