I don't find it hard to believe a bunch of... somethings... took turns hitting him with clubs.
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Coachebag V2.0...Get ready to hate again, like we did last summer!
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Posts: 861 (04/15/09 6:29 AM) Dragonslayer |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 679 (04/15/09 6:49 AM) |
I can only hope that one day I will get the chance to hit him with a club...!
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 23911 (04/15/09 7:02 AM) Registered user |
trickmind wrote: I bet he was just playing poker. He strikes me as a very literal person. |
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hagiz1 |
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Posts: 425 (04/15/09 9:23 AM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote: Lol. I know, I deleted one S by mistake. I realized it when I was done and just too lazy to reupload a new pic to tinypic. So I used the old one that I screwed up. but thanks trickmind, a real CBS poster is way cooler than that (sometimes) |
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 47 (04/15/09 3:09 PM) |
I'd like to give ol' Ben Wade a whack with a club! Man...that would be just too freakin' sweet. The real fun would be listening to the douche
make up some off the wall story about what happened. "There I was, at 40,000 feet...attacked by flying monkeys! I beat them off until my arms got tired,
then I sucked them off! The bruises are from bouncing through the Himalayas during my descent." What a world-class liar this clown is. I half expect to
hear him say "Yeah, Morgan Fairchild...that's the ticket!"
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trickmind |
http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/48696?page=7 | ||
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Posts: 862 (04/15/09 4:39 PM) Dragonslayer |
attacked by flying monkeys! |
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Notaku |
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Posts: 184 (04/15/09 11:00 PM) |
trickmind wrote: Can you really blame them? |
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MidnightPrince69 |
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Posts: 22983 (04/15/09 11:18 PM) MadStudNYC |
This man is so completely deluded that I can even entertain the notion of hating him!
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Posts: 832 (04/16/09 6:52 AM) |
you guys know what pisses me off about the editing? theyre trying to edit coach as a penner/fairplay type villian. you know, the type of villian who actually
knows how to play the game. which is retarded, misleading and annoying because he's obviously really stupid and has no clue on how to play the game
edit: btw, those type of villians are not negative in my mind. i love penner and i enjoyed watching fairplay to
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trickmind |
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Posts: 899 (04/16/09 6:55 AM) Dragonslayer |
Penner was only a villian in the minds of two absolute morons on the show.
You're right that Coach has no idea how to play the game. I don't think the show has made it looks like he has. Unless next week he does turn out to be "the chosen one". |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 12862 (04/16/09 7:58 AM) Registered user |
I wonder of Probst really thought Coachbag would be more popular than Rupert because at this juncture, the only other person he could possibly be talking about
would be JT.
Makes me think that they thought he would be an endearing character and after seeing the reaction of the audience, did a 180 on the edit and are now punking him out. Hard to say. Bob winning last season may have actually ruined this show for me, now that I think about it. For all we know we're seeing a fucking winner's edit. I wouldn't have thought it possible but again, Bob won, the Survivor world as we know it has moved on. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 206 (04/16/09 11:13 AM) Registered User |
Bob winning last season may have actually ruined this show for me, now that I think about it. For all we know we're seeing a fucking winner's edit.Agreence to the millionth degree, and I'm from Maine! Daily Douche Hate. |
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 53 (04/16/09 11:51 AM) |
Yo, SuperJude...I am not clear on this Bob point you seem to be making. While I find myself chortling and agreeing with you in most cases, I am missing this
one. Bob quite clearly earned his victory by playing WICKED SMAHT out theah, and by winning challenges. Is it that he is old? He outperformed men and women
HALF his age. He pulled his weight in camp, helped his tribe however he could in challenges, and just flat WON THE PRIZE!! How did that ruin the game for
you? Just askin'...
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Posts: 5 (04/16/09 12:46 PM) |
MidnightPrince69 wrote: ???
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Posts: 6 (04/16/09 12:53 PM) |
trickmind wrote: I think the correct term for what he suffers is bipolar mania or schizoaffective disorder. It's more fargone than simple narcissism. It's more serious than mythomania. Translation: dude has problems. I liked the whole thing last week about the "new girlfriend." I wonder how many he's gone through?
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Posts: 9995 (04/16/09 1:58 PM) Registered User |
jetetete wrote:Depends on how many times tribal natives/sharks/dinosaurs/people with evil smiles have cut off his hands. |
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I liked the whole thing last week about the "new girlfriend." I wonder how many he's gone through? Depends on what you consider to be a girlfriend. Are the young girls he 'slept' with, who were the girls he was coach of, considered girlfriends? His left or right hand? Unconscious women he drugged at bars? You need to be specific here. |
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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Posts: 840 (04/16/09 2:13 PM) |
Eric in San Diego wrote:i sincerely hope that thats sarcasm that dumb old fart is fucking clueless about the game, i dont give a shit that he can build shit and win challenges. anyone whos willing to give up an immunity necklace over guilt should be forced leave the game for being so fucking stupid AND it wasnt even a whole group ppl endlessly pressuring him for days like the women did to erik in micronesia, it was JUST ken basically telling him "you betrayed me" tldr: from a strategic point of view, bob is dumber then erik from micronesia.
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Posts: 12 (04/16/09 3:16 PM) |
Any chance its all an act?
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 6183 (04/16/09 3:32 PM) |
How many years til Coach gets on the cover of the worst game of all time? That is the question.
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