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UPDATE on PG 1 - FEMALE HOUSEGUEST BIOS!

Here is Episode One - Part One. (Each Episode Will HAVE 4 to 5 parts)

Episode One:

Julie: Good evening, I'm Julie Chen and welcome to another winter edition of Big Brother. Behind me stands 15 contestants who have never met each other before tonight but each will get to know each other in the coming weeks as they will be forced to live together and evict each other. But first, let's allow the houseguest to get acquainted and move into their new home.

Julie: Hello Houseguest.

Houseguest: Hello Julie!

Julie: I'm going to call a set of names. When your name is called you must select ONE of four rooms. There is a bed for everyone so don't worry. The first FOUR to walk in the house: Jeff, Kellay, Babmi Tambourine, and Mary.

** ALL 4 Enter the HOUSE **

Bambi - NEAT!!!

** THE GIRLS INTRODUCE THEMSELVES. JEFF RUNS PAST THEM and plants his stuff in the BLUE room **

JEFF'S DIARY - I didn't really want to get to know them they looked the weakest out of all the ones outside.

** BAMBI, MARY, and KELLAY walk around the house**

Bambi - Which room to pick?

Mary's Diary - The first room we saw was the pink room. No way am I staying in the pink room. Pink attracts psychos. I'm sticking to the blue room.

Bambi - PINK!!! PINK!!! I'm staying in the pink room!

Kellay - I'll stay too.

Kellay's Diary - I'm a girl and all girls should like pink!

Julie: Okay next up is: Preston, Noah, Brooke, and Kristy-Ann.

** The next set enter the house. They are greeted by BAMBI and KELLAY **

Kellay's Diary - The minute I saw Kristy I grabbed her and said You're with me! She looks like my BEST friend.

Kristy-Ann's Diary - Kellay was SO excited to see me that I couldn't say NO to the Pink room even though I think Pink is like a depressing color.

Brooke - Where's everyone going.

** BAMBI and KELLAY skip with KRISTY-ANN to the pink room as Brooke follows **

Brooke - I'm staying in here too. Us young girls need to stick together!

Bambi - Do you like booze?

** PRESTON and NOAH join MARY and JEFF in the blue room **

Julie: Okay next up is: Paul, Blake, Sharonda, and Megan.

** The next set enters the house. Megan, Blake and Sharonda pick the yellow room while Paul walks around and looks in each room **

Paul's Diary - I didn't want to room with girls so I avoided the pink and yellow. I knew there was an extra bed in the blue room but that had Mary in it. Then there was the room with all the hearts that had a single bed so I sucked it up and bunked in the blue room.

Paul - I feel uncomfortable right now.

Noah - Why dude?

Paul - I didn't want to bunk with a girl.

Mary - Don't worry I'd rather munch carpet than sausage anyhow.

Preston's Diary - I can NOT believe she said that! I was just shocked that she came out that soon.

Mary - I dig chicks man! Love them!

Julie: Finally, Chantal, Abduhl and Lucy. Please enter the house.

** The last 3 enter. Chantal and Abduhl agree to share a bed together in the heart room **

Abduhl - I have an 8inch dick so if you want to ride be my guest.

Chantal - So do I?

Abduhl - What?

Chantal - I'm just messing with you!

Abduhl's Diary - When she said she had 8inches I was freaked out for a second b/c I was almost raped by a dude once. . . Freaked the shit out of me.

Chantal's Diary - The love room is hysterical. You have chains on the bed and Hello Kitty on the wall. I mean really! W-T-F!? This isn't Japan.

** LUCY stumbles upon the pink room **

Lucy's Diary - So I'm walking through the house and see this Pink room that looks awesome and I come to find out 4 little bitches have already taken it and I'm pissed off! Pink is my favorite and lucky color PLUS it's a feminine color and some of these girls aren't feminine!

Kristy-Ann - What's wrong?

Lucy - I would like to be in this room. Its my favorite color.

Brooke - There aren't any more beds left.

Lucy - I can SEE that. This is just my lucky LUCKY color.

Kristy-Ann's Diary - I felt kind of bad for Lucy because she was the last one in and I really didn't like Pink so I agreed to change rooms. . Besides Yellow is a more joyous color!

Brooke's Diary - I was kind of sad to see Kristy-Ann leave because this Lucy bitch seems nuts.

Lucy - Its just my favorite color. It is. Just my favorite color.

