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Recent Posts · (03/03/09

We really saw the true Jason last night, an immature "grass is always greener" type who also is a total camera whore.

Amen. Makes you wonder what happened to his first wife? Sorry, the guy's struck out with two women in the last year alone. I'm thinking he's the problem and not everyone else. Whatever future he had by being a reality star is most assuredly gone with the wind. While I agree that he shouldn't have proceeded with the marraige if he suspected things were wrong, he should have at least worked on it with Melissa. It seemed that he just threw his hands up and said "Ah, hell with it - I've still got Molly if I want her." He went from nice guy to total asshole in the span of five minutes. Nice move dude...

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Last night was GREAT!

I really couldn't stand Jason when the season began and last night he turned me around.

I LOVE him for what he did. I agree with whoever said that it's no different than any other Bachelor who subsequently broke off the engagement, except that he did it on TV. And for that I say YAY FOR US!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!! THANK YOU JASON!!!!! GREAT TV!!!!!!

And I do not pity Melissa at all. She knew what she was signing up for. She got dumped on TV just like all the other 24 women did before her. So there!

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Jocose wrote:
Why did Jason lose his 'chemistry' for Melissa?

She had a vagina

And by vagina I mean VAGINA

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

catfishbarb wrote:

The thing that really ticks me off, is that the bachelor was one of the few reality shows that had an ounce of class.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

And what was the mom hoping for? Someone to stay at home and take care of Jason's kid? There is NOTHING wrong with a woman having a career.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

17 fucking million people watched last night.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

last night's episode was trashy, low-class, degrading, humiliating, and some of the BEST television i've ever seen!

i freakin' loved it.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

albertjoseph wrote:
The best acting of the night was Jason's brothers talking like they'd actually ever dated a live woman.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

One other thing: I think he had already broken up with Melissa off-camera, and the show convinced them to re-enact it. It seemed totally staged to me.

Jason pretty much said on Jimmy Kimmel last night that Melissa knew beforehand that they were broken up. He could have been lying to make himself look better, but I doubt she was blindsided the way they want us to think.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Cammie wrote:
Ok I've decided to give FORT a break as all the hysteria is making my head hurt. Its just a stupid TV show, not life and death.

That said, I'll totally be back to lurking once Jillian's season starts. I want to see how many of the "I'm NEVER going to watch this show again" fraus are back. I'm guessing most as they said the same exact thing when Matt "picked" Shayne over their beloved Amanda and when DeAnna "picked" Jesse over Saint Jason!!

The biggest melt-down I've seen was on the ABC board when Brad didn't pick either ho. It was fucking hilarious.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

And I don't really see Ty really liking Melissa. When he ran up to her at the end she grabbed him, and it looked like he was running towards his dad not her.

I noticed that too. Why on earth would Melissa think that Ty was excited to see her?

On the whole, I thought it was pretty funny show last night.

Obviously Molly has been seeing Jason. Her reaction to Chris's questions before Jason came out seemed like really bad acting. They haven't seen each other? Yeah, right. Just as bad as when she declared she doesn't do her hair and make up, yet she was wearing more eye makeup than Boy George in his hey day.

It was funny how she kept grilling him about why he didn't pick her initially. Did she really think that he would come out and say "Because the producers told me to"?

And I think I know what Melissa's parents issue is. They KNOW their daughter. They knew she would end up embarrassing them.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Foulmouth, I've been wondering what Jason's ex-wife thought of this. I imagine she's having a mega validation party after being slammed for two seasons of The Bachelor.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

blmetsfan wrote:
17 fucking million people watched last night.

Fleiss and ABC must be laughing their asses off this morning!!!

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Redhead9015 wrote:
Jason pretty much said on Jimmy Kimmel last night that Melissa knew beforehand that they were broken up. He could have been lying to make himself look better, but I doubt she was blindsided the way they want us to think.

I think he got back together with Molly within days of the proposal. He probably broke up with Melissa months ago.

I just watched Kimmel. Not sure if it's already been posted, but here it is if anybody else wants to check it out:

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

TheSmokingNun -- THANK YOU for that recap for the classiest moments in Bachelor history! <333

From FORT!

