Marisa wrote:That's cuz they were vibrators, not dildos. Not always one and the same.
At those pathetic dildos.
Jeana from The Real Housewives of Orange County - This bitch is quickly becoming my new favorite....
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Real Housewives of Orange County S2: The bitches are back.
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Posts: 5200 (01/21/09 4:22 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
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ranzchic |
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Posts: 1231 (01/21/09 4:26 PM) Registered User |
Another thing I like about Lynne is that her house, rented or otherwise is actually on the beach and looks better than the mcmansions the other bitches live
in. If I had that much money, you wouldn't catch me dead in a fucking cookie cutter suburban persian palace.
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 4465 (01/21/09 4:36 PM) Registered user |
I liked it when Tamra said she can't trust Gretchen. More like the other way around, bitch. They may not be our taste but I thought Lynne's bracelets looked alright and considering they are handmade I thought the price was fair. You gotta pay a price to look cheap these days. At least she's got something to do and has aspirations. I mean, do we really expect her to do volunteer work or something for mankind? 
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Posts: 61 (01/21/09 5:46 PM) I don't get |
I heard today that the insurance business is recession proof - I guess we will be continue to hear woo woo's from Vicky. She was so obnoxious, even more so
than usual at the betting window - geez lady, that guy taking your bet could care less about you - just stfu! Jeana - get over yourself and take that snotty
little daughter with you. Tamra - there are not any words to describe this jealous of Gretchen woman and her equally weasel like child. Did not care for Lynn
at first, but like her now and her husband. Yes they indulge their bratty daughters, but I guess if I had the money I would indulge them too, except when it
comes to drinking. Lynn seems pretty tame when compared to the rest and whoever said at least she lives on the beach is right, if you have that much money, why
wouldn't you live on the ocean instead of the cookie cutter burb streets of gold. I think Gretchen is very pretty. She may be a gold digger, but at least
she's pretty and not all botoxed out.
But what do I know, I can't even figure out how to get an avatar! |
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sunny |
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Posts: 9 (01/21/09 6:06 PM) |
It seems to me that the insurance biz is not recession proof-in tough times folks are going to keep the mortgage paid, the lights & heat on, and buy food.
Anyway, that's Vicki's deal-even if she continues to rake it in, she took a header at her insurance gig and that was pretty sweet. I like Lynn too but
she's making a common mistake in parenting-she wants to be her girls' friend. They have enough friends. They need a mom-a mom that says
"no" sometimes.
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Pumpkin37 |
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Posts: 2258 (01/21/09 6:42 PM) Registered User |
I wouldn't mind Lynn if not for the way she treats her bratty spoiled teenagers. Like the pp said, your kids don't need/want you to be a friend. They
get you to give them shit they want, then laugh behind your back. And PLEASE-I'm positive Gretchen already has her gold digging butt drafted in as a
beneficiary. I really doubt she'd hang around if she wasn't.
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Tritonsrod |
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Posts: 980 (01/21/09 6:45 PM) Registered user |
I found it hilarious when they were at Fred Segal getting perfumes made and that one clerk asked Jeana if she was the warm and caring type of person and she
was all "yes that is what i am". Lynne is also growing on me even though her face still reminds me of a bulldog.
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GalNewYork |
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Posts: 498 (01/21/09 7:15 PM) Registered user |
I died laughing at Lynn trying to rip the leather off of that bracelet. Oh she works soooooo haaaaaard making those bracelets.Me too - especially when she said it hurts her hands! With all of her money she cannot buy a leather cutter hand tool?! |
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Redhead9015 |
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Posts: 1144 (01/21/09 8:45 PM) Registered user |
It's a shame the camera didn't get a better shot of that. Still good though!
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Tritonsrod |
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Posts: 981 (01/21/09 9:23 PM) Registered user |
I can never get tired of seeing that or the football to the head shot. I just wish that her award would have shattered too or would have been more pointy.
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Posts: 2938 (01/21/09 11:21 PM) Registered user |
Tritonsrod wrote:Where's that gif? |
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Posts: 1860 (01/22/09 12:18 AM) Registered User |
Carboys Desire wrote: A famous quote by Dolly Parton many years ago, it takes a whole lotta money to look this cheap. I love her. ETA: I also THINK this is another of Dollys witty quote, I love a martini, 2 at the most 3 I'm under the table 4 I'm under the host
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Posts: 2680 (01/22/09 12:51 AM) |
Not to quibble, but that's a Dorothy Parker quote:
"I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host" |
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Nat57 |
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Posts: 4231 (01/22/09 1:30 AM) Registered User |
I love them 1940's Dames. It was the start of the Women's Liberation Movement until the 1950's threw Women back into the kitchen where they
belonged.
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AtlantaChik |
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Posts: 1862 (01/22/09 2:25 AM) Registered User |
EmmaPeel wrote: Thanks, knew I'd seen it somewhere. |
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Posts: 2683 (01/22/09 9:43 AM) |
I can see Dolly saying it, too...she's quite a broad :D
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Posts: 5454 (01/22/09 10:33 AM) Registered user |
Nat57 wrote: huh? |
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Posts: 2634 (01/22/09 10:51 AM) |
Wednesday, January 21st 2009
When Vicki Falls, My Tivo Remote Pays The Price
AHAHAHA! When that Droop Dog-faced Vicki hit the concrete on The Real Housewives of Orange County last night, my Tivo remote knew what was about to happen. If that shit had legs, it would've ran away and joined the circus. I rewinded that shit so many times I thought the button was going to fall off. What a beautiful moment. So, last week we were left with blue balls. The episode ended with Gretchen almost cheating on her dying sugar daddy with Tamra's rapey-eyed son. Nothing happened. I was hoping Tamra would bust in and start shit, but she didn't. Instead, Gretchen kicked him out of the bathroom and that was that. It was very anti-climactic. I almost asked for my money back, but then Vicki fell and that made me forgive everyone. Also in the episode, the housewives (sans Tamra) discussed my second favorite subject: MONEY! Specifically, Vicki and Jeana double-teamed Gretchen and told her she needs to become one of the benefactors of her fiance's life insurance policy before he shuffles off since she doesn't work and has been taking care of him. This started a small war when that Lori Loughlin-looking bitch (her name is irrelevant) piped in and said she didn't think it was right for Gretchen to bring up money with her sugar daddy. The dumb bitch needs to choke on one of her fugly ass "Cuff Loves," because she lives in a patchouli cloud. Vicki speaks the truth! Besides, I think Gretchen was kind of playing dumb because she didn't want the others to think she's a supreme gold digger. She probably already had the papers drawn up. The ho ain't as dumb as she plays! Below is a short clip of that Cuff Love ho and Vicki having words.
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