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star jumper		#41	[-]
Posts: 40615 (04/19/09 02:57 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Forum Love Remove this ad I'm glad you asked, as I LOVE telling the story as it just fuels my hatred for him. Gather 'round, children... So back in the day, about 2002, 2003 or so, sometime after Survivor: Amazon, I don't remember when. Daniel Lue decided to grace Sucks with his presence, and like the prick I am, I flamed his sorry ass to no end. He was the first Survivor I ever ran off from this place. Sometime later, at the Matthead board, Daniuel Lue posted that he was movie to L.A. What a cliched asshole he is. So anyways, I just wanted to make amend and show him that there really was no hard feelings. I wished him well on his move. What the the little prick do? He PM's me telling me how I am a two-faced asshole and he doesn't want to hear my shit. I PM him back telling him, that he in fact is the asshole, and he should remove his head from his ass. A few days later, I get a PM from both the admin from the matthead board and from ezboard saying how balancebeambobbler put in a complain in against me and how I should be IP banned. Also I don't how he would have gotten this to happen, but he wanted me IP banned from my provider or whatever, meaning I would have been compelete banned from the net. What a fucking douchebag Daniel Lue is, and I will happily dance on his grave site. Last Edited By: star jumper 04/19/09 03:05 AM. Edited 1 times.
trickmind		#42	[-]
Posts: 940 (04/19/09 03:00 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	But you haven't told it. Did he tie you up and beat you with clubs? Did he ask to eat your ass?
star jumper		#43	[-]
Posts: 40616 (04/19/09 03:07 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was thinking about starting another thread, but I'm not gonna give him the benifit of the doubt. And for fuck sakes, give me five fucking minutes to type it out. Ass bag.
trickmind		#44	[-]
Posts: 942 (04/19/09 03:12 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You cheated by editing that in. But anyhoo I forgive you. A few days later, I get a PM from both the admin from the matthead board and from ezboard saying how balancebeambobbler put in a complain in against me and how I should be IP banned. Also I don't how he would have gotten this to happen, but he wanted me IP banned from my provider or whatever, meaning I would have been compelete banned from the net. What a fucking douchebag Daniel Lue is, and I will happily dance on his grave site That is hilarious. But of COURSE they didn't care because IPs never do. They just want your money. YAY!
trickmind		#45	[-]
Posts: 943 (04/19/09 03:17 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Daniel Lue seems like just the kind of asshole who wouldn't accept an apology Mr BlinkyEyes. The only reason he wasn't voted out first was because Ryan was an male model on an all male team. I knew just from seeing their occupations that that would mean he was first out.
star jumper		#46	[-]
Posts: 40619 (04/19/09 03:20 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	yea, Daniel was the reason the guys lost the first IC.
blistering		#47	[-]
Posts: 3775 (04/19/09 03:26 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I remember that douche. That guy was an idiot. In some form of cosmic poetic justice it seems his mactor site is down: www.danlue.net
trickmind		#48	[-]
Posts: 944 (04/19/09 03:27 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	but he wanted me IP banned from my provider or whatever, meaning I would have been compelete banned from the net. He's also the kind of complete idiot who would think your internet provider would cut you off just for calling a TV reality personality an asshole. Actually that same year his friend "WendyWings" was on here promoting his calander. She kept talking about how she was a big wheel who had this great job with some TV station and got to meet all the Survivors. Anyway I started a rumour that she was having an affair with Rupert and she went all apeshit about it and was threatening to get me banned too.
star jumper		#49	[-]
Posts: 40624 (04/19/09 03:45 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	What a crazy bitch. Lock her in the wench stocks.
