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Cindy McCain hospitalized |
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complaining of pains in her hands.
In other news John McCain was heard complaining that now he would never get that pickle jar opened. |
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U91731 |
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Posts: 9047 (08/13/08 1:51 PM) Registered User |
She does remind me of an older version of Betsy from Madmen.
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 7634 (08/13/08 1:52 PM) Registered user |
Not the usual way Cindy gets drugs.
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Mister Slippery |
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StatelyWayneManor wrote: uhm - actually yes it is . |
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QualityBobby |
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Posts: 4611 (08/13/08 1:53 PM) O.o |
Good place to hide the tracks though....
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 5636 (08/13/08 1:54 PM) Registered User |
Maybe she was jerking him too hard
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Mister Slippery |
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PassionatePiscesMan wrote: That was my second choice tagline - but i went with the pickle jar instead. Turns out it is just a strain that caused a flare up of an old Carpal Tunnel injury. It happened after shaking hands on the line after a speaking engagement by her Husband. John McCain is reportedly taking advantage of the time away from Cindy to have an affair with a campaign staffer. |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 4102 (08/13/08 2:00 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Now that's change I can believe in!
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23732 (08/13/08 2:10 PM) Registered user |
This is no big surprise. She has carpal tunnel from writing thousands of letters asking for money for John's birthday, and from stuffing the mailings with
postage-paid birthday cards for John as well.
Poor Cindy. |
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Vegazguy |
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Posts: 12457 (08/13/08 2:10 PM) whatever. |
in other news her husband suffers an anxiety attack.
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 7637 (08/13/08 2:13 PM) Registered user |
I post in the wrong threads, too.
Well, not really. |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 2683 (08/13/08 2:15 PM) Registered User |
is it possible that Senator McCains sphinter tightened up on her while she was changing his diaper? |
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 6410 (08/13/08 2:17 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Ya know that Peter Taylor short story...what's it called again??? |
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 1730 (08/13/08 3:04 PM) Gay Canookian |
oh oh....someone's looking for sympathy votes.
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thriving sobi |
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Posts: 292 (08/13/08 4:33 PM) |
I heard she shit so hard she sprained her asshole.
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RichFreak |
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Posts: 3395 (08/13/08 5:47 PM) Registered User |
Mister Slippery wrote: Cindy better hope that this one's not an heiress or she's toast. Someone's gotta push gramps in his wheel chair.
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catspasms |
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Posts: 8031 (08/13/08 5:49 PM) I need a life |
So does this thread mean we're allowed to start new political threads?
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Mister Slippery |
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catspasms wrote: this is a breaking news thread
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Posts: 2851 (08/13/08 9:16 PM) |
taze him, bro!
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