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SurvivorArctic

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(04/24/09 03:05 PM)

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How the fuck does that sound like Coach, you mouth breathing minge?

MonkeeSpanker

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(04/24/09 03:06 PM)

This is probably the highest rated Survivor ever, I'm sure because of Coach. How many people are watching just to see if he gets booted? People love to hate the guy, CBS is laughing its ass all the way to the bank. Is Coach a delusional twatface? Sure, but Coach is Money baby...

I was reading a forum today that might be just a rumor, but they are saying Coach might be offered to star in a show similar to Josh Bernstein's show on Discovery Channel - Into the Unknown, an Indiana Jones type rippoff show. I guess someone believes his bullshit or is considering it.

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Mega64

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(04/24/09 03:11 PM)

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MonkeeSpanker wrote:
This is probably the highest rated Survivor ever, I'm sure because of Coach. How many people are watching just to see if he gets booted? People love to hate the guy, CBS is laughing its ass all the way to the bank. Is Coach a delusional twatface? Sure, but Coach is Money baby...

Pretty sure this episode was among Survivor's worst-rated episodes ever, and I've actually seen the ratings rather than speculate on pure bullshit.

Surely we could find a way to get him arrested for statutory rape? I sure as hell wouldn't be surprised if he fucked a 17-year-old at some point.

MonkeeSpanker

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(04/24/09 03:13 PM)

That is a little low, calling the guy a child fucker. Do you guys hate the guy that much that you would label him under Meagan's law? If he was ever investigated for being a child fucker, I highly doubt CBS would even take the chance at putting him on the show.

co coach

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(04/24/09 03:16 PM)

MonkeeSpanker wrote:
That is a little low, calling the guy a child fucker. Do you guys hate the guy that much that you would label him under Meagan's law? If he was ever investigated for being a child fucker, I highly doubt CBS would even take the chance at putting him on the show.

No worries, coach can survive their persecution. When coach comes out of this game with the 7-0 win the haters will be sentenced to eating their own asses forever.

sammilsis

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(04/24/09 03:19 PM)

MonkeeSpanker wrote:
That is a little low, calling the guy a child fucker. Do you guys hate the guy that much that you would label him under Meagan's law? If he was ever investigated for being a child fucker, I highly doubt CBS would even take the chance at putting him on the show.

Loooong time lurker. registered today to make this comment. Spotted on tocantins.survivor.com's cast profile of Doach, a former soccer player of his had this to say:

"I think that all of this is so funny because of the fact in 2003 he was my soccer coach, and a big douche bag then as he is now. None of his "Stories" are real, and they are just stories. He is a fraud. Nothing more then that. He can be very moving, but he is also a weirdo…. The fact that he was banging my roomate in the dorms, when he had said that he hadnt had sex in 2 years. I am just in shock that his face is one TV. i hope people can see through the lies of this self rightous man."

Thought it was worth sharing

if he is banging his soccer players who at lassen college could be 18 or 19 then banging a 17 year old isn't a stretch. cbs didnt do their homework with this guy.

srvivrfreakevelrich

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(04/24/09 03:22 PM)

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sammilsis wrote:

Loooong time lurker. registered today to make this comment.

you joined two months ago, but anyways....

"I think that all of this is so funny because of the fact in 2003 he was my soccer coach, and a big douche bag then as he is now. None of his "Stories" are real, and they are just stories. He is a fraud. Nothing more then that. He can be very moving, but he is also a weirdo…. The fact that he was banging my roomate in the dorms, when he had said that he hadnt had sex in 2 years. I am just in shock that his face is one TV. i hope people can see through the lies of this self rightous man."

thats weird, but its not like i didnt expect him to do something that is very.......... sickening

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(04/24/09 03:27 PM)

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MonkeeSpanker wrote:
This is probably the highest rated Survivor ever, I'm sure because of Coach. How many people are watching just to see if he gets booted? People love to hate the guy, CBS is laughing its ass all the way to the bank. Is Coach a delusional twatface? Sure, but Coach is Money baby...

Nope. Even Gabon and Micronesia are beating it.

