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Katie Price: Hello, hello! Me and my ginormously trashy Page 3 boobs welcome you to Middlesbrough, England, a place so in the shitter that even my tits sag when they hear about it!

1. Chet & Ryan / Roommates (hakushu8)
2. Porsche & Fabio / Dating (NickF227)
3. Louis & Jeanne-Antoinette / King & Mistress (maldoror122)
4. Asuka & Rei / Co-Workers (Nimberlane)
5. Curtis & Starla / Married Five Years (maximillian)
6. Rebecca & Sassy / Twins (YemaGrl1988)
7. Kris & Josh / Pen Pals/Space Camp Friends (CatLurvesDorothy)
8. Graham & Brad / Bachelors/Straight Dudes turned Gay (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore)



Pit Stop:
The Riverside Stadium is home to Middlesbrough Football Club, otherwise known as one of the most banal, mediocre clubs in the Premier League. The townsfolk of 'Boro' delight in annoying everyone by proclaiming the supposed superiority of their home team.

Post (INCLUDE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE REMAINING):
*team checks in*

Route Info:
Teams must now make their way to the next Pit Stop, the Riverside Stadium.

WARNING - The last team to check in here will be eliminated.

(2/3)
Russel & Troy / Professional Tag-Team Wrestlers (Q Iron) (where is Q's money wrong, Yema?)

Post:
*taxi to Riverside Stadium* (8 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Riverside Stadium* (3 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Riverside Stadium* (Free / 3U)

Post:
*receive and read clue*



Detour:
Chavtastically Banal or Highfalutin Banal

In Chavtastically Banal, teams will make their way to the Middlesbrough Law Courts where they will find a list of offenders charged with Asbos, or antisocial behaviour orders:

regular drunk disturbance
loud motorbike races at night
drug usage
verbal abuse towards others
vandalism
throwing parties at home

Teams will choose an offence and, together with a picture of an offender, write up at least 11 sentences on why a person was charged with a Asbo for that particular offence. They must include the following details:
- Age, sex, location of the offender
- Details for offence(s) (and any others if you want to)
- Method of arrest
- Form of punishment(s) received

When the local magistrate is satisfied with the facts of the case, teams may proceed to receive their next clue.

Frank & Antonio / Grandfather & Grandson (3Diesel)

Post:
*team runs to courts and chooses to write on (offence name)*

In Highfalutin Banal, teams will make their way to the Middlesbrough Central Library where they will find a list of British literary classics, and choose one:

Pride and Prejudice
Wuthering Heights
Lady Chatterley's Lover
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Great Expectations
Othello
Oliver Twist
Hamlet
Jane Eyre
Vanity Fair
Treasure Island

In homage to the infamous My Immortal fanfiction (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm ), they must then pick a story and then retell and condense it in at least 11 sentences, introducing the following elements:
- Bad grammar and spelling
- Mention of the word 'goffick' (a corruption of 'gothic')
- Have at least one of the characters turned into a vampire
- Blatant OOC, or out-of-character writing
(Essentially as long as you distort the original story, you'll do fine.)

Once the chavette reader in the library (you can spot her by her HUGE earrings) is satisfied with the story and the librarian sufficiently shocked, teams may receive their next clue.

Post:
*team runs to library and chooses (book name) to modify*

Post:
*team chooses (Detour name)*

Post:
*retrieve and rip open clue*

Post:
*taxi to Spectra-txt* (6 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Spectra-txt* (2 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Spectra-txt* (Free / 3U)

You can post the above once your train arrives in Middlesbrough at the scheduled time.

Train departing 09:40pm CST, MIRACULOUSLY ARRIVES 09:50pm CST



Route Info:
Teams must now travel by train to the city of Middlesbrough, regularly cited as one of the worst cities in England. It is home to many chavs and teenage single moms (not mutually exclusive, certainly), drug dealers and widespread poverty. They must make their way to Elstree & Borehamwood train station, where trains leave once every 10 minutes starting on the hour, and will take 15 minutes to reach Middlesbrough. Once the train arrives at Middlesbrough train station on the scheduled time, teams will make their way to the utterly tacky and pointless statue of Spectra-txt to find their next clue.

