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Posts: 39922 (08/11/08 1:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He finally left the house on a forklift. Now that he lost 500 lbs, they were finally able to move him into his new home at the zoo. (Here we see children feeding him bananas.) They are going to try to breed him with his girlfriend, "Seniorita Chubby Chaserro".
Powers		#1	[-]
Posts: 4143 (08/11/08 1:17 PM) Lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Between the new teeth and the weight loss, POS has never looked so good.
Dr Weems		#2	[-]
Posts: 39923 (08/11/08 1:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	In the last picture....if you look closely.....you can see his mother spouting air out in the bay.
Derrick Zoolander		#3	[-]
Posts: 460 (08/11/08 1:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He looks like a sweet boy
Pahrump Mania		#4	[-]
Posts: 1471 (08/11/08 1:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	At least he has a girlfriend.
Penelope McBagpipe		#5	[-]
Posts: 4592 (08/11/08 1:29 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I heard about this on the radio this morning. I have a question. How does a poor person balloon to 700 pounds? (fuck off in advance) and omg LOL at the kids gawking at him in that middle pic.
star jumper		#6	[-]
Posts: 35488 (08/11/08 1:29 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts
SirPaulMuaddib		#7	[-]
Posts: 5276 (08/11/08 1:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Are u saying the bottom picture is AFTER he lost 500 pounds??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? You would need a fishing pole and a hook to reel and pull out his peni. It probably hasn't seen sunlight in 25 years.
LaurenTheLush		#8	[-]
Posts: 1873 (08/11/08 1:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ew, yuckie.
Dr Weems		#9	[-]
Posts: 39924 (08/11/08 1:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Derrick Zoolander wrote: He looks like a sweet boy Actually....people say he is JOLLY. His old girlfriend was MUCH hotter.
Dr Weems		#10	[-]
Posts: 39925 (08/11/08 1:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: I have a question. How does a poor person balloon to 700 pounds? (fuck off in advance) Peepee meant to ask..."How does a poor person balloon to 1,250 pounds?" He hadn't left his house for 5 years either. Burden others much, fat boy?
chippymacnish		#11	[-]
Posts: 8 (08/11/08 1:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	How in the hell does he clean up after a shit? Is the crane on standby at his house?
BoxcutterWilly		#12	[-]
Posts: 4374 (08/11/08 1:52 PM) I'm coming to terms with my issues Reply Quote More Recent Posts	chippymacnish wrote: How in the hell does he clean up after a shit? Is the crane on standby at his house? That's why they lock the girlfriend in the cage with him. Someone's gotta scrape the brown plaster off the floors.
Kimbob the Magnificent		#13	[-]
Posts: 4943 (08/11/08 1:59 PM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The people he's burdening are the same people who are trucking the food in to feed him every day. They could always say "fuck that, you get a carrot today." What's he going to do - chase them around the house and steal their hamburgers?
youfist		#14	[-]
Posts: 379 (08/11/08 2:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	chippymacnish wrote: How in the hell does he clean up after a shit? Is the crane on standby at his house? He probably has a Bidet! DUH!!!!
Penelope McBagpipe		#15	[-]
Posts: 4595 (08/11/08 2:02 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He'd make a good cuddle bunny in the middle of canookian January though.
ObservingEgo		#16	[-]
Posts: 6400 (08/11/08 2:02 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Remember that episode of House???
BoxcutterWilly		#17	[-]
Posts: 4375 (08/11/08 2:08 PM) I'm coming to terms with my issues Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"Manuel is HONGRY! FEED ME!"
WesternBulldogs1		#18	[-]
Posts: 5019 (08/11/08 2:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hear Amy's kind of keen on him. A rebound infatuation fer sure!
BoxcutterWilly		#19	[-]
Posts: 4388 (08/11/08 3:16 PM) I'm coming to terms with my issues Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"Yeah LOKI...when you finish cleaning up Manuel's poop, they need you over at the penguin pool. Some kind of sardine snafu over there."
MMMadcow		#20	[-]
Posts: 5981 (08/11/08 4:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I saw this guy on one of those medical channels. He claimed he gained all his weight when he lived in America. Eating all that American crap food, and not getting enough exercising.

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