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THE APPRENTICE UK: Celeb Comic Relief // Series 5
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Posts: 2352 (04/19/09 2:48 PM) Registered User |
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 Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 17948 (04/19/09 7:21 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Howard's gay? Wow he fooled me real well. I'm so used to the campy voices of gays on US shows that this is refreshing.
LOVED the episode btw. I stayed up until 4am waiting for it to finish downloading 2 days ago and Noorul needs to go next. I thought we got rid of all the cannon fodder until I remembered this miserable failure of a candidate. Ben's equally obnoxious thinking he's better than most of the other people here and I loved the fight between Lorraine/Philip/Kimberly. I am so converting their argument into my latest ringtone. 
Lorrainegoddess <3 Louie should be proud to know I like one of his favs. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2862 (04/19/09 7:33 PM) |
No to Howard + Philip.
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reggierules |
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Posts: 2366 (04/19/09 8:14 PM) Registered User |
Showmance deary. I don't want them to last. I just want filmed sex.
*blink* I think the Apprentice forum is laced with something... LOVED the episode btw. I stayed up until 4am waiting for it to finish downloading 2 days ago and Noorul needs to go next. I thought we got rid of all the cannon fodder until I remembered this miserable failure of a candidate. Ben's equally obnoxious thinking he's better than most of the other people here and I loved the fight between Lorraine/Philip/Kimberly. I am so converting their argument into my latest ringtone.I loved the argument too. That poor plus one was just sitting there awkwardly while Philip exercised his excess testosterone. But I agree with everything here, especially the Noorul stuff. After all the "stupid Gilligan music" playing while they showed him, I was really surprised he won. He'll be gone next time he's in the boardroom though, so no worries. As long as he doesn't take the spot of someone better. Which...is anyone at this point. I also love the odd random American accent amongst everyone else's British. Makes this show even more fun. One of the best reality franchises around, seriously. |
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CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 16339 (04/19/09 8:23 PM) Registered user |
Yep another great ep. I love that Howard voiced what the whole team felt: this was THEIR win not Noorul's who was an ATROCIOUS PM. Just rubbish. Into the
bin with him!
Yes I love using Brit speak when talking about and watching this show. :) PS Was that Philip shirtless at the start all sleepy?? |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 17952 (04/19/09 11:23 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
  Howard seething love?
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reggierules |
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Posts: 2369 (04/20/09 5:07 AM) Registered User |
Yay! Tasteful gay pictures...pretty much.
Yes I love using Brit speak when talking about and watching this show. :)You should hear me about 3 weeks into BBUK every year. I'm all "At the end of the day..." And YES! The editors don't have anything substantial with that morning footage. It was purely eye candy. So I'm All for it. |
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Cassidy666 |
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Posts: 9984 (04/21/09 1:19 AM) Registered User |
The best part of the last episode for me was when the team that did the good products realized they had spent a ridiculous amount of money on their product. I
had to replay the slackjawed look Kate had and Yasmeena's "No, half of two hundred and f.. -shit."
The timing was just perfect. I'm glad Yasmeena survived because she has done good work in the past despite this massive fuckup. I really wish Ben had gone because he has an ego when he clearly can't live up to what he thinks of himself. 
As for the crap the other team came up with, I can't believe people actually bought it. It was disgusting. A soap dripping with honey and falling apart in two seconds? Yuck. Noorul is so dead the next time he goes to the boardroom. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 18000 (04/21/09 9:36 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
No episode discussion is ever complete without GhostieCassidy's opinion! <3 <3 <3
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CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 16352 (04/21/09 10:12 PM) Registered user |
another great example of good editing. I had no idea who would win/lose but I was leaning to Noorul losing even with the massive price fuck-up. Well done
Editors!
