Loooong time lurker. registered today to make this comment. Spotted on tocantins.survivor.com's cast
profile of Doach, a former soccer player of his had this to say:
"I think that all of this is so funny because of the fact in 2003 he was my soccer coach, and a big douche bag then as he is now. None of his
"Stories" are real, and they are just stories. He is a fraud. Nothing more then that. He can be very moving, but he is also a weirdo…. The fact that
he was banging my roomate in the dorms, when he had said that he hadnt had sex in 2 years. I am just in shock that his face is one TV. i hope people can see
through the lies of this self rightous man."
Thought it was worth sharing
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Coachebag V2.0...The Little Man is epic in his douchery
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Posts: 1 (04/24/09 12:06 PM) |
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 132 (04/24/09 12:16 PM) Just sayin' |
Impudence wrote:Totally sweet, Imp...it just confirms what many of us have thought all along. Roach Wade is a freak who takes advantage of young women in compromising situations. What a piece of human waste this guy is. I know he makes for interesting TV and all, but DAMN it would be great to see him doing his Hong Kong Fooey bullshit and have a bunch of piranha take a liking to his exposed flesh! OR watch a helicopter land, stern looking law enforcement types emerge, they arrest ol' Ben for statutory rape, tax evasion, beastiality, and/or international trafficking in child porn! |
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LadyGrinningSoul |
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Posts: 332 (04/24/09 12:32 PM) |
Not surprised at all that Coach tries to get young girls into bed. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a steaming pile of crap. He was such a huge fucking asshole to Sierra with his advice that a true warrior would fall on their sword. And he looked so fucking smug eating the pizza during the challenge I wanted to cram that shit down his throat til he choked. |
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Eric in San Diego |
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Posts: 135 (04/24/09 12:46 PM) Just sayin' |
Doesn't this ep just confirm his douche credentials, though?? He's all about "Warrior this...warrior that...fall on your sword...strongest...blah
blah blah" and then he sits out a competition to EAT?? Why would a shaman need food? What a total ass, and I hope he gets to feel the humiliation of
getting knocked out by the women.
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pushingjate |
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Posts: 2809 (04/24/09 12:56 PM) |
In regards to Probst's comments, being entertaining on television means viewers are still engaged by what you do even if they don't like you.
Personally, I don't find Coach entertaining and I don't care what he does in any episode. I know people like him who claim to have seen/done everything
and it's annoying as hell. There's nothing entertaining about Coach.
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it is a mystery |
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Posts: 2023 (04/24/09 12:58 PM) |
What's not entertaining about Coach? He MUST be on All Stars 2.
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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Posts: 1018 (04/24/09 01:03 PM) |
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/survivor/exclusive-interview-tyson-apos-28051.aspx
tyson telling us all why he aligned with coach. his little goat |
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sammilsis |
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Posts: 79 (04/24/09 01:19 PM) |
Impudence wrote:this comment has made me come back out of lurking.in 2003 this pervert would have been at lassen college in susanvile.it is already known he has had sex with players from two other schools he has coached at so this will make number three school.why isn't this put all over the news, that cbs is exploiting a fucking pervert just becuz it is good tv??? where the hell can a letter b written that can oust this creep.i cannot stand thinking about his ugly greasy face sitting there at the reunion. its obvious that he has soemthing 4 sierra over any other of the girls. she is young and he can control her.where but in america can you have a mentally ill pervert paraded on national tv for ratings. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16775 (04/24/09 01:38 PM) Not a team player
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Would I want him as a roommate? Oh hell no. But if we do an all-stars, I promise you I will spend every breath I have to get him back on the show. And that my friends is called "good producing." Period. End of discussion. Agree or disagree, Coach is amazing television.I will personally fall on all of our swords, including my own, in order for this to NEVER, EVER happen. I am sick to motherfuckng death of all the fucking losers that say 'he makes good tv'. HOW THE MOTHERFUCK CAN HE MAKE GOOD TV WHEN EVERYTIME HE IS ON IT, I WANT TO SHUT IT OFF??? Fuck Probst. Fuck Burnett. Fuck CBS. |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 14041 (04/24/09 02:31 PM) Registered user |
blistering wrote:One correction here -- and I speak from long, long experience, having been here since the very early days of Survivor Sucks on ezboard. We here a minute subset of Survivor viewers. Survivor still attracts what, 10 - 15 million viewers a week, maybe more? At best we represent maybe 1,000 viewers? Do the math. And we are an unusual subset at that. We tend to be very jaded and sarcastic about this show, and reality TV in general. I would be more than willing to posit that the vast majority of viewers do not hyperanalyze the show in minute detail the way we do. They just watch the show and accept it at face value. To think that we, somehow, represent the typical reality TV viewer, would make us as delusional as Coach. |
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blistering |
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Posts: 3852 (04/24/09 02:35 PM) Registered user |
Thanks Badger, but by "we" I meant collectively all the viewers of the show. I didn't meant Sucks specifically.
My point wasn't about who likes the show or not, it was about Probst's sentiment that they know good TV and anyone who disagrees is wrong. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16778 (04/24/09 02:38 PM) Not a team player
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Has Wisc been to any other messageboard?
I have. Of the 10, I sampled - I would say 99% want Coach dead. Close to 100% at the CBS board want to see him fry. So wtf does that tell you? |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 14042 (04/24/09 02:38 PM) Registered user |
Well, I would still say that hte average viewer is interested in watching Coach. The guy is full of shit and everyone knows it. You just keep watching to laugh
at his delusions and wait for him to inevitably be exposed.
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Posts: 6346 (04/24/09 02:38 PM) |
WiscBadger95 wrote:Yet casual viewers all hate Coach, too. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16779 (04/24/09 02:40 PM) Not a team player
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jesus fuck! I do not, will not, and never will, laugh at anything that asshole does.
I might bust a gut at his fucking funeral, but I do not find him entertaining and from what I can tell, only a very, very small minority DOES. soooooo sick of that fucking rationale. |
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 4157 (04/24/09 02:43 PM) Registered User |
''It would be fucking stupid if we made an alliance, gave it a name, bandied the name about, talked about ourselves being warriors and then chickened
out at the last second.''---This should be on his tombstone. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 388 (04/24/09 02:59 PM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote: That you don't have a life. |
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 622 (04/24/09 03:00 PM) |
sammilsis wrote:Not to say its OK to fuck your students, it may be unethical, but its not illegal. Those girls have to be over 18 to be in college - at least to play NCAA sports you have to be at least 18, he is not fucking little girls as far as we know. For people saying he isn't good TV, it doesn't matter what you or anyone else on this site thinks about him, we are not casual viewers. A casual viewer would have turned on Survivor for the first time this season, and is probably getting a kick out of Coach, that's all that CBS is concerned about. Sucksters will watch the show if it sucks or not... I know a lot of us would rather laugh at Coach's bullshit every week rather than watching boring shits..it is already known he has had sex with players from two other schools he has coached at so this will make number three school.why isn't this put all over the news, that cbs is exploiting a fucking pervert just becuz it is good tv??? - on national tv for ratings. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 389 (04/24/09 03:02 PM) |
SurvivorArctic wrote: Settle down lady .. It's just a tv show , mannnnn U sound so MUCH like Coach :\ |
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srvivrfreakevelrich |
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Posts: 954 (04/24/09 03:04 PM) Admin |
Mrpoopypants wrote: then go away. obviously you wouldnt be here if it was JUST a tv show and coach doesnt talk like that. he sounds like someone who lives in the foothills of the catskill mountains, and is very into D&D |
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