Post:
*purchase tickets for next train to Middlesbrough* (15 GBP)



Post:
*taxi to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (7 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (3 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (Free / 3U)

Post:
*rip open and read clue*



Roadblock:
Who's a fan of all things voyeuristic?
("Hello, hello!" Davina appears on the TV screens in the Big Brother house all excited, "I'll bet that you weren't expecting to see me so soon, hahaha! You're on my turf now!")
In this Roadblock, Racers will experience 2 of modern Britain's favourite pastimes combined in full force: gossip rags and reality TV. Each Racer will be randomly assigned a contestant from Davina's show Big Brother, and they must post in this thread links to 10 articles, along with their titles, which mention their contestant. Their post must also include a picture of their contestant and state their name. (Yes, different Racers may link to the same article or picture as long as it mentions the contestant they are assigned to.) The articles must be original content published by the site owner, and not copied/sourced from other sites or media sources.

There is, however, 1 more twist to this: Each Racer must be 'voted out' by the public, per international Big Brother rules. Racers must get a Yuku poster with at least 500 posts, who is not currently in this game, to post *(poster name) votes to evict (Racer name) from the Big Brother house*. Racers must complete both parts (they can complete them in any order) in order to receive their next clue. Each poster may only vote to save a maximum of 2 Racers.

An example Roadblock (but with 1 link instead of the 10 required) would be like this:



Davina McCall

1) EXCLUSIVE: Davina: 'Let's get over Brand prank'
http://www.digitalspy.co....over-brand-prank.html?rss

Remember, each Racer may only do a maximum of 6 Roadblocks in the Race.

Get another Yuku poster not in the game (with 500 posts) to post:
*(poster name) votes to evict (Racer name) from the Big Brother house*

Post:
*(team member) runs into Elstree Studios and sorts out tabloid rags and mags*

Post:
*(team member) will do the Roadblock*

Post:
*rip open and read clue*




Post:
*Heathrow Express to Elstree Studios* (20 GBP / 2U)
*taxi to Elstree Studios* (80 GBP / 3U)
*Underground to Elstree Studios* (15 GBP / 4U)
*bus to Elstree Studios* (10 GBP / 5U)

You may post the above as soon as the flight touches down at its scheduled time.

*TELEPORT to London Heathrow*
Eustace & Muriel / Farmer & Wife (yope3141)
Olivia & Walter / FBI Agents (Crowlass)


Route Info:
Teams will now make their way to the city of London, England. London is one of the largest metropolises in heavily-urbanised Europe, and besides its wealth and reputation, is known for its outrageous prices, crumbling infrastructure and council trash. A Yuku friend of the host has also spent some time complaining about London and the UK, and his taste is generally fine, so... In any case, when teams land, they must make their way to Elstree Studios in the suburb of Borehamwood, where they will receive their next clue.

To fly to London, teams must now make their way to Alfonso Bonilla Aragón International Airport, which serves the metropolitan area of Santiago de Cali.

The standard currency is Great Britain is the pound sterling (GBP).

Post: (I'm just posting this as soon as I see someone have the correct answer, so if you answered London, England/UK just proceed to this step, I'll edit in accordingly)
*taxi to airport* (132000 COP / 2U)
*bus to airport* (44000 COP / 3U)

Route Info:
Teams will now have to make their way to a particular city in a particular country.

Post:
*the next destination is London, England*
Patani & Charisse / Survivor Contestants (pinoyako)

You have 89 USD for this leg of the Race.

Katie Price: Hello, hello! Me and my ginormously trashy Page 3 boobs welcome you to Middlesbrough, England, a place so in the shitter that even my tits sag when they hear about it!

1. Chet & Ryan / Roommates (hakushu8)
2. Porsche & Fabio / Dating (NickF227)
3. Louis & Jeanne-Antoinette / King & Mistress (maldoror122)
4. Asuka & Rei / Co-Workers (Nimberlane)
5. Curtis & Starla / Married Five Years (maximillian)
6. Rebecca & Sassy / Twins (YemaGrl1988)
7. Kris & Josh / Pen Pals/Space Camp Friends (CatLurvesDorothy)
8. Graham & Brad / Bachelors/Straight Dudes turned Gay (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore)



Pit Stop:
The Riverside Stadium is home to Middlesbrough Football Club, otherwise known as one of the most banal, mediocre clubs in the Premier League. The townsfolk of 'Boro' delight in annoying everyone by proclaiming the supposed superiority of their home team.

Post (INCLUDE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE REMAINING):
*team checks in*
Russel & Troy / Professional Tag-Team Wrestlers (Q Iron) (where is Q's money wrong, Yema?)

Route Info:
Teams must now make their way to the next Pit Stop, the Riverside Stadium.

WARNING - The last team to check in here will be eliminated.