Our old friend 71721 again: (Re: Jason trying to throw "TPTB" under the bus)

That is one of the main characteristics of a sociopath..they are completely unable to take responsibility for their actions!

Jason went from Ultimate Dork of Pork to
Porky the Playa

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Carboys Desire wrote:

Last night was GREAT!

I really couldn't stand Jason when the season began and last night he turned me around.

I LOVE him for what he did. I agree with whoever said that it's no different than any other Bachelor who subsequently broke off the engagement, except that he did it on TV. And for that I say YAY FOR US!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!! THANK YOU JASON!!!!! GREAT TV!!!!!!

And I do not pity Melissa at all. She knew what she was signing up for. She got dumped on TV just like all the other 24 women did before her. So there!

Carboy, finally we agree! I think people need to get over this shit and enjoy the glory of seeing Melissa's ass being dumped on TV. The rest of it seemed fake to me, but I truly think she was mostly left in the dark about the breakup. Glad her fake boring ass was humilated <3.

What is funny to me, if the result was reversed and Jason picked Molly and dumped her for Melissa, those FoRT fraus would be jumping for joy. They did the same shit when Lorenzo broke if off with Jen for Sadie months down the road. He didn't get shit for it.

Jason was a boring ass but at least he redeemed himself tonight with being a douchebag. Hopefully the same thing happens to Jillian. All the jilted/rejected bachelor(ettes) come into the season as beloved and held on a "ridicalas" (

) pedistal and by the end of the season they epically fall from grace and are hated by the country. It happened to Blob, Jen, DeAnna, Jason, and Brad (even though he wasn't on two seasons, he was still loved until he crushed DeAnna). Jillian being a villain is only inevitable.

I don't know if I can say this beats Brad. At least that came as a complete surpise.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

This is fucking hilarious! The fraus at FORT are unbelievable.

You just KNOW that had it been the other way around, with Molly getting dumped and Melissa getting another shot, they'd be all "Poor Molly, that wasn't right, but good for Jason for following his heart. I knew he really loved Melissa. Yay Melissa!"

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Well Elizabeth from the View has vowed to never ever ever ever ever watch the Bachelor again!

I'm sure Fleiss is weeping over the loss of such a loyal viewer

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

Carboys Desire wrote:

Last night was GREAT!

I really couldn't stand Jason when the season began and last night he turned me around.

I LOVE him for what he did. I agree with whoever said that it's no different than any other Bachelor who subsequently broke off the engagement, except that he did it on TV. And for that I say YAY FOR US!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!! THANK YOU JASON!!!!! GREAT TV!!!!!!

And I do not pity Melissa at all. She knew what she was signing up for. She got dumped on TV just like all the other 24 women did before her. So there!

It wasn't as funny as Brad ditching Deanna and that other twat, but yeah, cheesy douchey Jason did redeem himself somewhat. I still don't like him, but I'll give him credit for humiliating Melissa and fucking with the deranged fans.

Recent Posts · (03/03/09

I can't watch any more than a minute or so of that Kimmel clip...he's (the Bachelor Whatisname) is so icky and creepy-looking. Of course, all the Bachelors are creepy-looking and I've watched some of the previous seasons.

When are they going to get an actual looker on this show?