Micronesia

#	Episode	Rating	Share	18-49	Viewers (millions)	Weekly Rank
1	"You Guys Are Dumber Than You Look"	8.1	13	4.8/13	13.87	#8
2	"The Sounds of Jungle Love"	7.6	12	4.5/13	13.12	#6
3	"I Should Be Carried on the Chariot-Type Thing!"	7.3	11	4.0/10	12.55	#8
4	"That's Baked, Barbecued and Fried!"	7.5	12	4.2/11	12.47	#10
5	"He's a Ball of Goo!"	7.3	11	4.0/10	12.6	#8
6	"It Hit Everyone Pretty Hard"	7.9	13	4.2/13	13.06	#3
7	"Like a Wide-Eyed Kid in the Candy Store"	6.7	11	3.7/10	11.34	#6
8	"A Lost Puppy Dog"	7.5	12	3.8/9	12.84	#11
9	"I'm in Such a Hot Pickle!"	6.9	11	3.8/11	11.68	#17
10	"I Promise..."	7.4	13	3.8/12	12.09	#11
11	"I'm Ruthless... and Have a Smile on My Face"	7.9	13	4.2/13	12.98	#12
12	"I'm Gonna Fix Her!"	7.7	13	4.0/12	12.53	#14
13	"If It Smells Like a Rat, Give It Cheese"	7.7	13	4.1/12	11.98	#9
14	"Stir the Pot!"	7.2	12	4.4/12	12.92	#11
15	"The Reunion"	6.0	10	3.9/10	10.84	#12

Gabon

Episode	Rating	Share	18-49	Viewers (millions)	Weekly Rank
"Want to See the Elephant Dung?" (Part 1)	7.7^[8]	12^[8]	4.4/11^[9]	13.058^[8]	#13^[8]
"Want to See the Elephant Dung?" (Part 2)			4.5/10^[10]	12.775^[10]
"She Is Obviously Post-Op!"	7.7^[11]	12^[11]	4.3/12^[12]	13.076^[11]	#12^[11]
"It Was Like Christmas Morning!"	7.7^[13]	12^[13]	4.3/12^[14]	13.278^[13]	#12^[13]
"This Camp Is Cursed!"	7.8^[15]	13^[15]	4.2/12^[16]	12.807^[15]	#12^[15]
"He's a Snake, But He's My Snake!"	7.8^[17]	12^[17]	4.4/12^[18]	13.309^[17]	#14^[17]
"It All Depends On the Pin-Up Girl"	7.7^[19]	13^[19]	4.1/12^[20]	13.015^[19]	#15^[19]
"Apple in The Garden of Eden"	7.2^[21]	11^[21]	3.8/10^[22]	12.013^[21]	#15^[21]
"The Brains Behind Everything"	7.6^[23]	12^[23]	4.1/11^[24]	12.885^[23]	#15^[23]
"Nothing Tastes Better than Five Hundred Dollars"	7.5^[25]	12^[25]	4.0/11^[26]	12.502^[25]	#14^[25]
"I Was Put On The Planet For This Show"	4.9^[27]	10^[27]	2.3/7^[28]	8.31^[28]
"The Good Things in Life Aren't Easy"	7.5^[29]	12^[29]	4.0/11^[30]	12.727^[29]	#11^[29]
"The Good Guys Should Win in the End"	7.7^[31]	12^[31]	4.1/11^[32]	13.047^[31]	#14^[31]
"Say Goodbye to Gabon"	7.8^[31]	12^[31]		13.766^[31]	#9^[31]
Reunion	7.0^[31]	12^[31]		11.739^[31]	#15^[31]

Tocantins

Episode	Rating	Share	Rating/Share (18-49)	Viewers (millions)	Weekly Rank
"Let's Get Rid of the Weak Players Before We Even Start"	8.0^[6]	13^[6]	4.5/13^[7]	13.632^[6]	#12^[6]
"The Poison Apple Needs to Go"	7.8^[8]	12^[8]	4.5/12^[9]	13.589^[8]	#11^[8]
"Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This"	6.9^[10]	11^[10]	4.0/11^[11]	12.053^[10]	#11^[10]
"The Strongest Man Alive"	7.0^[12]	11^[12]	3.9/10^[13]	11.850^[12]	#15^[12]
"You're Going to Want that Tooth"	7.3^[14]	12^[14]	4.1/12^[15]	12.818^[14]	#15^[14]
"The First Fifteen Days"	5.0^[16]	8^[16]	2.3/6^[17]	8.15^[17]
"One of Those 'Coach Moments'"	6.5^[18]	11^[18]	3.6/11^[19]	11.267^[18]	#17^[18]
"The Dragon Slayer"	6.6^[20]	12^[20]	3.5/11^[21]	11.238^[20]	#16^[20]
"The Biggest Fraud in the Game"	6.8^[22]	12^[22]	3.5/11^[23]	11.644^[22]	#15^[22]
"It's Funny When People Cry"			3.2/11^[24]	10.717^[24]

Thailandsurvivor

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(04/24/09 03:51 PM)

The ratings havn't dropped because of Coach. They've dropped because of the three week break from the NCAA tourny and recrap.

