At a screening of my first documentary film, the teachers dragged me up on stage.
That was NOT part of the contract, dammit!
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Remington Steele |
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At a screening of my first documentary film, the teachers dragged me up on stage. That was NOT part of the contract, dammit! |
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Bernard Wrangler |
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I watched someone dancing that didn't know I was there.
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PagongSchlong |
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My lawnmower broke so I had to finish cutting my lawn with a weed eater! I'm about as white trash as they come.
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Angela in WI |
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I went to Barnes & noble and picked up 2 great books.
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LaurenTheLush |
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I saw this fat kid fall off the treadmill at the gym 2 hours ago.
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ninnie pearl |
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I spent the day helping Mr Pearl hide his still in the woods cause old man Boudreaux down the road a piece said the revenuers was a coming. We worked up a
fair bit of a sweat and all for knot cause them demmed revs never did come round. Mr Pearl is madder than a one legged waitress working at the I HOP let me
tell you what.
brought medicine, noodley soups, and liquids to my patient, the now gallbladderless miss dmb. i'm fucking beat. How much you get for it? I been telling Mr Pearl we oughta sell his bladder on the ebay so we can finally afford a vacation. He keeps on saying no but I'm wearing him down. |
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NotQuiteDeadYet |
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i bought lunch and ate with chopstix
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OT recruiter |
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I drew an apple and ate it
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ashley madison |
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I rode my bike, it's windy, I perspired, so I just took a shower
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OuijaBroad |
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Bernard Wrangler wrote:
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youfist |
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Spike |
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I woke up this morning and it was still sort of dark and I saw movement along the base of one of my walls. I thought it was a mouse and turned on the light
and it was a giant cockroach. Woke me up faster than coffee ever does. The damn thing shrugged off 3 or 4 hits with my shoe and kept going. I finally
used a broom to push it onto, and off of, my balcony...
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Zzunk |
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I ate some sort-of-running scrambled eggs.
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The Purple Parrot |
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I got a haircut and then I finished my physics test.
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Citizen Postal |
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I heard the Blue Angels practicing nearby, couldn't spot 'em though.
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redkramer77 |
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I lived like I was dying.
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