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Posts: 759 (08/19/08 12:26 AM) Registered user |
I've heard that people his age often get a strange odor about them, anyway, even if they DO bathe, so it's got to be hideous to be downwind from him if
he isn't bathing.
I can't imagine the aura surrounding him by now. Maybe that's why the bugs in the back yard are dying--they got a whiff of Jerry! |
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15572 (08/19/08 1:12 AM) Registered User |
Jerry hates 'Don't Worry, Be Happy". He says it's the "worst song in the world". Figures this old coot would hate a song about
happiness. Hey Jerry, even Memphis wants you dead now. And Renny's seems to like the idea too. Ya better sleep with one eye open, ya old fart.
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 8815 (08/19/08 1:18 AM) Registered user |
watchinuall wrote: Hey now.. I watch the feeds quite a bit and I've NEVER seen Jerry take a shower. Is the man even taking showers? Do we have any proof?
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15579 (08/19/08 1:41 AM) Registered User |
Hey now.. I watch the feeds quite a bit and I've NEVER seen Jerry take a shower. Is the man even taking showers? Do we have any proof?die claimed that he does it the mornings. I've only watched them wake up a few times, so it might be true. But those few times I watched, I never saw it. |
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seljukbuyyid |
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Posts: 113 (08/19/08 1:45 AM) |
What else is there to do in that house? He might as well shower
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15594 (08/19/08 2:52 AM) Registered User |
We know one thing after tonight, Jerry's looks are not improved even with the artistic application of dental dams. |
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JosephBlowinsky |
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Posts: 628 (08/19/08 3:45 AM) |
Apparently some the houseguests are supporters of this thread!
(I posted this on the LFR thread earlier this morning), it was about 11pm BBT Dan and Memphis alone in spa room Memphis talking about how weak Jerry is due to the slop, etc Memphis: "Dude, Jerry's gonna die in here, man." Dan covers his face with the pillow and is trying not to laugh Dan: "Dude, I gotta get out of this room. That's MESSED UP!" Dan and Memphis leave the spa room |
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Posts: 3598 (08/19/08 4:38 AM) |
^^^ 
Hate for this ass-kissing bitch!!! HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 21 (08/19/08 5:20 AM) |
I hope he does kick the bucket so my dearly departed awesome grandfather can kick his fucking ass when he gets to... wherever it is he's going. He was
never one to suffer fools or total fucking assholes.
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Posts: 3991 (08/19/08 5:36 AM)
A Danger to Myself & Others
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For the first couple of weeks after the feeds started up, I was watching in the mornings, and I never once saw him shower either.. he might have, but I have
never seen it happen.
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 2266 (08/19/08 8:37 AM) Registered user |
remember him saying sometimes at home he takes 3 showers a day? like when he plays golf or works in the yard? and i know he announced he always starts his
day with a shower first thing. so if nobody's seeing him do it, except to step in there and clean his false teeth, that's just nasty.
he's fading away on slop. if he gets another week of it, i look for him to be picking invisible things out of the air, crawling in the grass mumbling incoherently and just shitting and peeing himself all day long. all of which would be highly entertaining!! |
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Posts: 172 (08/19/08 8:41 AM) |
JosephBlowinsky wrote: That was damn hilarious. And so true. And when they repeated what they thought to Renny, she agreed with them.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15598 (08/19/08 11:39 AM) Registered User |
Take a 20 minute shower you dirty old man. Or just die. Either one is good for me.
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 2321 (08/19/08 11:48 AM) Registered User |
Has he been in the hot tub? Imagine what that stew would be like
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15600 (08/19/08 11:51 AM) Registered User |
maxxfisher wrote: Ewww...the water would turn into instant old man soup. That would be ever so nasty. |
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Posts: 224 (08/19/08 11:51 AM) |
Jerry's bath would be all yellow with lint, skin, and fecal matter rising to the top.
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15602 (08/19/08 11:57 AM) Registered User |
StinkyFishNuts wrote: I didn't even think of the fecal matter that must be building up. And now I'm very sorry that I am. |
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Posts: 2007 (08/19/08 12:42 PM) |
Afternoon Pepaw Hate. Today's as good a day as any to be his last!
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RomCen |
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Posts: 15607 (08/19/08 12:45 PM) Registered User |
Jerry hates the wimmen folk when they get uppity. Poor Memaw. I bet he treats her like a dog. |
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Not ZachtheOgre |
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Posts: 218 (08/19/08 12:50 PM) |
RomCen that's 34. 466 to go.
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