My hubby saw me watching this the other night and said, "Who is that ugly dog!" about Patty! Her big thing now is appearing on Oprah but I don't
think she's going to make it.
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Millionaire Matchmaker - now with "less" Patty
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Posts: 7310 (04/19/09 9:24 PM) Registered user |
i got sucked into the marathons of this shitfest for the last two days as background while i was spring cleaning and weeding my closets. i hate patty with the
burning fire of a millions suns and i would really like to see proof of her success rate and her actual skills other than critiquing everyone else both
externally and internally while obviously not having a mirror or any self awareness whatsoever.
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Posts: 6687 (04/19/09 10:47 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
I just saw an episode. Josie from Farmer Wants a Wife cameo <3
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Posts: 81 (04/20/09 11:14 AM) |
Jassyca wrote: http://www.bravotv.com/the-millionaire-matchmaker/videos/almost-kicked-out-of-the-club This might be old news, but Stasha from Tough Love was on this too. Alanna might be the most attractive and well adjusted woman ever on this show. And Dr. Nettles does look like Dr. Gay, i mean Rey. |
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Jassyca |
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Posts: 261 (04/23/09 10:04 PM) Registered User |
So last week, we had the dude that peed on his hedge. And this week, we have Patti mention multi multi times that
"the man should slam the woman against the wall and shove his tongue down her throat". Between these two episodes, I truly feel tonight's was the
more disgusting of the two.
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Posts: 16784 (04/23/09 10:23 PM) Registered user |
What the hell did Patty mean when she said "We found the chupacabra and it's Tatianna"???
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victalac |
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Posts: 2013 (04/24/09 3:45 AM) Registered user |
This show is ridiculous.
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Jassyca |
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Posts: 262 (04/24/09 7:53 AM) Registered User |
memyselfandi wrote:A chupacabra is a mythical beast. Like griffins, dragons or unicorns. |
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Posts: 19681 (04/24/09 10:11 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Yea, she was talking about something that everyone wants to find but noone can (or it doesn't exist) Tatiana and Uri were so odd to me. "still taking
it slow" wtf? She's dating him cus he's a millionaire, he's dating her to keep his mom off his back but they really have no chemistry? and
FUCK that Teal girl and that stupid Kurdish douche. Both of them were horrible people and deserve eachother.
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Posts: 38 (04/24/09 10:24 AM) |
I just picture the Kurdish guy pounding the living hell out of his date. LMAO It was so bad she cried over it!!
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Posts: 898 (04/24/09 10:51 AM) Registered user |
I was just LMAO at the Kurdish family when they were all evaluating the girls, how every one else was trying to get the guy to go for the interior decorator
"She has a baby face, she'll never age." "She's an interior decorator, that means she'll keep the house clean." But the
guy's dick went after the most scantily dressed Teal
Is it just me, or was Teal kinda fug? Girl had an amazing body, but her face looked old like a leather bag already. I wonder if the Kurdish guy even realized how old and fug her face was until the actual date started. |
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Posts: 19682 (04/24/09 11:49 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Oh I think he was into that look, face and all. His family drove me insane. Poor Uri had to be stuck in there with them.
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Posts: 263 (04/24/09 11:55 PM) Registered User |
blondbek77 wrote:I pictured just the opposite. "Uhf!" "Ow, Honey, wait a minute.." "UNF!" "Oww. Wait, we need some KY or some-.." "Ahhh!!" "-thing.. What?" "Zzz." <blink-blink> ".. That was it? No foreplay and you're done already? Well.. fuck." Edited to change the background colors. Pink on aqua hurts my eyes.
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Posts: 282 (05/08/09 7:35 AM) Registered User |
So last night was season 2's finale. I guess Bravo thought this was a great episode to end the show with. It was just a smidgen better than the rest since only one of the millionaires was the typical fuckhead loser they usually have. There were two
millionaire and, "oh boy", one of them was gay. Oh (gay) by the (gay) way, they (gay) had a gay millionaire (gay). Did (gay) we (gay) mention (gay)
Patti (gay) is (gay) going (gay) to (gay) match (gay) a GAY millionaire? God, practically every other word was "gay gay gay gay gay". Okay, we GET it. He's GAY. Whoop-de-fucking-do. Can we please move on?
I could have ignored all the over emphasizing about how this was their first gay match-making but then Patti HAD to ask EVERY FUCKING ONE of the gays "Are you a BOTTOM?" Bitch, it ain't nunna yer damn bidness! She never asks the frickin' straights if they do missionary or doggie style, anal or vaginal. So why the hell does she need to know what sexual position some random gay dude favors? So they could put it in the frickin' commercial as tasteless titulation, that's why. 
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Posts: 8877 (05/08/09 9:41 AM) Registered user |
She was soooo trying to channel Kathy G. when talking about her love for "the gays". What a poseur.
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Posts: 261 (05/08/09 10:10 AM) |
I can't quit watching this trash. I love it!
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Posts: 5516 (05/08/09 10:15 AM) Registered user |
I know! I hate myself for watching this, but I just can't tear myself away!
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Posts: 6025 (05/08/09 10:34 AM) Registered user |
I was hyped up to see how the gay millionaire would play out but after 10 minutes the whole thing just lost it's edge. He and his dates were not that
different from any other storylines they've done. I guess that's good in a way, but since I was expecting something different it wasn't. Whatevs.
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Jassyca |
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Posts: 283 (05/08/09 1:18 PM) Registered User |
Carboys Desire wrote:I have to disagree. The gay millionaire was different from their usual loser millionaire client. You didn't hear him asking to be fixed up with a hot buff brainless 20-something model from a gay magazine, "Queer Quarterly" or something (I'm making that up). So it was different in that he really did seem interested in finding someone who would be compatible, not just looking for arm candy like the majority of her dickweed clients. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 6030 (05/08/09 1:23 PM) Registered user |
Yes, that was different, but he wasn't that different. He was another boring bachelor with a fug face.
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