I got your spiritual connection IN MY PANTS!
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Practicing abstinence, bride and groom have never kissed
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Posts: 15681 (12/01/08 12:57 AM) super badass |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 4302 (12/01/08 12:58 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Jesus wept.
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ohboy |
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Posts: 2778 (12/01/08 1:36 AM) Registered user |
if god believed in abstinence before marriage, he wouldn't have invented bad sex or small penises.
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Katja Fallingstar |
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Posts: 682 (12/01/08 2:56 AM) |
or immaculate conceptions. Oh wait.
premarital immaculate conception |
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 6071 (12/01/08 4:07 AM) |
How sad.
Reminds me of my life.
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 6072 (12/01/08 4:12 AM) |
These people sound like some idiots of nature.
"test drive the car before you buy," and then... "You can't take the car out of the parking lot until you pay for it," Um, YES you CAN... it's called TEST driving. Also I was allowed to drive cars out of parking lots without paying for the car... like drivers ed! Oh, and I didn't pay for the car I have now.. thank you daddy!!!!!!!! <333333333 I LOVE my dad he is an amazing dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 |
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 wrsrules |
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Posts: 1042 (12/01/08 5:24 AM) |
Uh. Melody , newsflash, yes you can take a car out of the parking lot before buying to test drive. FYI.
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wrsrules |
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Posts: 1043 (12/01/08 5:26 AM) |
oops sorry amy i didn't see your post, I was on page 1 when I posted.
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 6078 (12/01/08 5:44 AM) |
lol It's okay, you made it more simple. <3 :)
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Wild Jazie |
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Posts: 2650 (12/01/08 5:58 AM) Registered User |
I give it less than 2 years, before they break up.
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nobodysfool |
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Posts: 401 (12/01/08 8:50 AM) |
Eurytol wrote: humping the bible is wrong on so many levels. |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 6619 (12/01/08 9:51 AM) Registered User |
Is it okay to at least look under the hood?
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 4314 (12/01/08 12:48 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I give it less than 2 years, before they break upWhy? I'd actually be surprised if they got divorced, seems to me that they are more likely than others to stay together. Plus it'd give Jesus bad publicity. |
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 6094 (12/01/08 2:34 PM) |
Eurytol wrote:Isn't against The Bible book to go on newspapers/internet/t.v./radio and so on to preach about religous things? |
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 6095 (12/01/08 2:38 PM) |
You know what sucks... when like every station you turn on t.v. is some religous preaching thing... it's so lame! ARG!!!!!!!!!!!! X( It makes me feel like
throwing my t.v.. Maybe I should go on t.v. and tell everyone how God is make believe just like the Easter Bunny.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 25347 (12/01/08 7:20 PM) Registered User |
Meh, they're adults. If they wanted to do it that way, more power to them. I think they're silly and stupid and that their wedding night probably
sucked ass , but whatever.
It's telling teenagers and children that this is the only way to do things (i.e, so called 'abstinence counselors') that I take issue with. |
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LeeLeeRaRa |
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Posts: 1014 (12/01/08 7:49 PM) |
Why do people feel the need to announce their sexual "status"? Gay or straight, virgin or whore, who really gives a fuck as long as they're not
child molesters or puppy killers.
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 3570 (12/01/08 7:54 PM) Registered User |
there is someone for everyone....including social retards.
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