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snowboarders only	Billy Mays	Lead	[-]
Posts: 3785 (01/04/09 8:42 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1) Why does he endorse everything? 2) Why do advertisers think a guy screaming at people is effective?
Alexander the Pretty Good		#1	[-]
Posts: 15664 (01/04/09 8:45 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/34882 http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/44086 http://survivorsucks.yuku.com/topic/43489
pussycow		#2	[-]
Posts: 3860 (01/04/09 10:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Vince > Billy Mays
hossc		#3	[-]
Posts: 19333 (01/04/09 10:13 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The original Magic Bullet cast >>> Billy Mays/Vince Especially "Hazel", who looks like Cher from her old launrymat skit days, unlit ciggy in her mouth. This added commercial and her "Thanks for the sausage" line kills!
pussycow		#4	[-]
Posts: 3861 (01/04/09 10:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	hossc wrote: The original Magic Bullet cast >>> Billy Mays/Vince But of course, Hazel > all
FranklinBluth		#5	[-]
Posts: 3709 (01/04/09 10:49 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't love Billy's nuts.
WiscBadger95		#6	[-]
Posts: 12664 (01/04/09 12:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	pussycow wrote: Vince > Billy Mays Fixed: Vince >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Billy Mays
Pencake		#7	[-]
Posts: 12159 (01/04/09 3:04 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	He had some new glue that was SO strong it could repair a torn parachute. If it could fix that then it simply must work!!!
snowboarders only		#8	[-]
Posts: 3796 (01/04/09 4:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pencake wrote: He had some new glue that was SO strong it could repair a torn parachute. If it could fix that then it simply must work!!! That's the commercial I saw that inspired me to start this thread.
Pencake		#9	[-]
Posts: 12163 (01/04/09 4:44 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The magic slidder machine is pretty impressive too. But that shamwow asshole is trying to steal Billy's thunder. The diabolical tiny microphone wearer is already doing more infomercials! It's only a matter of time before they have a pitch fight.
Merely		#10	[-]
Posts: 5059 (01/04/09 4:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXYCLEAN!!! rawr
Hotlantan		#11	[-]
Posts: 2832 (01/09/09 1:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Billy Mays gets his own reality show Everyone's favorite informercial pitch man is getting his own reality show on The Discovery Channel. It's called But Wait...There's More, and will follow Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they find new products and pitch them to you. Discovery also has other new shows coming up, including Out of the Wild, which will have suburban-dwellers trying to rough it in Alaska, and Working on the Edge, a movie spinoff of the popular Deadliest Catch series. You'll follow the adventures of a fishing boat in the Bering Sea. But wait...there's more! Act now and you'll also get Swamp Blogging, which is about a tree logger. I'm not even sure what the hell blogging has to do with logging. Maybe it's a typo? If this is a success, maybe we'll see a show with ShamWow guy Vince as a private eye.
pussycow		#12	[-]
Posts: 3926 (01/09/09 1:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Pencake wrote: The magic slidder machine is pretty impressive too. But that shamwow asshole is trying to steal Billy's thunder. The diabolical tiny microphone wearer is already doing more infomercials! It's only a matter of time before they have a pitch fight. a pitch-off! I wanna see that
RefinedHeteroSexualGentleman		#13	[-]
Posts: 8 (03/26/09 4:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So do I
Duke of Nerd		#14	[-]
Posts: 1935 (03/26/09 8:33 AM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	And why does Billy have to HOLLER so much?
minerva		#15	[-]
Posts: 5448 (03/26/09 8:46 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Because he's only got 60 seconds.
QuiltRicky		#16	[-]
Posts: 894 (03/26/09 9:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hotlantan wrote: Billy Mays gets his own reality show Everyone's favorite informercial pitch man is getting his own reality show on The Discovery Channel. It's called But Wait...There's More, and will follow Mays and Anthony Sullivan as they find new products and pitch them to you. Discovery also has other new shows coming up, including Out of the Wild, which will have suburban-dwellers trying to rough it in Alaska, and Working on the Edge, a movie spinoff of the popular Deadliest Catch series. You'll follow the adventures of a fishing boat in the Bering Sea. But wait...there's more! Act now and you'll also get Swamp Blogging, which is about a tree logger. I'm not even sure what the hell blogging has to do with logging. Maybe it's a typo? If this is a success, maybe we'll see a show with ShamWow guy Vince as a private eye. Gay bears in America begin to hate Billy Mays.
blockhose		#17	[-]
Posts: 3763 (03/26/09 9:08 AM) Treadmill martyr Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You know what I hate? "Everyone's favorite Shitball!"... or "Everyone's talking about Shitballs!" Fuck you, marketing assholes. You're all liars to the umpteenth degree. For once, I'd like some honesty in marketing: "52 people's favorite guargum seasoning!" "19 people love 'How I Met Your Chancre Sore'!" "Everyone in the lobby of the Midtown Theater in Walla Walla, WA. is talking about Ass Mites, except a few people ordering popcorn!" Marketing has got to be the soul-suckingest industry ever.
Duke of Nerd		#18	[-]
Posts: 1948 (03/26/09 11:21 AM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This obnoxious guy sells used ski equiptment in barn out at the Fairgrounds. He has a billboard that announces "WORLDS LARGEST INVENTORY". I'm pretty sure 300 sets of used skis isn't the biggest in the world.
Mister Peepers		#19	[-]
Posts: 3889 (07/05/09 6:54 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cupcake heard some song on the radio about Billy's death. Anyone heard it? Know what it's called? Have a YouTube link?
yukugajoob		#20	[-]
Posts: 1399 (07/05/09 7:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is this it?

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