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 The Nigerian Scammer |
It's not Coach's fault |
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Posts: 71 (04/19/09 10:28 PM) |
I figured out what Coach's major malfunction is: Temporal Lobe Epilepsy, Neurotheology and Paranormal Experience Geshwind Syndrome It all fits. He doesn't get laid because he doesn't want to, and he talks to God while kayaking down 30-foot waves. Add the prodigious musical ability, and we've got a diagnosis. If he would just take his meds like any good epileptic should, the world would be spared the megalomaniacal douchebag that we know as Coach. |
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Posts: 976 (04/19/09 10:50 PM) Dragonslayer |
Sucksters need to close their DSMs.
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Posts: 22352 (04/19/09 10:53 PM) dimply pooh bear |
Who's Coach?
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Posts: 19 (04/19/09 10:58 PM) |
The Nigerian Scammer wrote: naw. It's either delusional disorder or narcissistic disorder. Coach gets laid plenty, unfortunately. |
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Posts: 977 (04/19/09 10:59 PM) Dragonslayer |
Well you'd know I guess.
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Posts: 72 (04/19/09 11:00 PM) |
trickmind wrote: I'm serious as a heart attack. Read this:
"I had some tests done on what they thought was a brain tumor, last year, but it wasn't, but I did, so I told them I was going back in for testing."
Like I said, it all fits. He didn't have a brain tumor; it was just the neurons in his temporal lobe going off like a Chinese fireworks display. He just needs a lobotomy is all. Cut the pompous fucker some slack. |
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Posts: 73 (04/19/09 11:19 PM) |
jetetete wrote: Can't be--he'd never pass the psychiatric. They would never let somebody with that type of personality disorder on the show. Too much of a liability risk. But if you're just plain cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, they'll roll out the red carpet. Look at Sandy. This is a woman who by all rights should be off in Montana somewhere running a meth lab out of her single-wide, or castrating sheep with her bare teeth. Or possibly both--one for profit, and one for fun. That's what makes for quality reality teevee. Survivor needs cheesy homosexuals, black guys with IQ's of 70, and fruitcakes like Coach and Sandy for a successful season. |
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Posts: 6043 (04/19/09 11:46 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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I don't know what is Coachs fault and what ain't Coacss fault, but I know it's YOUR fault the 1,285th DUMB Coach thread got started.
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Posts: 978 (04/19/09 11:52 PM) Dragonslayer |
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Posts: 74 (04/20/09 12:12 AM) |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: There have been other Coach threads? |
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Posts: 980 (04/20/09 12:29 AM) Dragonslayer |
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Posts: 6049 (04/20/09 01:00 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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The Nigerian Scammer wrote: That's not the point. The point is about 6 of them were good, solid threads. The other 1,279 were dumb and got locked. You'll find out soon enough. |
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Posts: 75 (04/20/09 01:07 AM) |
Aw, man--you're not gonna make me count them all, are you? |
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Posts: 708 (04/20/09 01:58 AM) |
The Nigerian Scammer wrote:Nah, truth is he is just a c unt. A big one at that. |
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Posts: 77 (04/20/09 02:24 AM) |
But the Indians say he's got a purdy mouth.
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Posts: 948 (04/20/09 04:20 AM) |
jetetete wrote:its mythomaniasm you noobs. |
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trickmind |
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Posts: 984 (04/20/09 04:55 AM) Dragonslayer |
The Nigerian Scammer wrote: The Peruvian dwarfs say he's got a tasty ass. |
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