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Tres Gay |
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I tip delivery drivers 20% or $5, whichever is higher. That bastard is out braving the roads that I won't drive on, getting broiled/frozen, drenched,
missing the best TV shows. He or she deserves a good tip. A tip on the PRE coupon price. If I have extra coupons I give them to the driver to slide in as
payment on other deliveries.
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BobbyBrown06 |
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I used to deliver Pizza in rich as hell Great Falls, VA. Those were the days...
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ScruffyGuy |
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I delivered pizza for a year when I was a teenager -- I remember cocksucker motherfucker scumbags holding out their palms for 22 cents change.
And I also remember this raging, flaming queen who invited me for several bong hits (I accepted) AND a blowjob (I declined -- and I rarely turn one of those down). No lie. You'll get better service on future deliveries if you tip well -- word gets out on which houses are generous and which are not. And even if you don't plan on using delivery service often or ever again, think of karma. (It's mostly crap, but think about it anyway.) I tip the cooze who cuts my hair $5. Look, that bitch is getting near my eyes and ears with clippers and scissors. I want her to remember my generosity and when I tell her my style demands I expect her to LISTEN CAREFULLY next time around and do as I fucking say! |
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Pathetic |
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I know a hot pizza delivery dude and I always wonder how I can invite him in and strip
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BobbyBrown06 |
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"Hey do you mind coming in? It looks cold out there...I left my money in my other jeans that I now have to change into"
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Pathetic |
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should I politely tell him how much stinks and he should come in and take a shower?
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Casey333 |
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Tell him that you ordered a pizza with hot Italian sausage.
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2ManyAndersons |
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should I politely tell him how much stinks and he should come in and take a shower? Your pizza dude is Slip? |
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Pathetic |
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actually I also have a huge crush on this Crate & Barrel delivery dude who sweated all over my new armchairs, I wonder what can I ask for instead of
sausage, meatballs and Alfredo sauce
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Carboys Desire |
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I tip the cooze who cuts my hair $5. Look, that bitch is getting near my eyes and ears with clippers and scissors. I want her to remember my generosity and
when I tell her my style demands I expect her to LISTEN CAREFULLY next time around and do as I fucking say!
$5??? |
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goner1 |
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I used to deliver and it was awesome fun - I was paid by commission per delivery, but that's likely not a typical situation. Overall tips averaged out to
about $1.25/delivery; I considered the coins plus $1 a civilized tip, but lots of people just gave the coins. Delivery should warrant a better tip than eating
at a table.
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a lot depends on the weather. if it's really cold and bad, I'm just so happy to see them and really feel sorry for them so I up the bucks. plus, like
the other poster said, sometimes I have the same delivery guy. I live in a place that's hard to find, so when I get a delivery guy that remembers my addy,
I like to take care of him. but I've never had a hot one show up. for the most part, I wish they didn't know where I lived to begin with.
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ScruffyGuy |
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I know a hot pizza delivery dude and I always wonder how I can invite him in and strip OK, so we know that he's fat. Offer him candy for starters. Answer the door with your shirt off and watch his eyes. If they drift below your shoulders, he's interested. Leave a copy of The Advocate in plain sight near the door. Again, watch his eyes. When handing him the cash be sure to let your fingers linger a few micro-seconds longer than they should. Order often, during his shift only. If possible, try to come to the door with a semi. Increase tip size. All this will take a while; have plenty of foil on hand to wrap the leftovers. Offer a bong hit -- hey, it almost worked with me. At the very least you'll get some of his saliva on your bong. How hot is that? Eventually you'll realize that nothing you do will ever get him into bed and that he's almost certainly straight. So just jerk off while thinking about him like everyone else does. You should have seen this cable guy that was over here a few weeks ago, Pizza. 6 foot, about 220, solid beef. Blue eyes, short black hair. Fat fingers. Understated ear-stud. All man. Big-ass work boots. Thighs like fireplace logs. Smelled good, too. I don't masturbate to service-men fantasies, though. But I did enjoy the view. (This is now a gay thread -- deal with it.) ETA: Oh, I thought I was replying to Pizzathetic. Whatever. So maybe he's not a fat guy. In MY mind, he is. |
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khnum |
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I tip my hairdresser 33% ^_^
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Pathetic |
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the pizza delivery dude looked more like this:
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khnum |
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I wonder how much he tips his hairdresser.
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Pathetic |
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I tip my barber $5, and then stuff him another $20 in an unmarked white envelope for the ponies down in Tampa Bay.
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khnum |
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I just read Scruffy's post. Is there a safe way to increase tip size? And 220lbs = ickblechbarf
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Tres Gay |
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My haircuts only cost $12, so the $8 tip I kick in is awesome. I only get haircuts when I'm going to see my boss though. 2 a year, max.
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Carboys Desire |
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$12?
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