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foulmouthedleon		#3681	[-]
Posts: 2591 (03/03/09 10:55 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We really saw the true Jason last night, an immature "grass is always greener" type who also is a total camera whore. Amen. Makes you wonder what happened to his first wife? Sorry, the guy's struck out with two women in the last year alone. I'm thinking he's the problem and not everyone else. Whatever future he had by being a reality star is most assuredly gone with the wind. While I agree that he shouldn't have proceeded with the marraige if he suspected things were wrong, he should have at least worked on it with Melissa. It seemed that he just threw his hands up and said "Ah, hell with it - I've still got Molly if I want her." He went from nice guy to total asshole in the span of five minutes. Nice move dude...
Carboys Desire		#3682	[-]
Posts: 5079 (03/03/09 10:56 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Last night was GREAT! I really couldn't stand Jason when the season began and last night he turned me around. I LOVE him for what he did. I agree with whoever said that it's no different than any other Bachelor who subsequently broke off the engagement, except that he did it on TV. And for that I say YAY FOR US!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!! THANK YOU JASON!!!!! GREAT TV!!!!!! And I do not pity Melissa at all. She knew what she was signing up for. She got dumped on TV just like all the other 24 women did before her. So there!
maxxfisher		#3683	[-]
Posts: 3766 (03/03/09 11:01 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jocose wrote: Why did Jason lose his 'chemistry' for Melissa? She had a vagina And by vagina I mean VAGINA
The Smoking Nun		#3684	[-]
Posts: 2355 (03/03/09 11:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	catfishbarb wrote: The thing that really ticks me off, is that the bachelor was one of the few reality shows that had an ounce of class.
pinkdolphin		#3685	[-]
Posts: 8120 (03/03/09 11:05 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And what was the mom hoping for? Someone to stay at home and take care of Jason's kid? There is NOTHING wrong with a woman having a career.
blmetsfan		#3686	[-]
Posts: 2883 (03/03/09 11:07 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	17 fucking million people watched last night.
yofox02		#3687	[-]
Posts: 1778 (03/03/09 11:08 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	last night's episode was trashy, low-class, degrading, humiliating, and some of the BEST television i've ever seen! i freakin' loved it.
NinaWeena		#3688	[-]
Posts: 2925 (03/03/09 11:13 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	albertjoseph wrote: The best acting of the night was Jason's brothers talking like they'd actually ever dated a live woman.
Redhead9015		#3689	[-]
Posts: 1324 (03/03/09 11:16 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	One other thing: I think he had already broken up with Melissa off-camera, and the show convinced them to re-enact it. It seemed totally staged to me. Jason pretty much said on Jimmy Kimmel last night that Melissa knew beforehand that they were broken up. He could have been lying to make himself look better, but I doubt she was blindsided the way they want us to think.
The Smoking Nun		#3690	[-]
Posts: 2356 (03/03/09 11:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Cammie wrote: Ok I've decided to give FORT a break as all the hysteria is making my head hurt. Its just a stupid TV show, not life and death. That said, I'll totally be back to lurking once Jillian's season starts. I want to see how many of the "I'm NEVER going to watch this show again" fraus are back. I'm guessing most as they said the same exact thing when Matt "picked" Shayne over their beloved Amanda and when DeAnna "picked" Jesse over Saint Jason!! The biggest melt-down I've seen was on the ABC board when Brad didn't pick either ho. It was fucking hilarious.
3hairsandyouremine		#3691	[-]
Posts: 146 (03/03/09 11:24 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And I don't really see Ty really liking Melissa. When he ran up to her at the end she grabbed him, and it looked like he was running towards his dad not her. I noticed that too. Why on earth would Melissa think that Ty was excited to see her? On the whole, I thought it was pretty funny show last night. Obviously Molly has been seeing Jason. Her reaction to Chris's questions before Jason came out seemed like really bad acting. They haven't seen each other? Yeah, right. Just as bad as when she declared she doesn't do her hair and make up, yet she was wearing more eye makeup than Boy George in his hey day. It was funny how she kept grilling him about why he didn't pick her initially. Did she really think that he would come out and say "Because the producers told me to"? And I think I know what Melissa's parents issue is. They KNOW their daughter. They knew she would end up embarrassing them.
peszcandy		#3692	[-]
Posts: 15 (03/03/09 11:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Foulmouth, I've been wondering what Jason's ex-wife thought of this. I imagine she's having a mega validation party after being slammed for two seasons of The Bachelor.
