Kristen is back!! 
http://www.ew.com/ew/package/0,,20007164_20174011,00.html
The Kara bashing is more brutal than evah!
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garblue |
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Kristen is back!!
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loveski |
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I loved this week. I agree with all the stuff about Scott being a great guy and Anoop needing to make some drastic change (but Kristen's right that he
should be happy to be there and he won't ever get past top 5).
And finally! One of them mentioned how into Matt Kara is. Every damn week she's all weird about him. |
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seaguy |
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BRILLIANT!!!!
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suckshardcore |
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Yay Kristen!
Hi Kristen, because I know you read here based on your last limerick about Hokey. PUT THE GO IN GOKEY! So many good parts to this video. My favourite subtle thing was when they were talking about Scott being a ray of purity and stuff and then Kristen said something about darkness and evil or some shit and Gokey was shown on the TV. Also OMG LOL @ FAME-O-SEXUAL! |
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seaguy |
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She needs to use the term "sucks hardcore" (for Danny) next time she is on. Then we know for sure she's lurking (and maybe posting??) here. |
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sadllama |
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Kara and Lil Hate + Allison and Adam love = great episode!
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suckshardcore |
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OMG seaguy I would laugh so hard. I love Kristen, the episodes with her are so much better than the ones without.
I just finished the video, loved them discussing how their moms love Adam. Slezak's mom <3 and Kristen "she knows what team he plays for right." The Kara and Lil hate was the best. I hate them both so much. "Is Tina Turner dialing like 900 times, that was a good impression" and Slezak saying it was an insult to drag queens to say Shrill was like one. |
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FirstTimeUser |
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You guys should leave comments about how much you like Kristen. I posted one under the name "WarmestRain" and I hope that it climbs up to the higher
rated comments. Kristen and Michael just have such great chemistry together. <3
ETA: My Kristen comment is on page 2 of the highest rated comments.
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04/10/09 4:40 PM.
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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I love how they just ignored wifekiller.
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taks |
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Official petition to replace Kara with Kristen.
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phnxflmzzz |
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yay, she's back! and doesn't disappoint.
also, mtv apparently also does these...not as funny and well-produced but if you want to watch: http://www.mtv.com/videos...erican-idol-top-8.jhtml. |
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OhmyEffingGod |
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Allison Iraheta "I Can't Make You Love Me" - You know how most of you have to eat your own hair to contain the excitement you feel for Adam? I feel the same way about Allison. I don't know if it's because she has the voice of a 45-year-old Reno, NV casino waitress who is addicted to Nicorette patches or because she wears all her clothes backwards. I just lo-lo-lo-love her. She makes me want to hung a banana until it explodes. Matt Giraud "Part Time Lover" - This shit sounded like the time my chihuahua had a bad case of the hard shits and would screech every time a doody nugget was coming out. A screech that almost melted his poop! That's what Matt sounded like and the judges fucking ate it up. They ate up melted poop.
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seaguy |
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robbiefan |
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I swear Michael is one of us. He says everything I think about.
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PinotEnvy |
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Kristen is the best. I agree with all that she says, except I have love for Anoop and she just seems to think he's okay. Her hate for Chokey & not
getting Matt at all makes her #1 in my book.
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LeeLeeRaRa |
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How have I not checked out those videos before? I here laughing so hard I'm about to spring a leak.
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suckshardcore |
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Kristen & Michael <3 The Idolatry videos are always funny but when these two are together it's the best.
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socco |
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I love Kristen's cynicism and undisguised hatered of Hokey. But she's too jaded about everything sometimes. I think I like Michael's dorky affections towards several contestatns better. He is one true AI fan. BTW, What is the doll on his desk? I'd like to have one. |
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seaguy |
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'American Idol' Power List: Who's your favorite with six weeks remaining?Apr 13, 2009, 01:26 PM | by Michael Slezak Categories: 'American Idol 2009'
6. Anoop Desai: (Last week: No. 6) As bad as he was on "Caught Up" and "Beat It," he's delivered the vocal goods on "Always on My Mind" and last week's inventive, original "True Colors." Problem is, the inconsistent trajectory has left 'Noop Dawg with an unstable fanbase, resulting in bottom-three encounters for two weeks running. Needs some kind of dramatic statement -- a successful uptempo number, a radical style upgrade, a breakout interview moment even -- to make America take a second look/listen, and convince them a vote for Anoop is not a wasted one. 5. Danny Gokey: (Last week: No. 4) Not exceedingly popular among EW.com readers (he only got 8 percent of votes in last week's Idol Power poll) but apparently somebody's voting for the guy, as he hasn't made a single bottom-three appearance, despite an overbaked "What Hurts the Most" and a "Stand By Me" that was a melted cheddar slice away from dripping with cheese. Needs to prove he's capable of subtlety and originality if he wants to make those early predictions of a Gokey-Lambert finale a reality. 4. Matt Giraud: (Last week: No. 5) Like Anoop, he's suffered from an uneven run over the course of his seven live Idol performances, but last week's delectable "Part Time Lover" was the kind of game-changing moment that proved the hat-clad soulster might have some relevance in a post-Idol world. That said, anything resembling "Viva La Vida" or "You Found Me" in the next two weeks, and Matt could easily see his "Idol journey" come to a premature end. 3. Kris Allen: (Last week: No. 2) Even Carrie @!#%!*%@* and David Cook had off weeks during their Idol runs, so we're willing to forgive Kris's lame, oddly arranged "All She Wants to Do Is Anal" during "Songs From the Year You Were Born" Week. And apparently, America felt the same way, as the season 8 heartthrob avoided the bottom three. Still, the guy who wowed us with "Ain't No Sunshine" and "To Make You Feel My Love" needs to get back on track pronto; he's presumably gunning for the same voting bloc as Danny and Matt, and he really can't afford defections from his bandwagon at this crucial point in the competition. 2. Allison Iraheta: (Last week: No. 3) She's been in the bottom three for two of the last four weeks, but her gut-wrenching "I Can't Make You Love Me" may have been a turning point in convincing Idol viewers she's the real deal. Then again, the Infuriating Mr. Cowell raised the specter of the charmingly kooky teen having a "personality" issue -- which might be code for Simon saying he can't believe she's threatening his pre-ordained Adam-Lil-Danny final three. How far can she get without Simon love? We may find out between now and the end of April. 1. Adam Lambert: (Last week: No. 1) After a merely mortal "Play That Funky Music," the long-standing front-runner returned to his otherworldly heights with a haunting, moving "Mad World." With six weeks remaining, it would almost take a case of massive self-implosion (or self-sabotage) to stop his march to the finale. Here's hoping he doesn't test that theory with a selection off the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" soundtrack on Tuesday! |
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sadllama |
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New ones up. Its pretty great as they spend most of the time slamming the judges for being idiots.
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