i DO have kids!
one human, one pooch
one human, one pooch
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So, why don't YOU have kids?
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 viva la blonde |
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Posts: 61 (03/12/09 5:05 PM) |
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tdugan333 |
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Posts: 10361 (03/12/09 5:09 PM) |
I don't think the world can handle another me.
Oh and that pesky shriveled uterus of mine... |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 3311 (03/12/09 5:12 PM) Registered User |
No woman will let me impregnate her. Apparently women have something called 'standards'.
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zombie jamboree |
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Posts: 114 (03/12/09 5:15 PM) Registered user |
waking up when I want to
extra money in the wallet overpopulation and the probability of some cataclysm or apocalypse and the #1 reason? .... they become teenagers |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 7703 (03/12/09 5:16 PM) Registered user |
Call in 50 years and ask.
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 7085 (03/12/09 5:23 PM) |
Because I'm not trying to get pregnant and have kids. And I don't even think I can have babies with this Von Willebrand Disease anyways.
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 7086 (03/12/09 5:24 PM) |
I do have one daughter that I adopted, she is my dog and she is so adorable!!! <3
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 factoryhurl |
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Posts: 6422 (03/12/09 5:28 PM) Registered user |
GameShowMyAss wrote:me, too. bea mccartney looks like stella. suri is chris klein's. |
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Elvis Aaron Cornhauler |
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Posts: 6 (03/12/09 5:44 PM) |
I gots at least seven I know about. I'm hornier than a 3 dicked billy goat.
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 7969 (03/12/09 5:46 PM) Registered User |
My uterus apparently treasures its alone time, THAT'S WHY.
Thanks for asking. |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 5384 (03/12/09 6:48 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
I think it's the breeders (myself included) who are selfish.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 25400 (03/12/09 7:05 PM) MESS member |
just wasn't meant to be - and I never felt the need to go to extremes to procreate
there were enough slip ups with the birth control, that if it was gonna happen, it would have happened |
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Homewrecker.jjb |
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Posts: 6 (03/12/09 8:51 PM) |
It's against the law to keep them in cages.
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goner1 |
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Posts: 6549 (03/12/09 8:58 PM) Registered User |
what good are they? always underfoot!
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 17709 (03/12/09 9:02 PM) super badass |
My kids are pretty selfish too. Good luck getting social security out of 'em. They said they'd take care of me but the rest of you can rot in the
gutter.
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Powers |
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Posts: 4953 (03/12/09 9:08 PM) Lazy slob |
StarringAmy wrote:Is that some kind of retardation? |
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hamdingers |
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Posts: 61 (03/12/09 9:09 PM) |
Makes your eyes wonky. You ask for the pepper while you're looking at the salt.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 17977 (03/12/09 9:14 PM) |
Goddammit, Hamdingers!!
::reaches for the Bounty:: |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 15572 (03/12/09 9:15 PM) Not a team player
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I googled it. Apparently it is occurs in humans AND dogs.
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Powers |
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Posts: 4955 (03/12/09 9:16 PM) Lazy slob |
You just peed a little, didn't you, Pappy?
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03/12/09 9:19 PM.
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