Cammie		#3693	[-]
Posts: 577 (03/03/09 11:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	blmetsfan wrote: 17 fucking million people watched last night. Fleiss and ABC must be laughing their asses off this morning!!!
The Smoking Nun		#3694	[-]
Posts: 2357 (03/03/09 11:33 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Redhead9015 wrote: Jason pretty much said on Jimmy Kimmel last night that Melissa knew beforehand that they were broken up. He could have been lying to make himself look better, but I doubt she was blindsided the way they want us to think. I think he got back together with Molly within days of the proposal. He probably broke up with Melissa months ago. I just watched Kimmel. Not sure if it's already been posted, but here it is if anybody else wants to check it out:
atherella		#3695	[-]
Posts: 1933 (03/03/09 11:39 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	TheSmokingNun -- THANK YOU for that recap for the classiest moments in Bachelor history! <333 From FORT! Our old friend 71721 again: (Re: Jason trying to throw "TPTB" under the bus) That is one of the main characteristics of a sociopath..they are completely unable to take responsibility for their actions! Jason went from Ultimate Dork of Pork to Porky the Playa
swim4life227		#3696	[-]
Posts: 6239 (03/03/09 11:40 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Carboys Desire wrote: Last night was GREAT! I really couldn't stand Jason when the season began and last night he turned me around. I LOVE him for what he did. I agree with whoever said that it's no different than any other Bachelor who subsequently broke off the engagement, except that he did it on TV. And for that I say YAY FOR US!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!! THANK YOU JASON!!!!! GREAT TV!!!!!! And I do not pity Melissa at all. She knew what she was signing up for. She got dumped on TV just like all the other 24 women did before her. So there! Carboy, finally we agree! I think people need to get over this shit and enjoy the glory of seeing Melissa's ass being dumped on TV. The rest of it seemed fake to me, but I truly think she was mostly left in the dark about the breakup. Glad her fake boring ass was humilated <3. What is funny to me, if the result was reversed and Jason picked Molly and dumped her for Melissa, those FoRT fraus would be jumping for joy. They did the same shit when Lorenzo broke if off with Jen for Sadie months down the road. He didn't get shit for it. Jason was a boring ass but at least he redeemed himself tonight with being a douchebag. Hopefully the same thing happens to Jillian. All the jilted/rejected bachelor(ettes) come into the season as beloved and held on a "ridicalas" ( ) pedistal and by the end of the season they epically fall from grace and are hated by the country. It happened to Blob, Jen, DeAnna, Jason, and Brad (even though he wasn't on two seasons, he was still loved until he crushed DeAnna). Jillian being a villain is only inevitable. I don't know if I can say this beats Brad. At least that came as a complete surpise.
bucking fitch		#3697	[-]
Posts: 1899 (03/03/09 11:40 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This is fucking hilarious! The fraus at FORT are unbelievable. You just KNOW that had it been the other way around, with Molly getting dumped and Melissa getting another shot, they'd be all "Poor Molly, that wasn't right, but good for Jason for following his heart. I knew he really loved Melissa. Yay Melissa!"
crzcanuck		#3698	[-]
Posts: 37 (03/03/09 11:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well Elizabeth from the View has vowed to never ever ever ever ever watch the Bachelor again! I'm sure Fleiss is weeping over the loss of such a loyal viewer
The Smoking Nun		#3699	[-]
Posts: 2358 (03/03/09 11:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Carboys Desire wrote: Last night was GREAT! I really couldn't stand Jason when the season began and last night he turned me around. I LOVE him for what he did. I agree with whoever said that it's no different than any other Bachelor who subsequently broke off the engagement, except that he did it on TV. And for that I say YAY FOR US!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!! THANK YOU JASON!!!!! GREAT TV!!!!!! And I do not pity Melissa at all. She knew what she was signing up for. She got dumped on TV just like all the other 24 women did before her. So there! It wasn't as funny as Brad ditching Deanna and that other twat, but yeah, cheesy douchey Jason did redeem himself somewhat. I still don't like him, but I'll give him credit for humiliating Melissa and fucking with the deranged fans.
Craptaculous		#3700	[-]
Posts: 553 (03/03/09 11:52 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I can't watch any more than a minute or so of that Kimmel clip...he's (the Bachelor Whatisname) is so icky and creepy-looking. Of course, all the Bachelors are creepy-looking and I've watched some of the previous seasons. When are they going to get an actual looker on this show?