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reggierules |
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Posts: 2400 (04/22/09 10:01 PM) Registered User |
Grats on 18,000 btw...in the Apprentice UK thread no less :)
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Posts: 56 (04/23/09 3:28 AM) Registered User |
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CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 16362 (04/23/09 5:47 PM) Registered user |
Oh god, MY EYES! That pants advert was just so horrible in every sense. I could barely look at the screen during the presentation. It made no sense, it was
silly without being funny and it looked like crap (the box specifically). The presentation was just a mess. Awful on just about every level. The other team by
comparison was award winning. Good idea, well executed. The critique that they were aiming at both and thus getting neither wasn't fair as they were told
it has to appeal to both.
I'm saddened that Philip contributed so much to the idea of that awful product. At least he amused with his singing :) And we got some more shirtlessness.... |
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reggierules |
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Posts: 2414 (04/23/09 8:30 PM) Registered User |
Oh my gosh, I thought this aired on Sundays. WTH? Philip three days early...yay!
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CoconutPhone |
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Posts: 16367 (04/23/09 8:49 PM) Registered user |
Yep, 'tis on Wed nights :)
Brace yourself for some painful (but hilarious) TV. Sadly I got spoiled by the results on another site. 
Congrats on the 18,000 CG! |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 2936 (04/23/09 9:01 PM) |
Why feel sad? Philip is still on the show...
GOKEYOWNAGE!!!!! |
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aaronin08 |
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Posts: 935 (04/24/09 10:29 AM) |
I really hope that Mona/Norool are the next two to go.. I've never seen so much uselessness before!
DIAF. |
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reggierules |
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Posts: 2422 (04/24/09 8:51 PM) Registered User |
I loved this episode! Philip is so cocksure. ...:-)
Of the options, a good firing. But she really should have brought Noorul back. Sir Allan is biting at the chomp to vote his boring ass off. I think we may have a female winner this season though. And in a season I don't want one
Noorul and Howard obviously can't win being so UTR at this point and not stepping up. Ben and Philip could win, but on the heels of Lee? I don't think so. No matter how much I want Philip's cocksure attitude to take him to the top.
Jason is the only candidate who I think could win of the men...but really? REALLY? Slow start and building steam? Or lucky candidate who is one mistake away from leaving? The women on the other hand have three pretty good candidates in Kate, Yasmina, and Debra. Is this show put on youtube? I don't wanna watch it on there, but I wanna cap Philip's dance during the brainstorming session! :) |
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Cassidy666 |
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Posts: 9988 (04/25/09 12:34 AM) Registered User |
I have a feeling Philip's dancing will end up on someone's avatar.
Kimberly was the right person to get the sack. Every decision she made was absolutely horrible. From going with the pants idea when she could have just said no to not even having someone help supervise the graphics on the actual product. Philip... That was one of the worst ideas in the history of Apprentice ideas. So utterly dreadful that words are not enough to express how horrid and unfunny it was. Pants? To sell cereal? Are you fucking kidding?
Philip's past performance saved him. He has been good but a little too pushy. He needs to pull back and actually take a look objectively sometimes. So far Mona taking a back seat is not making her look good. Yasmina has always stood out and I'm really liking her even despite her scary stint as a PM. She has been a great team player which is surprising. Kate really stood out with this task and I won't be surprised to see her at the end. I like how well James has been doing because his parrot idea was absolutely perfect for the cereal. He's surprisingly good within the team these last few weeks. Noorul and Lorraine are useless. Howard is not much better. Ben is egotistical but has nothing to back it up. |
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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Posts: 18033 (04/26/09 4:05 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
FUCK! Why did Kimberly not bring in deadweight Noorul? RIGGED.
Lorraine went from INV to OTTN bitch with a capital B. LORRAINE FTW!!!! Philip kind of lost my respect with the Pants Man idea. Jesus christ even I wouldn't buy that cereal over a cute and cuddly parrot. And thank you guys! I didn't realize I made my 18000th post in this thread on purpose.
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- Survivor Sucks
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- MESS Hall Archive
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
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