Next boot: Matty, then Crystal, then Ken, then Sugar, Susie, Bob and Randy.
Final 3:
Corinne: "I was myself, always myself, I touch myself......"
Charlie: "I wouldn't be here without Marcus"
Marcus: "I can rape and kill your grandmothers and you'll still vote for me"
Marcus wins 7-0-0
Cut to the reunion where Probst kisses Marcus' ass. Shits on Fang and tells Kelly to drink a glass of cyanide.
Bob gets America's vote
Previews of Survivor: Bora Bora the lost mystical jungles of the crystal palace.
Dictatorship: ZOMG!!! BEST WINNER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
platinumtlc: All black people should get shot for making Obama our new president!
Will: Susie and Crystal were robbed
Naj publishes the many tales of horny Charlie
The End
Most. predictable. season. ever!






















