*express train to Ministry of Defence building* (12 ILS / 1U)
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CatLurvesDorothy |
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*express train to Ministry of Defence building* (12 ILS / 1U) 229 ILS |
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hakushu8 |
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*express train to Ministry of Defence building* (12 ILS / 1U)
248 ILS Chet: We talk a lot but we're not getting any quotes. Ryan: That's because the host hates us. Chet: Oh right. METROPHOBICUNT! |
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Wuming Shi |
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Roadblock: Who would like to bomb the shit out of Palestine? In this Roadblock, Racers will run towards computers with a map of the whole of Israel and the Palestinian territories. They must then direct a missile from Tel Aviv towards a city in Palestine and launch it. The following are a list of cities and towns on the map: Bethlehem Gaza Jenin Jericho Hebron Huwara Nablus Qalqilyah Ramallah Tulkarm Once a Racer picks a city to target, they will then have to wait a number of updates, depending on which city they had chosen. Once the missile hits the earth and wreaks havoc, teams will receive their next clue. Cities/towns are picked on a first-come-first-serve basis; each city/town may only be chosen once. Remember, each Racer may only do a maximum of 6 Roadblocks in the Race. Post: *(Racer name) targets missile at (city/town name) and fires* Post: *(Racer name) runs into missile control room* Asuka & Rei / Co-Workers (Nimberlane) Curtis & Starla / Married Five Years (maximillian) Post: *(Racer name) will do the Roadblock* Porsche & Fabio / Dating (NickF227) Post: *retrieve and rip open clue* Graham & Brad / Bachelors/Straight D.udes turned Gay (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore) Louis & Jeanne-Antoinette / King & Mistress (maldoror122) Chet & Ryan / Roommates (hakushu8) You nearly got one last episode. Kris & Josh / Pen Pals/Space Camp Friends (CatLurvesDorothy) (1/2) Russel & Troy / Professional Tag-Team Wrestlers (Q Iron) Frank & Antonio / Grandfather & Grandson (3Diesel) |
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hakushu8 |
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*retrieve and rip open clue*
Chet: OH mai. Them wrestlers and grandpa/grandson took the MOST EXPENSIVE transpo. Ryan: Poor grandpa/grandson. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Graham: *writes* Dear Dad, did you know somethin'? Brad says he want to get married when Texas approves gay marriage. I
said, I just need a quick fuck close by when I'm horny. Signed, Grahammypants. P.S. Why are we pinchin' pennies again? I think we're rich enough,
yeah? *puts away journal*
Brad: I want to splooge on some new speedos. Ya think they have any here? Graham: I think it's "splurge". And your splooge tasted great last night, rawr! Brad: Must've been from the pineapples again. *retrieve and rip open clue and scatter the ashes of past clues with the wind* |
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maldoror122 |
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*retrieve and rip open clue*
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Nimberlane |
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*Asuka runs into missile control room*
Asuka: I am so fucking pumped right now! I've been waiting for a task that lets up blow shit the fuck up since the get go! |
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NickF227 |
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*(Porsche) will do the Roadblock* Porsche: =O FUCK YES! You stay here and learn yo Engrish or you get bombed too. |
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CatLurvesDorothy |
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*retrieve and rip open clue* |
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maximillian |
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*Curtis runs into missile control room*
Curtis: Let's blow the shit out of the fucking miserable city. Ohh, damn, I got a spasm. Starla: You can do it, baby! Curtis: Shut up whore. You want to be land the missile on your vadge instead?
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02/04/09 6:23 PM.
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Wuming Shi |
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Roadblock: Who would like to bomb the shit out of Palestine? In this Roadblock, Racers will run towards computers with a map of the whole of Israel and the Palestinian territories. They must then direct a missile from Tel Aviv towards a city in Palestine and launch it. The following are a list of cities and towns on the map: Bethlehem Gaza Jenin Jericho Hebron Huwara Nablus Qalqilyah Ramallah Tulkarm Once a Racer picks a city to target, they will then have to wait a number of updates, depending on which city they had chosen. Once the missile hits the earth and wreaks havoc, teams will receive their next clue. Cities/towns are picked on a first-come-first-serve basis; each city/town may only be chosen once. Remember, each Racer may only do a maximum of 6 Roadblocks in the Race. Post: *(Racer name) targets missile at (city/town name) and fires* Asuka & Rei / Co-Workers (Nimberlane) Curtis & Starla / Married Five Years (maximillian) Post: *(Racer name) runs into missile control room* Porsche & Fabio / Dating (NickF227) Post: *(Racer name) will do the Roadblock* Graham & Brad / Bachelors/Straight D.udes turned Gay (Cuauhtemoc Gilmore) Louis & Jeanne-Antoinette / King & Mistress (maldoror122) Chet & Ryan / Roommates (hakushu8) Kris & Josh / Pen Pals/Space Camp Friends (CatLurvesDorothy) Post: *retrieve and rip open clue* Russel & Troy / Professional Tag-Team Wrestlers (Q Iron) Frank & Antonio / Grandfather & Grandson (3Diesel) |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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*(Graham) will do the Roadblock*
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maldoror122 |
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*Jeanne-Antoinette will do the Roadblock*
Jeanne: I AM ANGRY. |
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3Diesel |
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*retrieve and rip open clue*
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NickF227 |
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*(Porsche) runs into missile control room* |
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Q Iron |
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*retrieve and rip open clue*
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hakushu8 |
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Ryan: Sorry. Don't really like bombs.
Chet: Why? Ryan: Watch the episode tonight. You'll find out. [/advertisement] Chet: ORLY? OK then. Not like I'm gonna have to hold them bombs anyways... Ryan: Good luck! *Chet will do the Roadblock* |
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technomeister |
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wow this is exciting!
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maximillian |
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*Curtis targets missile at Jericho and fires*
Curtis: What about I wreak havoc on both the city AND the TV show namesake? What a crapotastic shit. |
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Nimberlane |
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*Asuka targets missle at Ramallah and fires*
Asuka: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING FUNNY NAMED CITY! |
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