Post:
*taxi to Riverside Stadium* (8 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Riverside Stadium* (3 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Riverside Stadium* (Free / 3U)

Post:
*receive and read clue*



Detour:
Chavtastically Banal or Highfalutin Banal

In Chavtastically Banal, teams will make their way to the Middlesbrough Law Courts where they will find a list of offenders charged with Asbos, or antisocial behaviour orders:

regular drunk disturbance
loud motorbike races at night
drug usage
verbal abuse towards others
vandalism
throwing parties at home

Teams will choose an offence and, together with a picture of an offender, write up at least 11 sentences on why a person was charged with a Asbo for that particular offence. They must include the following details:
- Age, sex, location of the offender
- Details for offence(s) (and any others if you want to)
- Method of arrest
- Form of punishment(s) received

When the local magistrate is satisfied with the facts of the case, teams may proceed to receive their next clue.

Frank & Antonio / Grandfather & Grandson (3Diesel)

Post:
*team runs to courts and chooses to write on (offence name)*

In Highfalutin Banal, teams will make their way to the Middlesbrough Central Library where they will find a list of British literary classics, and choose one:

Pride and Prejudice
Wuthering Heights
Lady Chatterley's Lover
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Great Expectations
Othello
Oliver Twist
Hamlet
Jane Eyre
Vanity Fair
Treasure Island

In homage to the infamous My Immortal fanfiction (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm ), they must then pick a story and then retell and condense it in at least 11 sentences, introducing the following elements:
- Bad grammar and spelling
- Mention of the word 'goffick' (a corruption of 'gothic')
- Have at least one of the characters turned into a vampire
- Blatant OOC, or out-of-character writing
(Essentially as long as you distort the original story, you'll do fine.)

Once the chavette reader in the library (you can spot her by her HUGE earrings) is satisfied with the story and the librarian sufficiently shocked, teams may receive their next clue.

Post:
*team runs to library and chooses (book name) to modify*

Post:
*team chooses (Detour name)*

Post:
*retrieve and rip open clue*

Post:
*taxi to Spectra-txt* (6 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Spectra-txt* (2 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Spectra-txt* (Free / 3U)

You can post the above once your train arrives in Middlesbrough at the scheduled time.

Train departing 09:40pm CST, MIRACULOUSLY ARRIVES 09:50pm CST



Route Info:
Teams must now travel by train to the city of Middlesbrough, regularly cited as one of the worst cities in England. It is home to many chavs and teenage single moms (not mutually exclusive, certainly), drug dealers and widespread poverty. They must make their way to Elstree & Borehamwood train station, where trains leave once every 10 minutes starting on the hour, and will take 15 minutes to reach Middlesbrough. Once the train arrives at Middlesbrough train station on the scheduled time, teams will make their way to the utterly tacky and pointless statue of Spectra-txt to find their next clue.

Post:
*purchase tickets for next train to Middlesbrough* (15 GBP)



Post:
*taxi to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (7 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (3 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (Free / 3U)

Post:
*rip open and read clue*



Roadblock:
Who's a fan of all things voyeuristic?
("Hello, hello!" Davina appears on the TV screens in the Big Brother house all excited, "I'll bet that you weren't expecting to see me so soon, hahaha! You're on my turf now!")
In this Roadblock, Racers will experience 2 of modern Britain's favourite pastimes combined in full force: gossip rags and reality TV. Each Racer will be randomly assigned a contestant from Davina's show Big Brother, and they must post in this thread links to 10 articles, along with their titles, which mention their contestant. Their post must also include a picture of their contestant and state their name. (Yes, different Racers may link to the same article or picture as long as it mentions the contestant they are assigned to.) The articles must be original content published by the site owner, and not copied/sourced from other sites or media sources.

There is, however, 1 more twist to this: Each Racer must be 'voted out' by the public, per international Big Brother rules. Racers must get a Yuku poster with at least 500 posts, who is not currently in this game, to post *(poster name) votes to evict (Racer name) from the Big Brother house*. Racers must complete both parts (they can complete them in any order) in order to receive their next clue. Each poster may only vote to save a maximum of 2 Racers.

An example Roadblock (but with 1 link instead of the 10 required) would be like this:



Davina McCall

1) EXCLUSIVE: Davina: 'Let's get over Brand prank'
http://www.digitalspy.co....over-brand-prank.html?rss

Remember, each Racer may only do a maximum of 6 Roadblocks in the Race.