**Kristy-Ann joins the yellow room**

Preston's Commentary - After getting settled we all decide to gather in the living room and introduce ourselves.

Preston - I'll got first I guess. My name is Preston and I'm a teacher. I'm 25.

Lucy - Are you single?

Preston - Yes.

Lucy's Diary - Its evident Preston is the best looking guy here. One plucks his brows um Turnoff. The other looks like a cheap-ass B list actor. One probably raped bitches. Another is boring as hell. And the other is black. . . .Preston's ALL mine.

Bambi - I'm Bambi Tambourine. . Yes that is my full name and I'm a Social Worker! I LOVE helping people.

Kristy-Ann's Diary - Bambi Tambourine's name is like my. . .they both have two continents!

Paul - My name is Paul, I'm 21 from the Bronx and I have a smoking ass girlfriend.

Lucy's Diary - Sit down, shut up, nobody cares! Your girlfriend is probably ugly anyways!

Jeff - I'm Jeff and I'm a police officer.

Sharonda's Diary - Jeff is a fine looking man but I hope his lack of personality is made up somewhere else! AND I mean his cock!

Brooke - Hello, my name is Brooke and I'm an aspiring School teacher. I love high school students and I want to teach them!

Megan - What's an aspiring teacher?

Brooke - I haven't been able to find a job yet.

Lucy's Diary - Brooke looks like a cheap whore with the saggiest fake tits I've ever seen!

Chantal - My name is Chantal and I really don't have a job. I live in Vegas and I use to be an ex Laker girl. Then I got pregnant with my son and now I'm here.

Megan's Diary - We essentially got Chantal's life story in 5 seconds. I don't get the feeling there is much else to her.

Abduhl - My name is Abduhl. . I've changed my name 4 times I'll change it again, I have women after me b/c I have an 8 inch cock that's as wide as a beer bottle.

Kristy-Ann - Who's taking care of your chicken now? Somebody better be feeding him!

Abduhl - I meant my dick.

Kristy-Ann - Oh!

Kristy-Ann's Diary-I was going to say if your cock is 8 inches than I'd take it to vet! That can't be good!

Kellay - Hi my name is Kellay and I want to be an actress!

Lucy's Diary - Kellay is a BEST friend at best. Her face is ugly and she's a little fat. Alicia Silverstone fat.

Mary - Hello, my name is Mary. I'm a Pharmasist and a lesbian.

Abduhl's Diary - That's one hell of a introduction. It turned me on.

Blake - My name is Blake. I'm a model and work as a manager at Abercrombie and Fitch.

Lucy - So you're basically more manager than model?

Blake - Well I model too.

Lucy - Honey, taking photos and putting them in your "book" doesn't count.

Mary's Diary - Lucy pawning Blake was one of the single greatest moments I've seen. I think Lucy is going to be TOUGH competition and I want her on MY side.

Kristy-Ann - HI! My name is Kristy-Ann and Ann isn't my middle name its my whole name. I'm a fashion designer and I like horses!

Kellay's Diary - I'm really excited about Kristy-Ann being here because I like horses too!

Kellay - Awesome!

Kristy-Ann - Horses Rule!

Lucy's Diary - Kill me NOW!

Megan - My name is Megan and I'm a celebrity impersonator. People confuse me for like Shakira and Jennifer Aniston all the time.

Bambi Tambourine's Diary - I didn't see it but then again I got a little drunk before coming into the house so everything is a little off right now. I hope we get more!. . . . . . . .what were we talking about?

Sharonda - My name is Sharonda.

Chantal - And!?

Sharonda - That's it!

Chantal's Diary - So Sharonda steps up gives us her name and that's all. I'm not in the mood to deal with Ghetto Black trash like that. I'm already over her. You want to be a ghetto bitch go back to the projects!

Noah - My name is Noah, I'm here to win my ex-wife back and I just want to say I LOVE YOU CARRIE!

Kristy-Ann's Diary - I didn't know who he was talking to. Its like. . .she can't hear you. Duh!

Lucy - Last but not least! My name is Lucy. I am a talent scout from New York.

Megan's Diary - I'm getting these bad vibes from Lucy. I think she looks like trouble and I get the impression she might be a bitch. In which case it bye bye bitch!

Blake's Diary - Lucy's gone! She wants to call me out and say I can't model. She can pack her S^&& and leave NOBODY talks to me like that!
*** BACK TO JULIE ***

Julie's Commentary - What twist do we have in store for the houseguest? Find out when we return.