MikeHaggarKJ		#50	[-]
Posts: 918 (04/19/09 04:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Forum Love Remove this ad trickmind wrote: ^ This could be a thread in itself and better than some. "Hey Eddie George. That guy Coach over there licked your wife's shoulder in Brazil. The editors cut it out in case you got mad. He also said football is a game for dumb apes who can't handle intellectual sports like kayaking" "Hey Rupert! See that man over there? He just took your fishing spear, broke it into several pieces and threw it out at different unretreivable parts in the ocean. He also said that spears are for queers and real men fish with their eyes. He said that he would kick your ass in a fishing challenge using only his eyes, even if you had a spear. He also said that you're fat disgusting hippie with no substance, and your wife only married you cuz she was so desperate from being rejected by people she loved all the time. His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Randy! See that man over there? He was the one caused your dog to die, through secretly smuggling poison into the dog-food WITH HIS EYES. He laughed uncontrolably as your dog died, and what made him laugh even harder is that the dog died in a more painful manner then anyone could possibly imagine. He also spits on the dog's grave daily. His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Sugar! See that man over there? He said that after he's done on Survivor he'll become an even more recognized fame-whore then you! His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Marcus! See that man over there? He said that Survivor is just a game! His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" Last Edited By: MikeHaggarKJ 04/19/09 05:20 PM. Edited 5 times.
BortBort		#51	[-]
Posts: 704 (04/19/09 05:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"Hey Sugar, see that guy over there? He is willing to pay money for sex. Go give him Chlamydia."
jhaphet		#52	[-]
Posts: 4046 (04/19/09 05:52 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"Hey Becky!" gives gun, points to coach
TroubleInTampa		#53	[-]
Posts: 4962 (04/19/09 06:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	OMG Jumpy! I didn't know that story about Daniel Lu. No wonder you hate him.
star jumper		#54	[-]
Posts: 40628 (04/19/09 06:18 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hate him SO much, that the flames...flames...on the side of my face...breathing, breathless....heaving.
LuvTheOzman		#55	[-]
Posts: 1977 (04/19/09 06:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That bastard!
WTFscissoring8		#56	[-]
Posts: 1118 (04/19/09 07:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	at this thread. "Hey Stephenie! See that man over there? He just said you were gay and retarded. And that he could beat you at anything. And that he deserved to be here more than you do! His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Terry! See that man over there? He just said that the Navy was just a bunch of gay ass-pirates who couldn't get into the Army who like to toss each others' salads. His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Brian Heidik! Here's a gun. You know what to do."
BortBort		#57	[-]
Posts: 705 (04/19/09 07:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	WTFscissoring8 wrote: "Hey Brian Heidik! Here's a gun. You know what to do." good one!
firechat		#58	[-]
Posts: 450 (04/19/09 08:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	But Brian is better with a bow and arrow. And you should tell Brian he this guy's Dog pissed on your Truck.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#59	[-]
Posts: 6026 (04/19/09 09:09 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts	star jumper wrote: I would go if it was free. Also my top 15 fav survivor HAVE to be there. ALL of them, or it's a no go. Oh, and Daniel Lue has to be locked up in a cage with three buff men kicking the shit out of him. OH God- Danile Lue. Just the name alone brings hatred to my bones. Did you see him on "True Life" I'm a reality star"? It was painful to watch. VERY painful.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#60	[-]
Posts: 6027 (04/19/09 09:12 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Forum Love Remove this ad MikeHaggarKJ wrote: trickmind wrote: ^ This could be a thread in itself and better than some. "Hey Eddie George. That guy Coach over there licked your wife's shoulder in Brazil. The editors cut it out in case you got mad. He also said football is a game for dumb apes who can't handle intellectual sports like kayaking" "Hey Rupert! See that man over there? He just took your fishing spear, broke it into several pieces and threw it out at different unretreivable parts in the ocean. He also said that spears are for queers and real men fish with their eyes. He said that he would kick your ass in a fishing challenge using only his eyes, even if you had a spear. He also said that you're fat disgusting hippie with no substance, and your wife only married you cuz she was so desperate from being rejected by people she loved all the time. His name is Coach and he did it on purpose! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Randy! See that man over there? He was the one caused your dog to die, through secretly smuggling poison into the dog-food WITH HIS EYES. He laughed uncontrolably as your dog died, and what made him laugh even harder is that the dog died in a more painful manner then anyone could possibly imagine. He also spits on the dog's grave daily. Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Sugar! See that man over there? He said that after he's done on Survivor he'll become an even more recognized fame-whore then you! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" "Hey Marcus! See that man over there? He said that Survivor is just a game! Here's a gun in case you want to teach him a lesson!" Randy would empty the gun iunto him, then kick him in the head until nothing but a stain remained. I love to see that shit.

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