Get another Yuku poster not in the game (with 500 posts) to post:
*(poster name) votes to evict (Racer name) from the Big Brother house*

Post:
*(team member) runs into Elstree Studios and sorts out tabloid rags and mags*

Post:
*(team member) will do the Roadblock*

Post:
*rip open and read clue*




Post:
*Heathrow Express to Elstree Studios* (20 GBP / 2U)
*taxi to Elstree Studios* (80 GBP / 3U)
*Underground to Elstree Studios* (15 GBP / 4U)
*bus to Elstree Studios* (10 GBP / 5U)
Olivia & Walter / FBI Agents (Crowlass)

*TELEPORT to London Heathrow*
Eustace & Muriel / Farmer & Wife (yope3141)



Route Info:
Teams will now make their way to the city of London, England. London is one of the largest metropolises in heavily-urbanised Europe, and besides its wealth and reputation, is known for its outrageous prices, crumbling infrastructure and council trash. A Yuku friend of the host has also spent some time complaining about London and the UK, and his taste is generally fine, so... In any case, when teams land, they must make their way to Elstree Studios in the suburb of Borehamwood, where they will receive their next clue.

To fly to London, teams must now make their way to Alfonso Bonilla Aragón International Airport, which serves the metropolitan area of Santiago de Cali.

The standard currency is Great Britain is the pound sterling (GBP).

Post: (I'm just posting this as soon as I see someone have the correct answer, so if you answered London, England/UK just proceed to this step, I'll edit in accordingly)
*taxi to airport* (132000 COP / 2U)
*bus to airport* (44000 COP / 3U)

Route Info:
Teams will now have to make their way to a particular city in a particular country.

Post:
*the next destination is London, England*
Patani & Charisse / Survivor Contestants (pinoyako)

You have 89 USD for this leg of the Race.

Katie Price: Hello, hello! Me and my ginormously trashy Page 3 boobs welcome you to Middlesbrough, England, a place so in the shitter that even my tits sag when they hear about it!

1. Chet & Ryan / Roommates (hakushu8)
2. Porsche & Fabio / Dating (NickF227)
3. Louis & Jeanne-Antoinette / King & Mistress (maldoror122)
4. Asuka & Rei / Co-Workers (Nimberlane)
5. Curtis & Starla / Married Five Years (maximillian)
6. Rebecca & Sassy / Twins (YemaGrl1988)
7. Kris & Josh / Pen Pals/Space Camp Friends (CatLurvesDorothy)
8. Graham & Brad / Bachelors/Straight Dudes turned Gay (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore)
9. Russel & Troy / Professional Tag-Team Wrestlers (Q Iron) (where is Q's money wrong, Yema?)



Pit Stop:
The Riverside Stadium is home to Middlesbrough Football Club, otherwise known as one of the most banal, mediocre clubs in the Premier League. The townsfolk of 'Boro' delight in annoying everyone by proclaiming the supposed superiority of their home team.

Post (INCLUDE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE REMAINING):
*team checks in*

Route Info:
Teams must now make their way to the next Pit Stop, the Riverside Stadium.

WARNING - The last team to check in here will be eliminated.

Post:
*taxi to Riverside Stadium* (8 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Riverside Stadium* (3 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Riverside Stadium* (Free / 3U)

Post:
*receive and read clue*



Detour:
Chavtastically Banal or Highfalutin Banal

In Chavtastically Banal, teams will make their way to the Middlesbrough Law Courts where they will find a list of offenders charged with Asbos, or antisocial behaviour orders:

regular drunk disturbance
loud motorbike races at night
drug usage
verbal abuse towards others
vandalism
throwing parties at home

Teams will choose an offence and, together with a picture of an offender, write up at least 11 sentences on why a person was charged with a Asbo for that particular offence. They must include the following details:
- Age, sex, location of the offender
- Details for offence(s) (and any others if you want to)
- Method of arrest
- Form of punishment(s) received

When the local magistrate is satisfied with the facts of the case, teams may proceed to receive their next clue.

Frank & Antonio / Grandfather & Grandson (3Diesel)

Post:
*team runs to courts and chooses to write on (offence name)*

In Highfalutin Banal, teams will make their way to the Middlesbrough Central Library where they will find a list of British literary classics, and choose one:

Pride and Prejudice
Wuthering Heights
Lady Chatterley's Lover
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Great Expectations
Othello
Oliver Twist
Hamlet
Jane Eyre
Vanity Fair
Treasure Island

In homage to the infamous My Immortal fanfiction (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/index.htm ), they must then pick a story and then retell and condense it in at least 11 sentences, introducing the following elements:
- Bad grammar and spelling
- Mention of the word 'goffick' (a corruption of 'gothic')
- Have at least one of the characters turned into a vampire
- Blatant OOC, or out-of-character writing
(Essentially as long as you distort the original story, you'll do fine.)

