Rocky Fiji :
I feel like taking my shirt and hanging myself from a palm tree! (talking about rita)
LISI FIJI :
I just killed an ant with a hammer hahahahhah!
JEFF PROBST:
Fairplay already looks intoxicated! (on fvf)
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BEST SURVIVOR LINE FROM A CONTESTANT/HOST
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BEST SURVIVOR LINE FROM A CONTESTANT/HOST |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 6774 (12/22/08 9:22 PM) Registered user |
JFP: "I singlehandidly raped reality television"(or something like that).
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Dr Stephen T Colbert |
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Posts: 65 (12/22/08 9:25 PM) |
"Wanna know what you're playing for?"
"Immunity is back up for grabs." "I'll read the votes." Love you, Jeff. |
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Will |
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Posts: 32735 (12/22/08 9:30 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
"If I had a pistol in my pocket, I would have pulled it out, I would have shot her first, shot me second. That's why I don't carry a gun"
"Eat Yo Rice" "We can't get a female alliance together, because Caryn sucks." "I CAN GET LOUD TOO MOTHERFUCKER." "HE DOESN'T WASH A DISH, HE DOESN'T CLEAN A FISH" "MOTHERFUCKER" etc., etc., - Sandra |
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survivoremma |
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Posts: 22 (12/22/08 9:30 PM) |
Dr Stephen T Colbert wrote: Hahaha I LOVE JEFF TO! |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 4993 (12/22/08 9:31 PM) |
DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMM - Steve
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Cassssandra |
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Posts: 42 (12/22/08 9:33 PM) Registered user |
mmHMMmm
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survivoremma |
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Posts: 23 (12/22/08 9:35 PM) |
Will wrote: hahah that one is a good one |
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lemurwrench |
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Posts: 452 (12/22/08 9:35 PM) |
"jon and three women in bed, another survivor first"
old but i was reminded of it by the jfp one. |
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survivoremma |
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Posts: 24 (12/22/08 9:37 PM) |
dylandaniels wrote: KATIE GET OFF ME! HAHA |
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survivoremma |
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Posts: 25 (12/22/08 9:40 PM) |
''I have feelings for twila in way's i cant describe"- Scunt
Now that line just made me wanna puke ! eww scraggy old scunt |
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kenc333 |
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Posts: 6035 (12/22/08 9:41 PM) |
I don't wanna add to this thread, but since I just rewatched Pearl Islands, I find it necessary to post a quote from when they were shopping in the village
in the premiere episode:
"Oh! Pot!" - Christa |
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Will |
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Posts: 32736 (12/22/08 9:41 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
No wait, THIS is my favorite Sandra line:
"Where is that snake motherfucker, Jon? I tell you what, can't nobody trust that bitch right there. He will back stab you in a fucking heartbeat like he did everyone here." |
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char99bok |
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Posts: 255 (12/22/08 9:42 PM) |
The Caryn sucks one still makes me chuckle.
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Stranded |
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Posts: 2377 (12/22/08 9:42 PM) Registered User |
Will wrote: This is by far one of my favorite lines in the history of the show. Katie was criminally underappreciated in Palau. She was fucking hilarious in a season that had a severe lack of colorful characters for a lot of the story line. |
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kenc333 |
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Posts: 6036 (12/22/08 9:42 PM) |
Oh and since I'm about to rewatch Vanuatu sometime... there was a quote something like:
"Lower Twila, lower.. oh yea, that's the spot!" - Lea (Sarge) |
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survivoremma |
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Posts: 26 (12/22/08 9:42 PM) |
''Somebody call a wambulance terrys crying on the course!'' (aras)
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char99bok |
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Posts: 256 (12/22/08 9:43 PM) |
Oh, and evil stepsisters too. Can't forget that one.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 7520 (12/22/08 9:44 PM) Registered User |
The stick one is so not funny anymore.
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survivoremma |
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Posts: 27 (12/22/08 9:45 PM) |
JFP to Probst:
In FVF "Do you want to know what your playing for" |
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 4995 (12/22/08 9:45 PM) |
Will wrote:Ghetto Latina <333 |
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