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Idiot German Woman Serves Herself Up as Dinner For Polar Bears
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Posts: 18763 (04/12/09 12:42 AM) super badass |
...aaaand ruined it.
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1000Proof |
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Posts: 10375 (04/12/09 12:43 AM) Registered user |
Dumb bitch is probably going to try and sue the zoo
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Posts: 1065 (04/12/09 12:44 AM) Thief |
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Posts: 94 (04/12/09 2:52 AM) |
Personally, the best part is the fat bitch breaks the lifesaver in half. The second best part was that they were throwing lifesavers in...she's not
drowning she's getting eaten. The third best part is that old bitch's last name is Seemann.
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Posts: 2868 (04/12/09 10:26 AM) Registered User |
This reminds me of a clip I saw on when Animals Attack. This dude that was mentally disabled saw a Grizzly Bear in it's den, and it was standing up and
apparently it made movements with it's paw like it was waving for him to come into the enclosure. So the guy climbs down the wall and thats when he serves
himself up for dinner. I think he lived.
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Posts: 6098 (04/12/09 10:28 AM) Yes, smarter than you |
Not terribly inspired and certainly won't meet squash's requirements, but kind of obligatory, especially if jumpers already got an appearance.
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 18253 (04/12/09 10:31 AM) |
Good work, choppers! I'm actually waiting for them to load.
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Gregoire |
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Posts: 32338 (04/12/09 10:31 AM) Registered user |
For some crazy reason, the habitats at the Berlin Zoo don't have cages. The animals are separated by these large moat ditches. I remember thinking how
incredibly simple it would be to just jump over them and steal a monkey -- or have my feet eaten off by one.
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mangolover |
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Posts: 156 (04/12/09 10:32 AM) Registered User |
Too bad she was not wearing white... look at the wet tshirt!!
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Posts: 21081 (04/12/09 10:33 AM) >: | |
Aunt Pappy wrote: Ok, thats it! Can we all start like a donation fund or something so we can get this poor soul a DSL modem?! |
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 18255 (04/12/09 10:37 AM) |
Damn it...how many times have I told you people DSL is not available out here in my neck of the sticks yet. (Yes, cable is...but I'm not going that route.)
But I'll take the donations. |
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Posts: 26375 (04/12/09 10:54 AM) MESS member |
Gregoire, most modern zoos don't have cages anymore - the Houston one has moats around both the bears and the tigers - the other big cats are behind
plexiglass
and there are usually zoo emplyees there to keep idiots from jumping in ps tigers swim too 
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 18769 (04/12/09 11:11 AM) super badass |
Thanks Wiki!
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Posts: 5583 (04/12/09 11:30 AM) Lazy slob |
that's a shame, I think idoits trying to jump in through plexiglas would be way more entertaining than the animals.
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Posts: 26381 (04/12/09 11:34 AM) MESS member |
it is kinda entertaining to watch the little kids who don't understand the concept of glass/plexiglass panic and wail when the leapoards and jaguars begin
to walk towards them
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 2802 (04/12/09 11:52 AM) Registered user |
kcmjester wrote: 
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StarrEise |
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Posts: 8597 (04/12/09 11:54 AM) |
I love the expression on that bear's face.
Nom nom nom. |
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punky |
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Posts: 11119 (04/12/09 4:49 PM) |
I would love to see this bitch at African Lion Safari
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- Survivor Sucks
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- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 21+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
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- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
