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if you're gay you don't want to be 30, that's why you have 29.5 birthday celebrations. gay 30 is like straight 60 and we all know the last 10 years of your life suck anyway so you should just enjoy being 29 for as long as you can. thats why i smoke. because smoking is totally cool and looks really sexy and so what if it takes 10 years off my life those will be the suckiest years anyway 30 year old gays are just sad washed up queens who want to be twinks and most of them are total bottoms too not that there's anything wrong with being a bottom but after 30 youre all stretched out and nobody wants you anyway. thank god i got a promotion at work already because after 30 i will probably suck even more at what i do. seriously, who wants to fetch coffee for some dumb ass after they are 30, even if they say ok if you go ill buy your coffee too and even if you get a venti for yourself and a tall for everyone else. so yeah gays should stay 29.