How wide of an asshole do you have that you need an oscillating bidet?
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have we ever had a thread about bidets?
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 PatadyBag |
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Posts: 5704 (12/12/08 6:10 PM) Registered user |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16071 (12/12/08 6:11 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
mine has a dryer that blows lovely warm air onto your posterior in order to help the drying process. IF you're in a hurry, you can use TP to dry off, which
is still cleaner since theoretically all the poop should have been rinsed off already.
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Posts: 6320 (12/12/08 6:12 PM) Registered user |
There's every reason to believe that Jit has a fat ass.
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hungryhungryhippo |
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Posts: 102 (12/12/08 6:14 PM) Registered user |
I used my host family's once in Japan and it felt like I was getting raped in the ass with an aqua-ram. Never again.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16072 (12/12/08 6:15 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
PatadyBag wrote:it's just a difference in how the water comes out. |
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23261 (12/12/08 6:22 PM) Registered user |
I try to picture myself sitting there daintily as the water caresses my posterior, followed by puffs of warm air, and think, "only if it's before my
first shoot in gay porn."
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16073 (12/12/08 6:23 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
you are so missing out.
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23262 (12/12/08 6:25 PM) Registered user |
I suppose so... any idea how much they pay?
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LaurenTheLush |
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Posts: 3074 (12/12/08 6:26 PM) |
I used one at a sushi place once. Wasn't expecting it, totally surprised me. I ended up hysterically laughing in the bathroom.
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Posts: 6321 (12/12/08 6:28 PM) Registered user |
There's no better thought to begin my weekend than that of Lauren giggling with her panties off.
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 nomii |
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Posts: 5289 (12/12/08 6:29 PM) Registered user |
CBRetriever wrote:omg! i want this for christmas! |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23377 (12/12/08 6:35 PM) MESS member |
yeah, they sell just the seat which attaches to a regular toilet
I'm so tempted, but I can just imagine how the suggestion would go over with my husband |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16074 (12/12/08 6:36 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
I have one that is the full toilet, and one that is just the seat. It's relatively easy to install. Why would your husband take issue?
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23264 (12/12/08 6:42 PM) Registered user |
Maybe he's straight?
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 23378 (12/12/08 6:42 PM) MESS member |
same reason some of the other guys seem to be objecting and a few more
1. what's wrong with the way we do things now = resistant to change 2. it's frou-frou 3. our toilet's perfectly good I need to find one for him to use |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16075 (12/12/08 6:42 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
I don't understand why wanting a clean ass means someone is gay.
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23265 (12/12/08 6:43 PM) Registered user |
It's a double-standard. A woman wanting a clean ass, yay! A man, gay!
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 16076 (12/12/08 6:45 PM) I Must Be Psychic |
that's retarded.
Like I said, all you unclean people can walk around with poo bits in your butt. |
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Screerider |
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Posts: 23266 (12/12/08 6:49 PM) Registered user |
Not any more retarded than "A woman wanting dick, yay! A man, gay!"
Poo bits ... cock ... poo bits ... cock ... decisions decisions. |
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LaurenTheLush |
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Posts: 3075 (12/12/08 6:50 PM) |
chances are you won't get a chic if you've got poo bits hanging from your ass. |
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