And you have a Class Z brain for thinking that.
OH YES I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YES I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Adam Hate: desperate, self-important, shrieking, plasticine, media-whore
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Posts: 9110 (04/01/09 9:47 AM) BB Forum Moderator |
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54321blastoff |
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Posts: 4797 (04/01/09 10:11 AM) Registered User |
As Simon said, does it even matter how he sings at this point? He has the fanbase. He is here til the end and FUCK you American for liking this shit.
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HardEdge1980 |
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Posts: 248 (04/01/09 10:58 AM) |
I LUV TIJUANA wrote: He did call him indulgent on Ring Of Fire, but other than that there isn't a big enough X for this statement. This screecher is the king of indulgence. If anyone else would have given that performance, they would've been taken to the woodshed. That shit was some horrid karaoke. |
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Cassidy666 |
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Posts: 9912 (04/01/09 11:36 AM) Registered User |
Just pick a song any song. Then flash it up with falsettos up the wazoo. Scream as much of the lyrics that's possible to scream. Lots of jazz hands and
striding back and forth across the stage. Pick a costume that has nothing to do with the song. Perform like it's the last stage musical in the universe.
That's all he fucking DOES. Why the fuck do the judges love this shit?! |
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Baby VOX |
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Posts: 85 (04/01/09 4:52 PM) |
I do think that's the formula he's been bringing.
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mom2jdbe |
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Posts: 618 (04/01/09 4:56 PM) Registered user |
A lot of great entertainers are formulaic. Your point is...?
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Charade 2 |
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Posts: 73 (04/04/09 3:39 PM) Registered user |
fffingybyach wrote:The tongue bath statement reminded me of why I can't watch him sing. When he sings "in his upper register" he sticks out his tongue. Looks weird and gets on my last nerve! It bothers me more than Archeletta licking his lips all the time. |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 3932 (04/05/09 4:35 AM) |
I hate this shrieking jackass.
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Merely |
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Posts: 5770 (04/05/09 1:05 PM) Registered User |
Charming Nemesis wrote: |
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DrGeeves |
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Posts: 51 (04/06/09 1:45 AM) |
Cassidy666 wrote:I have no clue. Really I don't. But I've been rereading the Preacher graphic novels. |
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leviathan |
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Posts: 2 (04/07/09 2:08 PM) |
Charming Nemesis wrote: QFT. I find his falsetto annoying as hell. Somebody needs to put him out of his (and our) misery. |
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BobBob77 |
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Posts: 2077 (04/07/09 7:21 PM) |
What am I missing? Why is he getting all this praise? And it's becoming more and more obvious that the producers want him to win.
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I LUV TIJUANA |
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Posts: 12434 (04/07/09 7:24 PM) Registered user |
So I assume his balls have permanently been removed? Right? Seriously, only dogs can here that shit. And talk about INDULGENT. Oh my fucking god. I am hoping
for an upset of epic proportions. At this point, I want anyone to beat him.
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Licorice |
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Posts: 986 (04/07/09 10:19 PM) |
He's really not very good. He's thinks he's original, but he's nothing but a 70s glam-rock singer wannabe. It's not "current" at all, but it is the sound the judges loved when they were growing up, so they can't help themselves - they all think this is tres cool. |
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Merely |
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Posts: 5782 (04/07/09 10:31 PM) Registered User |
Where's the vomit emoticon?
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 23728 (04/07/09 11:11 PM) Registered user |
Charming Nemesis wrote: 
that was just funny, hearing you say it |
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fffingybyach |
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Posts: 837 (04/08/09 6:52 AM) |
I don't hate him. Have to admit that his voice amongst most of the rest of this dreck is stellar. Just hate hate hate the over the top theatrics ala Play
that Funky Music, Believe (Cher impersonation), Black & White (Michael Jackson week? shit if I can remember, lol).... That and the billboard that has been
placed that he is going to win this sucker make me not a fan.
What kind of album will he put out? Adam Lamberts greatest impersonations? Rumor has it that Diane Warren is writing the coronation song.... guessing, he'll be doing his best Aerosmith impression. |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 23736 (04/08/09 7:39 AM) Registered user |
At least when he comes back as a guest alumni, the judges won't be sitting stoic in their chairs the way they were David Cook. Well we know Drunky Brewster
and Broken Record won't be at least.
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fffingybyach |
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Posts: 838 (04/08/09 7:42 AM) |
Maybe the judges will actually deign to show up when he performs.... Cook got judge impersonators, lol.....
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Taniwha Is Waiting |
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Posts: 2570 (04/08/09 7:42 AM) Registered User |
*ahem* Miss Dry Humor, is that a joke too? If one of the "judges" had stood up during David's performance, you would have noticed the stand-in
didn't match the stand-in-ee.
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