Kenscookie wrote:
I love my new avi. Thanks Smoking Nun!

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The Smoking Nun |
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Kenscookie wrote: |
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Jocose |
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No reading between the lines necessary. Jason is out and out saying that the Melissa he fell in love with as she portrayed herself on the show, is not what she
turned out to be in real life. Does that surprise anyone? Does anyone really think that the girl shown constantly partying, who dated club rats, etc.....
actually wanted to be a school teacher? Or settle down in Seattle? She sucked him in by telling him what he wanted to hear, but she couldn't keep up the
facade. Hasn't everybody, especially young, immature people, portrayed themselves a certain way to attract someone they want? And then it falls apart, and
they break up because it was never real? She keeps asking 'why' when he's already told her: The 'real' her is not someone he's
attracted to, or seriously interested in.
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pushingjate |
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Jason's a total pussy. Whether Melissa knew or not, I hope she continues to damage his reputation. |
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Eugene Schwindlemyer |
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eh, Jason is a douche.
He got spoiled with 25 women drooling over him, now he can not do with just one. He is fickle and will flip flop around.... |
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atherella |
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Reality Steve has a new update.
To anyone new to this story -- he's the one who broke this whole wonderful season! YAY! No word on the "SHOCKING" surprise for tonight. It's probably just that Molly is moving to Seattle --which we already know. I suspect tonight will have NO t*ears (other than to show a recap of last night's), which will mean FAILURE. |
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3hairsandyouremine |
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I want to hear more about Jason's 3 inch gash.
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The Smoking Nun |
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bucking fitch |
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3hairsandyouremine wrote: She would prefer it if you referred to her as "Molly" |
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Craptaculous |
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Gack @ that greasewad! I'm all for facial hair, but he's way too overprocessed. I don't go fo rthe metrosexuals.
How about this?
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pushingjate |
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bucking fitch wrote: |
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atherella |
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From Dlisted -- Just cuz I love the snark!
Tuesday, March 3rd 2009
The Bachelor: Jason Needs Acting Lessons![]() SPOILER ALERT! Reality Steve was absolutely 100% cor-fucking-rect with his spoiler . On last night's low-rent soap opera known as The Bachelor, Jason dumped Molly, proposed to Melissa, dumped Melissa and then chose Molly. Yeah, confusing and totally fucking stupid. The whole thing really played out like the worst soap opera ever. This shit isn't even worthy of public access. First of all, if they wanted to bring the drama and raw emotion, they should have chosen a better actor, because Jason's acting skills are whack! His son Ty can probably do a better job of fake crying. Note to Jason: When crying, ##%$# have to be involved. It just looked like he was trying to push out a really big and dry butt nugget. They should have smeared onion paste in his beady eyes or maybe got Stephanie to serenade him again with her beautiful humming bird voice. It became clear that the whole thing was set up when Molly kept crying about how he made the worst mistake of his life and he's going to regret this shit. Ooooh, foreshadowing. Why so clever, Bachelor producers? And millions of people learned about Jason's "regret" on the After the Rose special. Chris Harrison started the hour by telling us what we were about to watch was so sensitive and so intimate that they decided out of respect for all parties involve to shoot it without a studio audience. Yeah, really fucking intimate. Only millions of people are watching. So, stupid ass Jason came out and said that after spending time with DeAnna 2.0 (aka Melissa), he realized they weren't right for each other. Again, Jason makes Teddy Ruxpin look like Meryl Streep. He needs John Robert Powers STAT! Then Melissa came out, Jason broke it off with her and she proceeded to show him up in the acting department. Finally some People Choice Award-worthy shit! I even think Melissa went off the script and ad-libbed a little! She's a true professional. That's probably why there were so many pauses, because Jason didn't hear his pick-up line. After Melissa and Jason played out their scene, she gave the ring back and stormed off into a waiting limo. Then Molly came out, Jason asked her to be his and they lived happily ever after. When Molly said, "Is this for real now?", I shouted, "Shut up, bitch." For the record: Jason told People that he wanted to quit Melissa off-camera, but producers said it was in his contract that it had to be done in front of everybody. Some bitches think Jason and the Bachelor producers were the only ones in on the fakery, but I think Melissa and possibly Molly were in on it. They realized this season was about as exciting as a dehydrated lima bean, so they concocted this dramatic shit to keep us awake. A more dramatic ending would have been if a gigantic tidal wave hit the house and took all of those fake ass whores out. I'm sure that on tonight's third reunion show (yes, there's another one), Jason will dump Molly and propose marriage to the dead dove he buried with Naomi's family. Below is a clip of Jason's amazing acting skills. And what was up with that set?! All those cheap ass tea lights! Fire hazard! Actually, I would've clapped if the whole joint went up in flames. |
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The Smoking Nun |
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Craptaculous wrote:I don't go for metrosexuals either, but Brad is good looking. The guy in your pic is not my type either (who is it?) I like pretty boys. I think it would be nice if the would cast a hot non-caucasian Bachelor. But that will never happen. |
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Craptaculous |
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I just GIS'ed "hot lumberjack"!
I could go for a hot non-white guy, too. As long as he's a lumberjack. Or a fisherman. Or a carpenter. Carpenter.....Andrew Dan-Jumbo!!! |
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The Smoking Nun |
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atherella wrote:Yeah, that was some really bad acting. |
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Kenscookie |
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Isn't Mary's official punching bag a fisherman?
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The Smoking Nun |
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Craptaculous wrote:They had a fisherman Bachelor, he was boring and fug:
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Craptaculous |
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That dude is also icky. He doesn't look very manly or craggy like a real fisherman.
Here's an actual hot fisherman
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atherella |
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^^ Awwww... Leatherface and Mary! They never pimp THEM out!
Of course, the few times they have, Mary gets arrested the next day! Do they want us to forget that they are still together? "Bachelor" Byron Gets His Ass KickedByron Velvick, star of "The Bachelor" season six, was attacked by the woman he picked to marry on the show.
And there is her fighting with the cop car: Cops: "Bachelor" Gal Fought Squad Car, Lost
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pinkdolphin |
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So no babies for them yet? It has been like 5 years! Her bio-clock must be going nuts.
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maxxfisher |
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Thread jack for pinkdolphin
Albino Dolphin Tickled PinkDon't adjust your computer screens, a pink albino dolphin has surfaced in a Louisiana lake.
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