True Story:
I ate Coach's ass.
And lived to tell you all.
I ate Coach's ass.
And lived to tell you all.
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Coachebag V2.0...Get ready to hate again, like we did last summer!
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 MidnightPrince69 |
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Posts: 22999 (04/16/09 7:50 PM) MadStudNYC |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 40580 (04/16/09 8:10 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
I am absolutly stunned.
It's only seven minutes in, and already I am BEYOND puzzled/pissed off/annoyed. The amount of shit I disgustedly watched spewing out of Douche's gaping vortex of a hole in the face is leaving me speechless. I literally can't stand it anymore. This isn't even entertaining. It's beyond pathetic repair. I am ANGRY with the Amazon people for not being efficent in their killing strange people craft. ANGRY! |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16517 (04/16/09 8:11 PM) Not a team player
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YETI MAD
YETI SMASH and I completely understand. I almost turned the channel. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 40581 (04/16/09 8:15 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
It's just about gotten to the point where I want to take a photo of Coach, an interpreter and go tot he Amazon jungle and show it to the people and have
them make it their life's mission to finish what they started.
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16520 (04/16/09 8:20 PM) Not a team player
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I would gladly join you on that mission. Gladly.
Fuck, I'll walk around on my knees and do it myself once we get him back in the jungle. I think I would be about 4 and a half feet tall on my knees. And I'm an Indian so I am the right colour. lol |
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 Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 282 (04/16/09 8:28 PM) |
Audrey Iceburn wrote: I don't understand people who like Wade....but then I never understood people ( white trash) who like wrestling or Jerry Srpinger either... ehhh ... theyre all the same thing really. |
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kenc333 |
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Posts: 8596 (04/16/09 8:28 PM) |
Immense Coach hatred </3
Love the new title, by the way. |
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 4109 (04/16/09 8:46 PM) Registered User |
When he said that his life has been in danger at least 7 or 8 times I didn't believe it at all. I mean I'm sure a lot more people than that have wanted
to kill him.
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11Rascal11 |
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Posts: 18 (04/16/09 8:58 PM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote:At this point I don't think any future research is necessary. We've all been let in on the joke now. The producers and editors are in on it. Ben's tribe mates are in on it. We're in on it. It's a beautiful train wreck. |
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Olmec Donald |
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Posts: 432 (04/16/09 9:08 PM) |
Lucky Brazilians... how I'd love to repeatedly beat Coach with clubs too.
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TAR Addict |
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Posts: 540 (04/16/09 9:12 PM) |
ugh. how can any possible believe that he is a good person? he spews his crap about keeping the strongest around for competition, and then turning around
and voting off one of the biggest threat physically! if your gonna play the game, at least own up to it.
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NinaWeena |
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Posts: 2966 (04/16/09 9:14 PM) Registered User |
OMG I hate Coach so much and if he says Dragonslayer on more time I hope his ass explodes into a thousand pieces.
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winterfruits |
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Posts: 53 (04/16/09 9:24 PM) |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16521 (04/16/09 9:41 PM) Not a team player
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11Rascal11 |
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Posts: 20 (04/16/09 9:50 PM) |
mmmmm.....rump roast
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lizzo1 |
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Posts: 1081 (04/16/09 9:57 PM) Registered user |
Ugh. Looking at this fuckin' twirp Coachebarfbag for another week. Ugh.
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Ginawantsme |
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Posts: 542 (04/16/09 10:04 PM) Registered user |
You know if I was almost killed, "5..6..8.. times, probably more". Then maybe that would be telling me something about myself; you dumb shit.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 40585 (04/16/09 10:21 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
lizzo, check your PM's.
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Notaku |
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Posts: 185 (04/16/09 10:26 PM) |
What really happened:
Coach watched cannibal holocaust one night. He had a nightmare and woke up with a cut on his ass and assumed it was all real. |
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garblue |
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Posts: 2605 (04/16/09 10:35 PM) Registered User |
Ugh, how dare the editors subject us to an all-Benjamin first 15 minutes!!! I could understand if it were to be followed by a Coach-boot as a salve, but they
knew we weren't getting it! They just forced him onto us with no reward at the end! Hate the editors utterly!!!!
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 21+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
