Didn't brooke sheilds offer sex to michael jackson when she was 15 or 16 only to have him turn her down????
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Pregnant Bristol Palin....17 year old WHORE?
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Posts: 541 (09/02/08 10:36 AM) Demanding little princess |
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Reginald Lewis |
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Posts: 782 (09/02/08 10:37 AM) |
did anything ever come in her Calvins?
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 40395 (09/02/08 10:38 AM) |
TC wrote:Doubtful. Brooke was a good kid....unlike whore-face Bristol. Bristol will BE OFF WITH THE NEAREST TRUCK DRIVER SHE CAN FIND. |
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TC |
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Posts: 542 (09/02/08 10:41 AM) Demanding little princess |
Thank ya jesus.
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pinkdolphin |
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Posts: 7202 (09/02/08 10:44 AM) Registered User |
Has anyone else heard the rumor that the baby is actually Bristol's too. Her mom covered up the pregnancy the first time. I think Bristol is pretty and her
boyfriend is really cute.
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Loki |
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Posts: 15658 (09/02/08 10:45 AM) Monkey tamer |
are those pictures of the tardy baby?
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 504 (09/02/08 10:47 AM) |
Reginald Lewis wrote: even the tardlet? |
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TC |
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Posts: 544 (09/02/08 10:48 AM) Demanding little princess |
YES!!
I thought no pictures of the Tardpop were allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Reginald Lewis |
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Posts: 786 (09/02/08 10:48 AM) |
the tardlet has a cocksucker cleft palate
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Loki |
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Posts: 15660 (09/02/08 10:49 AM) Monkey tamer |
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Je Fa |
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Posts: 505 (09/02/08 10:51 AM) |
WHAT HAPPENED TO REGINALD'S POST????
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Dr Weems |
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Posts: 40396 (09/02/08 10:58 AM) |
And Born-Again Republican Preacher said "BRISTOL....YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS GOT THE LORD BY YOUR SIDE."
She was so pleased to be informed of this....she sucked 20 dicks in his honor. THANK YOU jESUS. tHANK YOU LORD. |
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Posts: 8025 (09/02/08 10:59 AM) Registered user |
Tatum O'Neal (not Brooke) was the actress who
wanted to make Michael Jackson a man... Hey, Tatum...its still not too late. |
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Posts: 40397 (09/02/08 11:04 AM) |
How come the daughters all have heads as big as pumpkins?
(Their heads are even bigger than my sweet Amykins head.) They don't look like mom. Can we get some DNA tests on those tween she-beasts? |
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Posts: 549 (09/02/08 11:07 AM) Demanding little princess |
I think it's because they are eskimos. The father is right? Eskimos have big heads like Mexicans.
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Posts: 40400 (09/02/08 11:29 AM) |
Well....the dad does have walrus cheeks.....
...and Bristol looks like she could suckle a dozen stellar seal pups. They may have the Spirit of the Otter in their bloodline. |
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Posts: 6035 (09/02/08 11:42 AM) Registered User |
^^That little one gives off a Drew Barrymore in Firestarter vibe.
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Posts: 3411 (09/02/08 11:56 AM) Registered User |
The dad is part Eskimo. Bristol is probably the average teen of parents who are too busy having careers to raise their kids. Didn't anyone see the movie
Traffic?
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Posts: 20795 (09/02/08 12:00 PM) MESS member |
why does being 17 and pregnant make her a whore - you wouldn't say a boy who got a 17 pregnant was a whore?
for all you know it was her first and only sexual encounter - ok, that's unlikely, as if they've done it once, they sure would have done it again - however it is possible that she's only had sex with one person - I'd think it needed to be more than one and money would have to be involved for her to be whore |
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Posts: 2770 (09/02/08 12:10 PM) Registered User |
I agree on the whore thing. She wasnt doing anything that every other 17 year does, she just got caught. However, her poor choices in contraception are defintely due to poor parenting. |
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