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Posts: 1713 (12/23/08 9:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I guess you learn something new everyday. Today, I was rewatching some of the way older classic seasons of Survivor (like Cook Islands and Pirate Master), and I stumbled upon some VHS videotapes of some even OLDER seasons! I pulled out a new canister of Cheezum Pringles and popped the tape in. I cant believe Id forgotten THIS: Rupert, I can hear you roar and I just love it!!! Do it again!!! PLEASE!!! Oh my God! Not THAT loud! LOL. Hes so in my face! Rupert, you so funny!! I think watching Rupert again is what made me realize why I truly enjoy Survivor. Hes such a nice guy, great at challenges, and is just utterly brilliant at crossword puzzles and word search. Hes amazing. I loved his excellent strategy, his heartwarming charm, and how he really played the game so differently in Pearl Islands and All-Stars. It was like back-to-back TWIN Ruperts, fraternal twin Ruperts though, basically two Ruperts who each started out as separate eggs and were each fertilized by separate spermatids of utter amazingness. Yes! Gimme more!! I think when we all grow up and someday graduate high school, we should aspire to be like Rupert. He was an excellent player, with such an interesting outlook on life and such an honest, straightforward, non-lying, truthful candor. And this guy is just hilarious!! He told me a joke over AOL Instant Messenger the other night: what do you call a nervous cow? hmmm... is it a milkshake? nope... denise! get it?? lawl! i have to take a shit. brb. k. Rupert has taught me oh so much, that Im not really quite sure how we all, loyal Rupert fans, can repay him. Do any of you have any ideas? Last Edited By: fsmdud 12/31/08 7:41 PM. Edited 2 times.
Quiddity		#1	[-]
Posts: 4439 (12/23/08 9:39 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I loved it when Rupert won both Pearl Islands and All Stars by winning every single challenge, never having a vote cast against him, and getting all jury votes each time. Oh, and that time he hid in the giant vase so he could spy on people? That was great too. As was the time he called Burton a horse faced cunt. Oh, and his tribal council roulette speech. That was great.
fsmdud		#2	[-]
Posts: 1714 (12/23/08 9:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think they need to recruit Rupert onto every season. I know, I know, its a bit of a pipe dream, a personal fantasy of mine if you will, but please, come on!! Make it happen! Im just dying to see how Rupert would handle an inland season. He would win 7-0-0 obviously, but for me, witnessing Ruperts journey has been and will be even more memorable than witnessing his successes.
Spanky Hot Dog		#3	[-]
Posts: 1717 (12/23/08 9:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rupert <3
Quiddity		#4	[-]
Posts: 4440 (12/23/08 9:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wish Rupert was my father. Imagine waking up to the ROAR every morning?
Surfing Hippo in Trouble		#5	[-]
Posts: 618 (12/23/08 10:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He was great in Harry Potter
Mister Plum		#6	[-]
Posts: 5015 (12/23/08 10:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ZOMG
high dudester 2		#7	[-]
Posts: 4 (12/23/08 10:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	^ noob.
fsmdud		#8	[-]
Posts: 1716 (12/23/08 10:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Dear Mr. & Mrs. Claus, Please bring me the following on Christmas morn: Rupert lunchbox Survivor Rupert action figure Survivor Pearl Islands on DVD Survivor All-Stars on DVD Survivor Pearl Islands poster RupertKart for Nintendo Wiiii Tickle-me-Rupert Rupert's EZ bake oven Thank you so much !! Happy Hannukah!! Tell Rudy and Frosti I said hi!!
Luna Lovegood		#9	[-]
Posts: 6 (12/23/08 10:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Rupert <3
Quiddity		#10	[-]
Posts: 4444 (12/23/08 10:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I want Rupert to build me an underground beach log cabin. The one he built on ASS was so successful, after all. ETA: OMG, 4444 post ownage :P Last Edited By: Quiddity 12/23/08 10:14 PM. Edited 1 times.
fsmdud		#11	[-]
Posts: 1717 (12/23/08 10:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Quiddity wrote: I wish Rupert was my father. Imagine waking up to the ROAR every morning? Yes, yes I can!! And then Id love getting up for school more than fudgsicles.
Mister Plum		#12	[-]
Posts: 5016 (12/23/08 10:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	high dudester 2 wrote: ^ noob. n00ber
fsmdud		#13	[-]
Posts: 1718 (12/23/08 10:25 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My main concern here, folks, is that my dear friend Rupert just gets no street cred, especially among less stalwart fans of the show (i.e. those that dont post on Survivor Sucks)... those people who just sorta watch the show in bits and pieces have no clue who Rupert is and fail to recognize his greatness. I wish there was a way to fix this. Not the most pleasant of thoughts for my holiday season.
Mypoody2		#14	[-]
Posts: 8525 (12/23/08 10:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i like roopert.
Quiddity		#15	[-]
Posts: 4449 (12/23/08 10:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Obama should step down as president and hand it over to Rupert. That'd solve your problem, right, fsmdud?
CSCin3D		#16	[-]
Posts: 10918 (12/23/08 10:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jerri looking completely disgusted and over it <3
fsmdud		#17	[-]
Posts: 1719 (12/23/08 10:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Quiddity wrote: Obama should step down as president and hand it over to Rupert. That'd solve your problem, right, fsmdud? It wouldnt solve enough. We actually need to amend the U.S. Constitution to add a 51st star to The United States of America's national flag. This 51st star is named Rupert Boneham. His face (and beard) must be front and center. I say we should remove 3 or 4 of those silly stripes to make this possible. <3
Quiddity		#18	[-]
Posts: 4452 (12/23/08 10:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Screw the stars and stripes. A photo of Rupert on its own should be our flag.
fsmdud		#19	[-]
Posts: 1720 (12/23/08 10:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ill be going to bed tonight with a heavy heart, and for all future nights to come until people all across America WAKE UP and begin to truly appreciate this wonderful man who he is and what intelligence and mad skills he has. I need to head out for a Kwanzaa party. Goodnight!
Quiddity		#20	[-]
Posts: 4453 (12/23/08 10:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Will Rupert be there?

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