Once the chavette reader in the library (you can spot her by her HUGE earrings) is satisfied with the story and the librarian sufficiently shocked, teams may receive their next clue.

Post:
*team runs to library and chooses (book name) to modify*

Post:
*team chooses (Detour name)*

Post:
*retrieve and rip open clue*

Post:
*taxi to Spectra-txt* (6 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Spectra-txt* (2 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Spectra-txt* (Free / 3U)

You can post the above once your train arrives in Middlesbrough at the scheduled time.

Train departing 09:40pm CST, MIRACULOUSLY ARRIVES 09:50pm CST



Route Info:
Teams must now travel by train to the city of Middlesbrough, regularly cited as one of the worst cities in England. It is home to many chavs and teenage single moms (not mutually exclusive, certainly), drug dealers and widespread poverty. They must make their way to Elstree & Borehamwood train station, where trains leave once every 10 minutes starting on the hour, and will take 15 minutes to reach Middlesbrough. Once the train arrives at Middlesbrough train station on the scheduled time, teams will make their way to the utterly tacky and pointless statue of Spectra-txt to find their next clue.

Post:
*purchase tickets for next train to Middlesbrough* (15 GBP)



Post:
*taxi to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (7 GBP / 1U)
*bus to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (3 GBP / 2U)
*walk to Elstree & Borehamwood train station* (Free / 3U)

Post:
*rip open and read clue*



Roadblock:
Who's a fan of all things voyeuristic?
("Hello, hello!" Davina appears on the TV screens in the Big Brother house all excited, "I'll bet that you weren't expecting to see me so soon, hahaha! You're on my turf now!")
In this Roadblock, Racers will experience 2 of modern Britain's favourite pastimes combined in full force: gossip rags and reality TV. Each Racer will be randomly assigned a contestant from Davina's show Big Brother, and they must post in this thread links to 10 articles, along with their titles, which mention their contestant. Their post must also include a picture of their contestant and state their name. (Yes, different Racers may link to the same article or picture as long as it mentions the contestant they are assigned to.) The articles must be original content published by the site owner, and not copied/sourced from other sites or media sources.

There is, however, 1 more twist to this: Each Racer must be 'voted out' by the public, per international Big Brother rules. Racers must get a Yuku poster with at least 500 posts, who is not currently in this game, to post *(poster name) votes to evict (Racer name) from the Big Brother house*. Racers must complete both parts (they can complete them in any order) in order to receive their next clue. Each poster may only vote to save a maximum of 2 Racers.

An example Roadblock (but with 1 link instead of the 10 required) would be like this:



Davina McCall

1) EXCLUSIVE: Davina: 'Let's get over Brand prank'
http://www.digitalspy.co....over-brand-prank.html?rss

Remember, each Racer may only do a maximum of 6 Roadblocks in the Race.

Get another Yuku poster not in the game (with 500 posts) to post:
*(poster name) votes to evict (Racer name) from the Big Brother house*

Post:
*(team member) runs into Elstree Studios and sorts out tabloid rags and mags*

Post:
*(team member) will do the Roadblock*

Post:
*rip open and read clue*

(1/2)
Olivia & Walter / FBI Agents (Crowlass)



Post:
*Heathrow Express to Elstree Studios* (20 GBP / 2U)
*taxi to Elstree Studios* (80 GBP / 3U)
*Underground to Elstree Studios* (15 GBP / 4U)
*bus to Elstree Studios* (10 GBP / 5U)

*TELEPORT to London Heathrow*
Eustace & Muriel / Farmer & Wife (yope3141)



Route Info:
Teams will now make their way to the city of London, England. London is one of the largest metropolises in heavily-urbanised Europe, and besides its wealth and reputation, is known for its outrageous prices, crumbling infrastructure and council trash. A Yuku friend of the host has also spent some time complaining about London and the UK, and his taste is generally fine, so... In any case, when teams land, they must make their way to Elstree Studios in the suburb of Borehamwood, where they will receive their next clue.

To fly to London, teams must now make their way to Alfonso Bonilla Aragón International Airport, which serves the metropolitan area of Santiago de Cali.

The standard currency is Great Britain is the pound sterling (GBP).

Post: (I'm just posting this as soon as I see someone have the correct answer, so if you answered London, England/UK just proceed to this step, I'll edit in accordingly)
*taxi to airport* (132000 COP / 2U)
*bus to airport* (44000 COP / 3U)

Route Info:
Teams will now have to make their way to a particular city in a particular country.

Post:
*the next destination is London, England*
Patani & Charisse / Survivor Contestants (pinoyako)

You have 89 USD for this leg of the Race.