I keep thinking this is one big joke. Like on April Fools Day, someone will reveal the punch line to this and Douche Bag will be revealed to be a huge lying
liar whose pants are actually on fire.
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Coachebag V2.0...Get ready to hate again, like we did last summer!
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 SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16032 (03/28/09 8:21 PM) Not a team player
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WTFscissoring8 |
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Posts: 1056 (03/28/09 9:15 PM) |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5720 (03/28/09 9:19 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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WTFscissoring8 wrote: 3333 |
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puffsea |
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Posts: 1 (03/28/09 9:35 PM) |
hey guys, longtime lurker here....would've kept on lurking but for the massive douchebaggery that is Coach's "journal". Bitten by a piranha,
attacked by a shark, stalked by a jaguar, something-ed by a snake.....is there any animal that has not been touched by the asswipe that is Coach?
Sometimes,even hate is too mild a word! |
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horsefeathers31 |
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Posts: 31 (03/28/09 9:45 PM) |
Thailandsurvivor wrote:Y'all need to look a little more carefully. At the point where he wrote that? He was writing about a dolphin jumping over his kayak. I don't know about you, but I'd think that is pretty cool too... |
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GoHomeAndEatYoRice |
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Posts: 303 (03/28/09 9:51 PM) |
He also must be related to a god. That is how he made it all that way. (sarcasm)
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 5867 (03/28/09 10:07 PM) |
GoHomeAndEatYoRice wrote: He's related to Adam Gentry? That explains alot. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5721 (03/28/09 10:10 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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We've gotten a lot of laughs and comedy out of 1/4 of a page of his journal- imagine if we had an entire book. It would be non-stop hilarity up in this
mug.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16033 (03/28/09 10:33 PM) Not a team player
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I think if we got our collective hands on the Book Of Lies, it would be an awesome Sucks triumph. He would have to commit suicide after we were done with it.
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TAR Addict |
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Posts: 509 (03/28/09 11:07 PM) |
lol that trailer was amazing. but not in the way Coachbag wanted.
didnt he bury the journal in the mountian side or something? then why is that page white, and the edges you see white? if he was traveling 6000 miles IN A KAYAK, the journal would look like crap. |
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trickmind |
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Posts: 477 (03/28/09 11:28 PM) Dragonslayer |
His psychiatrist found it when he left it outside near the pool. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5722 (03/28/09 11:34 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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SurvivorArctic wrote:Of course we could just write our own.
And LOL@ your new avatar. |
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trickmind |
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Posts: 478 (03/28/09 11:41 PM) Dragonslayer |
lmao at that avatar.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5723 (03/28/09 11:42 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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TAR Addict wrote: Barbara Streisand found it and had it cleaned so Coach could do a reading at her next big Hollywood shin-dig. |
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 Notaku |
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Posts: 142 (03/29/09 12:10 AM) |
It's not just the overwhelming idiocy of the lies, its starting to be the amount of lies. I mean some idiot could believe these shit stories, but even a
complete dumb ass wouldn't believe so much of it. Great avatar SA.
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Eclipse |
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Posts: 1084 (03/29/09 12:46 AM) |
We've found the new bible!
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trickmind |
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Posts: 479 (03/29/09 1:01 AM) Dragonslayer |
One thing I don't understand. He told the girls on his team that he was going away for six weeks for cancer tests to explain why he'd be away so why
did he tell his employer he'd just be away for a week and expect not to get fired when he disappeared all that time.
Was he hoping to get a pity fuck from one of the girls? Why didn't he use the same disgusting bullshit story for his employers if he was willing to
stoop that low with a story?
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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Posts: 609 (03/29/09 3:02 AM) |
trickmind wrote:
the only thing annoying about coach at this point is that some idiots actually beleive his ridicoulus lies. to be fair they've only heard a smaller portion of them, but still. *cough jeff probst cough* |
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agentpf1101 |
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Posts: 435 (03/29/09 3:09 AM) |
coach induces my cringe gland
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 8066 (03/29/09 3:31 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
He was worried that he was fired as Coach.
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 21+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
