Yay, I finally found the part of the book that is actually TRUE!
"Foolish man."
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Coachebag V2.0...The Little Man is epic in his douchery
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Posts: 536 (03/29/09 07:52 AM) |
Yay, I finally found the part of the book that is actually TRUE! "Foolish man."
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5729 (03/29/09 08:17 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Let's not forget he PAID to have the book made. If you go to that website- you can just pay $300-$1000.... depending on how many copies you want and extras
like the trailer we saw. Then you just submit your manuscript and they send you a printed book and however many copies you paid for. It's not like this
douche actually went to Random House and they accepted his manuscript like a REAL book gets made. Though I am SURE he tried. But after the "A Million
Little Pieces" scandle that turned into "A Million Little Lies" they aren't about to be embarrassed by another load of crap book with ZERO
truth to it. Though I bet "Coach" proudly took his book to many a publishing house, and they likely either A) laughed him out the office -or- B)
Asked their "fact checker" to do some work and she came back in a record-setting 30 seconds with two words: "total bullshit."
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5730 (03/29/09 08:19 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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<<<<f the wave sucked the kayak into its curling vacuum, Ben would not have a chance to keep the boat from turning over and
throwing him out into the sea. He couldn't survive being separated from the boat. The force of the kayak landing on his head could knock him out or break
his neck, and he would drown in the boiling water. >>>>
WHY oh WHY did this not just happen??? |
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tagrippa |
Wait a second Mr. Shark... Let me get out my camera | ||
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Posts: 17 (03/29/09 08:22 AM) |
At Amazon.com the author has uploaded pictures from "Voyage Into Mythomania" Here is one (you can't make up stuff this good)
of the actual shark attacking Coach's kayak.
 So let me get this straight. Shark leaps out of water
next to 15 foot kayak. Coach is in the kayak. In between the point where he has to fight off the giant killer shark with his paddle and gets a shark tooth
embedded in his shoulder he somehow managed to grab his camera and take a picture. Well damn he may be more of a man than I thought.
Oh wait I forgot they are now shilling the book as 'slightly fictionalized' lol |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5734 (03/29/09 08:28 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Here is another.....he caughtt the dolphin leaping as well. ::::snickers:::::
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5735 (03/29/09 08:35 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Page 3:
As I swam around looking for breakfast. I suddendly felt a sharp ripple of a wave. My heart quickened. My ponytail snapped. As I swam back toward my kayak......... 
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Posts: 3351 (03/29/09 09:27 AM) This is so supernatural!! |
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puffsea |
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Posts: 2 (03/29/09 11:43 AM) |
Like I said elsewhere, I am going to buy a shark and starve him for a month.Then I am going to let him loose on Coach.I shall call the shark 'Chachi'
and love him like a son.
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durtydick |
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Posts: 5 (03/29/09 11:45 AM) |
Leave Coach alone! At least he has a book out about him. You people are so jellis!
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tagrippa |
Ben Wade - Coach of the Jungle | ||
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tagrippa |
Coach of the Jungle part 2 | ||
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tagrippa |
Coach of the Jungle 3 | ||
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16039 (03/29/09 12:46 PM) Not a team player
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omg that comic is fucking hilarious!
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 8742 (03/29/09 12:49 PM) Registered User |
ROTFL |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 23517 (03/29/09 02:08 PM) Registered user |
holy shit, is that actually someone's head?
Gorilla Half Nelson FTW~! Coach don't play! |
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LadyGrinningSoul |
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Posts: 315 (03/29/09 02:15 PM) |
Fucking awesome, tagrippa!! Great stuff there!! Wait... is he grabbing the girl's boobie in that last frame? lol
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Quiddity |
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Posts: 5125 (03/29/09 04:08 PM) Registered User |
I wonder if BB9 Sheila will get her book 'made' the same way Coach is having his done... @_@
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kenc333 |
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Posts: 8443 (03/29/09 04:14 PM) |
Love the comic <3
And at SA's avy.. I nominate that for the best avy of the year..already.
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GoHomeAndEatYoRice |
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Posts: 309 (03/29/09 06:28 PM) |
I nominate it for the avy of the decade. By far.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16047 (03/29/09 06:37 PM) Not a team player
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I'll take credit for the idea of the dolphin eating the douche bag, but Blistering did the animation for me :)
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