Eric in San Diego

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(04/24/09 04:10 PM)

Just sayin'

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Ratings will pick up after this ep. Tyson getting blasted into Jury Land...Sierra still hangin' in...Douche Wade still spouting his made up bullshit...Stephen still soaking JT's cork...Erinn getting uglier...Debbie just aging...Taj, well, she's there, right?

blistering

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(04/24/09 04:12 PM)

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It wasn't a statement about why the ratings are what they are, it was in response MonkeeSpanker conjecturing that this is the highest rated season of Survivor ever.

It's not... just saying.

SuperJude

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(04/24/09 04:15 PM)

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Let's put this in another light: 2 CSI spinoffs are beating Survivor in the ratings

-SJ™

Impudence

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(04/24/09 04:25 PM)

srvivrfreakevelrich wrote:

sammilsis wrote:

Loooong time lurker. registered today to make this comment.

you joined two months ago, but anyways....

"I think that all of this is so funny because of the fact in 2003 he was my soccer coach, and a big douche bag then as he is now. None of his "Stories" are real, and they are just stories. He is a fraud. Nothing more then that. He can be very moving, but he is also a weirdo…. The fact that he was banging my roomate in the dorms, when he had said that he hadnt had sex in 2 years. I am just in shock that his face is one TV. i hope people can see through the lies of this self rightous man."
thats weird, but its not like i didnt expect him to do something that is very.......... sickening

No, I joined this morning. It's not difficult to click on someones profile and see their registration date.

*EDIT: Ah- you meant Sammilsis, who had been quoting me- so... ignore pre-edited comment. I'm going to go back to lurking now.

Last Edited By: Impudence 04/24/09 05:26 PM. Edited 1 times.

gervasemyman

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(04/24/09 05:49 PM)

I'm with STUPID!

agentpf1101 wrote:
what with all the coach hate? hes the best character ever introduced to the show, hes samarai stylings and his campfire tales of adventure are the best thisng about this seaason. Yall need to get down on your knees and show respect

I am so sick of these comments. Yuck.

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JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:
If Sierra says to him "Coach, you should just accept your fate and fall on your sword. That's what a noble warrior would do." I will spontaneously combust.

I wish she was smart enough

it is a mystery wrote:
Great episode again. Coach showing his big heart and caring about Sierra <3

Seriously shut the fuck up.

MikeHaggarKJ wrote:
http://www.buddytv.com/ar...ew-tyson-apos-28051.aspx

And what the fuck is with this interview? Worst interviewer ever. Is he like having an asthma attack or something? Gross.

PS I hate MonkeeSpanker.

MonkeeSpanker

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(04/24/09 05:58 PM)

gervasemyman wrote:

PS I hate MonkeeSpanker.

Coming from a Gervase fan, I'll take that as a compliment. He was the negro gentleman who didn't know how to swim, yet still signed up to go to an island where swimming played a large part of the game. guuuuuuusshh

gervasemyman

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(04/24/09 06:05 PM)

I'm with STUPID!

Coming from a person who spanks monkeys, Gervase will take that as a compliment.

DurtyHairy

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(04/24/09 06:47 PM)

Most of you sound very jealous of Coach. He will be a great movie star because he is so handsome and is great onscreen.

The Very Insane Shark

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(04/24/09 07:49 PM)

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MonkeeSpanker wrote:

sammilsis wrote:

rv

.it is already known he has had sex with players from two other schools he has coached at so this will make number three school.why isn't this put all over the news, that cbs is exploiting a fucking pervert just becuz it is good tv??? - on national tv for ratings.

Not to say its OK to fuck your students, it may be unethical, but its not illegal. Those girls have to be over 18 to be in college - at least to play NCAA sports you have to be at least 18, he is not fucking little girls as far as we know. For people saying he isn't good TV, it doesn't matter what you or anyone else on this site thinks about him, we are not casual viewers. A casual viewer would have turned on Survivor for the first time this season, and is probably getting a kick out of Coach, that's all that CBS is concerned about. Sucksters will watch the show if it sucks or not... I know a lot of us would rather laugh at Coach's bullshit every week rather than watching boring shits.

What surprises me the most is that he's fucking girls.

With the company he keeps, I was sure that he loved the cock.

gervasemyman

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(04/24/09 07:54 PM)

I'm with STUPID!

What surprises me most is that girls are fucking HIM?

I don't get any of that "they're young and vunerable and impressionable" shit. They're not 7 years old. I'm 20 and it's hardly a tax on my brain to realise what a piece of shit he is. Not to mention ugly and old. Being young is no excuse for fucking that thing.

SurvivorArctic

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(04/24/09 08:05 PM)

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who says they are willing?

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