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MASSIVE Crystal - NO ONE will ever fill her massive shoes!
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Posts: 6563 (11/25/08 11:26 PM) Registered User |
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novaya |
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Posts: 127 (11/25/08 11:26 PM) |
Crystal needs her own TV show after this. She will CRUSH her competitors.
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novaya |
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Posts: 128 (11/25/08 11:28 PM) |
only if Crystal physically picks me up and throws me out herself <3LOL! Awesome visual. I hope she does this to Corinne next week. I hope Crystal catapaults her into the tribal fire. |
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rhyno738 |
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Posts: 45 (11/25/08 11:30 PM) Registered User |
LMAO! Firebolt has effectively redeemed his breif lapse of judgement.
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novaya |
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Posts: 129 (11/25/08 11:31 PM) |
08 Crystal Cox has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.This one is totally my favorite. |
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Posts: 27 (11/25/08 11:35 PM) |
09 They once made a Crystal Cox toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. This one is the most true in my opinion. lol. |
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novaya |
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Posts: 132 (11/25/08 11:53 PM) |
Favorite line from Goddess Crystal?:
"I just didn't choose to participate as much as I usually do." -- Response to Kelly on her water polo performance "I didn't even get one second out of it -- it just didn't fit right." -- Explanation for her performance in the pole challenge "We home. This is the realness right here." -- Discussing strategies with her allies. "Oh yeah, he pimp that." -- Talking with Kelly about Ace hooking up with Jacquie and Sugar "I'm just gonna tell you right now, 'cuz I ain't even got the energy to walk up there: Gillian." -- Talking about how she's gonna vote Gillian at TC. You only have these five options. |
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Firebolt102890 |
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Posts: 28 (11/25/08 11:55 PM) |
"We home. This is the realness right here." -- Discussing strategies with her allies. That one. I lulzed when I first heard her say it. But she said "We home" twice! |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 6566 (11/25/08 11:58 PM) Registered User |
My favorites so far
"IT WAS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA TODAY" - Crystal defending her performance during the water polo game. "MY SHOES WEIGHED LIKE 10 LBS EACH" - Crystal defending her not being able to get up the hill. "IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT" - Crystal defending how the bars didn't fit right in the balance competition. "EAT YO RICE" |
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novaya |
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Posts: 133 (11/26/08 12:00 AM) |
Eat yo rice is the stuff of legends. It's now commonplace in my office when we're upset with each other. "EAT YO RICE!" It's a general
command to do something.
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rhyno738 |
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Posts: 46 (11/26/08 12:06 AM) Registered User |
Does anyone think that Goddess Crystal would have been perfect for the new American Gladiators? If they do another season they should totally bring her on board. Press Release:
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11/26/08 12:15 AM.
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Firebolt102890 |
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Posts: 29 (11/26/08 12:14 AM) |
I defiantly shout "NO!!!" then hit her and run for my life. :O I shouldn't have said that. I mean, to disrespect a grown woman like that, thats hands down for a slap! |
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LKMOSCAR |
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Posts: 5393 (11/26/08 02:50 AM) Registered user |
What would Crystal's book be called?
''The Secret Life of Cox''? |
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Posts: 2091 (11/26/08 07:34 AM) |
Oh yeah, and that espionage and suit comment about the Kota tribe after the switch <3
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Codex Magliabechiano |
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Posts: 199 (11/26/08 07:37 AM) |
She has the best liners
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Torchflame |
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Posts: 310 (11/26/08 09:14 AM) |
Lkmoscar, I like your avatar.
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ANBU Hidden Leaf |
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Posts: 786 (11/26/08 09:39 AM) |
novaya wrote:
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LKMOSCAR |
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Posts: 5395 (11/26/08 04:54 PM) Registered user |
Torchflame wrote:Thank you! However, I changed it because I saw someone else using it. 
Whatever! Crystal/Cirie <3! |
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Posts: 100 (11/26/08 04:59 PM) |
the "gillian line" is what made me not like her.....BUT FUCKING LOVE HER!!!!.... I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IT'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HER IN THAT
INSTANCE, SHE BECAME MY AUTOMATIC FAVORITE FROM THAN ON
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Posts: 5396 (11/26/08 05:02 PM) Registered user |
500 posts of Crystal adoration!
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