karriem wrote:

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Hey whats up folks. I wanted to let you know for those that are interested check me out in an exclusive interview at http://imnotheretomakefriends.podomatic.com/. I hope you like the interview and mostly I hope it will answer some questions that some of you might want to know since there will be no reunoin show. ):

Hi #8, I'm gonna check out your interview right now. Did you get the email I sent you earlier? I want to make sure I got your email address right.

karriem wrote:

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RobRob wrote:

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karriem wrote:

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Hey whats up folks. I wanted to let you know for those that are interested check me out in an exclusive interview at http://imnotheretomakefriends.podomatic.com/. I hope you like the interview and mostly I hope it will answer some questions that some of you might want to know since there will be no reunoin show. ):

Hi #8, I'm gonna check out your interview right now. Did you get the email I sent you earlier? I want to make sure I got your email address right.

No I didn't get it. But I'm about to check it again right now. You still have the email I sent it to you in right if not let me know I will resend it.

I sent the email about an hour ago. I got the address from your MySpace message. It looks like I typed it correctly.

Piranhahaha wrote:

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Hey all of you Solitarians, present and past. Care to hang out in here live during the finale? It'd be fun to see your reactions as the F3 plays out.

Hi Piranhahaha, that was you're 12,000th post, you posting maniac. I have plans for the finale already, but I'll be sure to stop by when I get home.

In anticipation of the Season Finale in 22 hours, I thought I would share some things that never made it to the show. The first thing is the collaborative poem that Val had the Final 4 write. She would have one pod come up with the first line, and then write it on her screen. Then the next pod had to come up with the next line and so forth. The poem ended up being four stanzas and each stanza had a different pod starting it off. Here is our Final 4 poem with the pod number at the beginning of each line:

8 Life in Solitary can be quite frustrating
7 And sometimes Val can be a glitch
4 There's not much time for masturbating
3 Not being able to touch myself is a bitch

7 We have amazing food, like meal bars
4 So gross they could gag a camel
3 So disgusting I'd rather be hit by a car
8 Sometimes I wish I was the camel

4 I'm tired and hungry and sore
3 And I smell like 3 day old Chinese food
8 My back is killing me from sleeping on the floor
7 I'm surprised Val can smell me and still be in a good mood

3 It sometimes so hard not to go crazy
8 And it's so hot that it makes me lazy
7 I'm a complete idiot who is incapable of succeeding in this hellish madness
4 But the final four marches on to prove their badness

Welcome to Solitary v3.0 Season Finale Day. 11 hours to go. WooooHoooo. My third personal item I brought was my guitar. However, it looks like there wasn't enough time to include any footage in the show. So I wanted to share some of the songs I wrote for Val while I was in Solitary:
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VAL

I only have one gal
And her name is Val
She keeps me in the cell
How long I cannot tell

Yes, that is my dear
My octagon of fear
Yelling in my ear
And watching in the mirror

I only have one gal
And her name is Val
She keeps me in the cell
And makes my life a hell
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SOLITARY

I think I just saw the tooth fairy
Right here in Solitary

I find myself getting very weary
The longer I'm in Solitary

And it doesn't seem like a good place to marry
Trapped in Solitary (unless it's with you Val)

I find my bowels are getting very airy
With this diet in Solitary

And we no longer get to have dairy
Starving to death in Solitary

And it's all so scary
Now that I'm in Solitary

I find myself getting very hairy
The longer I'm in Solitary
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DEPRIVATION

I don't know what day it is
It could be Monday. It could be Tuesday.
I don't know the last time I slept
Was it Wednesday? Or maybe Thursday?

I don't know the last time I ate
Was it Friday? Or maybe Saturday?
I don't know what day it is
It could be Sunday. Or maybe my birthday?

I don't know what time it is
Is it morning? Or is it evening?
I don't know where I am
Is it L.A.? Or maybe it's Egypt?
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