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Jonathan Christ returns in the form of....
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 SuperAgent Ari Gold |
Jonathan Christ returns in the form of.... |
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Posts: 193 (08/27/08 09:06 PM) |
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goose |
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Posts: 133 (08/27/08 09:08 PM) Registered User |
With his personality, if he is also lazy, he will be the #1 boot.
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SuperAgent Ari Gold |
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Posts: 195 (08/27/08 09:09 PM) |
AND I WILL SHOVE A BOOT IN YOUR ASS
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 1394 (08/27/08 09:09 PM) |
SuperAgent Ari Gold wrote:Agreed, but why the fuck are you still alive? |
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YemaGrl1988 |
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Posts: 1610 (08/27/08 09:11 PM) Registered user |
fail.
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Demonic Dan Barry |
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Posts: 66 (08/27/08 09:15 PM) |
YOUR GOD IS DEAD, HOLYMAN
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 4021 (08/27/08 09:15 PM) Registered User |
A statement from the Church of Jonathan Christ
Hello neighbors, While we at the Church of Jonathan Christ fully and firmly support Ravishing Randy in his attempts to win $1,000,000 in Survivor Gabon, we do not endorse Super Agent Ari Gold's opinion that Jonathan Christ is returning in spiritual form into the fleshly shell of Ravishing Randy. We have indoctrinated Ravishing Randy as a staple of the congregation, but there is ONLY ONE true Lord & Savior. He is Jonathan Christ. We wish Randy the best of luck and hope and pray that all harlots and mactors from Gabon burn in eternal Dan Barry Hell. Thank you and Hatch bless, Your friend, Apostle Schlong |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 4307 (08/27/08 09:17 PM) Ugly on the inside |
I find it amazing, nay, inspirational that my fellow church goers share my perfect taste.
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SuperAgent Ari Gold |
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Posts: 197 (08/27/08 09:19 PM) |
Idiot.
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 4023 (08/27/08 09:19 PM) Registered User |
Riliss wrote:Praise fucking be, Apostle Riliss! This perfect taste is divinely inspired, no? |
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Demonic Dan Barry |
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Posts: 67 (08/27/08 09:21 PM) |
PagongSchlong wrote: AMEN! |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 4310 (08/27/08 09:21 PM) Ugly on the inside |
PagongSchlong wrote: It has to be, Brother Schlong. I knew from the moment I saw this guy's video clip that he was going to rock the shit outta Gaboner. |
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JonathanPDisciple |
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Posts: 115 (08/27/08 09:22 PM) |
We are free to release him from the congregation at any time if he does not live up to the church's expectations however
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 4024 (08/27/08 09:25 PM) Registered User |
Just like God tested men like Job, Abraham, and Jonah, so too shall he test the will of Ravishing Randy. Regardless of which path Randy chooses when he
arrives at the proverbial "fork in the road", the Church of Jonathan Christ will support him and document his travels.
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JonathanPDisciple |
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Posts: 116 (08/27/08 09:26 PM) |
Amen
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SuperAgent Ari Gold |
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Posts: 199 (08/27/08 09:26 PM) |
Amen my cock.
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Riliss |
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Posts: 4313 (08/27/08 09:27 PM) Ugly on the inside |
That's the spirit!
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JonathanPDisciple |
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Posts: 117 (08/27/08 09:28 PM) |
Hug it out bitches
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 4025 (08/27/08 09:29 PM) Registered User |
Just don't rub it out.
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Apostle Ravishing Randy |
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Posts: 1 (08/27/08 09:30 PM) |
hey there, sucksters!
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 4026 (08/27/08 09:31 PM) Registered User |
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