Loved that letter........someone posted it at Jokers but the Powers that be deleted it within minutes!
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my love letter to pepaw
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Posts: 342 (09/26/08 11:18 PM) |
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manchelle |
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Posts: 684 (09/27/08 12:05 AM) |
die is a guy? I always imagined him as the old lady in SurvivorArctic's icon
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bullee2u |
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Posts: 467 (09/27/08 12:58 AM) Registered User |
Die is a sassy hot chick-jsyk.
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Melca |
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Posts: 958 (09/27/08 1:07 AM) Registered user |
Dictatorship wrote:You obviously didn't watch the feeds. |
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Kittyhun |
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Posts: 495 (09/27/08 2:46 AM) I need a life |
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 3029 (09/27/08 7:09 AM) Registered user |
manchelle wrote:i look like my OWN icon, thank you very much. |
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Wisspy |
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Posts: 1050 (09/27/08 7:29 AM) |
I think I had a tiny orgasm reading that.
Excellent letter 
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tatata2 |
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Posts: 1587 (09/27/08 7:37 AM) Registered User |
K now Wisspy...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information there!!!
WTG Die...and I have a feeling PooPee will truly be unable to put the letter down once he starts reading. In his own mind, you will surely not be that disgusted with him and will give him a teardrop of sympathy somewhere later in the letter. Ummmm, nope, sorry geezer. And I just pray you get a response so he can rewrite his history again... |
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Wisspy |
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Posts: 1052 (09/27/08 7:50 AM) |
tatata2 wrote:LOL..sorry, reading all those wonderful Jerry insults so eloquently written was a feel good moment. I doubt that Die will get a reply - Joanne will be too busy cooking and cleaning to have time to sit down and write a letter. |
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micknrc |
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Posts: 363 (09/27/08 8:19 AM) Registered user |
HEAR, HEAR!
::parades, mariachi bands, and fireworks ensue:: |
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Posts: 1354 (09/27/08 8:24 AM) |
Very thorough, die! The only thing I might add: ask him what his ACTUAL rank was in the Marines and how exactly letting people call him "Colonel"
shows his respect for the military.
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hossc |
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Posts: 18455 (09/27/08 8:47 AM) Registered User |
<--- Paul is dead, yet Poopaw lives. Life is unfair!
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Dictatorship |
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Posts: 4099 (09/27/08 8:58 AM) |
Melca wrote:Actually I watched the feeds all the time, and Jerry was a kind old man. You people are so mean. 
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ZippyDoDa |
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Posts: 7631 (09/27/08 9:04 AM) Such a naughty monkey |
Great letter die!!! I bet he doesn't get it even after it is spelled out to him!
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xeny |
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Posts: 154 (09/27/08 9:23 AM) Registered User |
Exactly what anyone who watched this misogynistic piece of shit was thinking. Well done. Even if he never
reads it, its good just to see it written down.
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diewinelle |
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Posts: 3030 (09/27/08 9:26 AM) Registered user |
Dictatorship wrote:you couldn't possibly have watched the feeds 'all the time' and believe that. if you really think pepaw was a kind old man, i'd hate to meet your grampa. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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Posts: 1844 (09/27/08 10:18 AM) |
OMG - that was awesome! I laughed and I cried (from laughing so hard.) I didn't know about some of that stuff - the drinking and driving, the
peanutbutter, butter and salt sandwiches, etc. What a dumb cocksucker!
One other thing you might want to mention to him is that nobody wants to see his nasty hairless armpits. To me, that was just as gross as the garbage that came out of his pie hole. 
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Fluffynurse |
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Posts: 14813 (09/27/08 1:18 PM) Registered User |
Oh yeah! The armpit thing. You gotta tell him how we hated that. His daughter even tried to send him a message by putting those nice polo shirts (he tried
to give Memphis) in his HOH basket but noooooooo. He insisted on those damn sleeveless things that exposed us to the bald underarms.
And add that he never resembled Donald O'Connor. Also put in there a SASE for an easier reply.
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tatata2 |
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Posts: 1588 (09/27/08 1:41 PM) Registered User |
Fluffynurse wrote: BIG
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But I do so love THIS pose... 
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Mellow913 |
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Posts: 692 (09/27/08 3:01 PM) Registered user |
Great letter die. I enjoyed this thread until you all started with the pictures of Jerry. I thought I'd never see that wrinkled up prune again. I
wouldn't put a return address on the envelope hard telling what he would do.
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