There never goes a day where I don't hate this rat. I wish he would get disemboweled and dipped into toxic waste for the good of humanity.
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spyzsrvvrcharmd |
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Posts: 1515 (04/27/09 08:31 AM) Registered User |
Signed for Coach hate.
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PrinceOfSucks |
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Posts: 423 (04/27/09 09:03 AM) Registered user |
SuperJude wrote: Super Jude, I thought more highly of you, untill you made tha comment. By the way, I am Coach. |
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Posts: 22 (04/27/09 09:20 AM) |
Here is a site where you can win tickets to see Coach live with his Sym-Phony this Friday.
If you live near Susanville you should go and throw stuff. http://www.susanvillestuff.com/
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Posts: 6451 (04/27/09 09:26 AM) |
tagrippa wrote:My guess is that no one in hell wants to interview. But if the concert is at night, he should be able to get back. |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 12909 (04/27/09 09:31 AM) Registered user |
PrinceOfSucks wrote:Yet you can't even spell "that". Amazing. -SJ™ |
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SucksSucks |
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Posts: 556 (04/27/09 09:32 AM) |
Weren't you fools paying attention? Coach got the helicopter shot, you know what that means?
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 869 (04/27/09 09:43 AM) |
Coach is the epitome of entertainment! |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16892 (04/27/09 09:59 AM) Not a team player
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Stephen has had a helicopter shot, as has JT. So Coach getting one means nothing.
Coach is only entertainment if you are a mouth breathing retard. Congrats on being a retard, JSB. But considering the fucking losers in your avi, I am not surprised by this revelation. |
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Posts: 14 (04/27/09 10:01 AM) |
ha! I just went to the susanville symphony site and read all about coach's career as a maestro: http://www.susanvillesymphony.com/maestro.html what a moron -- it's just like that seinfeld episode
where elaine dates bob cobb, aka the maestro. in other coach-hating news, I was driving home the other day and I saw this jerk riding a recumbent bike
(http://www.bicycleman.com/recumbents/recumbents.htm) in the right lane -- I'm all for
cyclists, but this was one of those guys who was all like "look how special I am bc I am bicycling" who was all tricked out in stupid bike gear...
anyways, he had a ponytail hanging out of his bike helmet, and for a sec I thought it was coach. uggh, I wanted to nail him with my crv!
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Posts: 415 (04/27/09 10:06 AM) |
You should have ... I dont think its actually against the law to kill douchebags .. and with Coach, well .. no jury would ever convict you.
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Posts: 3 (04/27/09 10:34 AM) |
blistering wrote: COACH STOLE MY FUCKING SHIRT! YOU'RE FUCKING OUT! 
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Thailand Creampie |
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OreIda |
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Posts: 1289 (04/27/09 10:44 AM) Hey! I kinda like it here! |
Awww, c'mon - didn't ya'll find his "captured in the Amazon" story amusing? Or all his babble about dragon slaying? Not to mention how
trustworthy he is.
Me neither. HE IS SUCH A DOUCHE! He is only still there because he would definitely be someone to go against in the F2. I can't imagine anyone casting a single vote FOR him. |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 24269 (04/27/09 10:45 AM) Registered user |
coach is not real coach is not real coach is not real X x to the infinite power
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Posts: 94 (04/27/09 10:46 AM) |
PrinceOfSucks wrote:Prince of Sucks. I respect the fact that you have grown up a lot during this season here at Sucks. You started out a tiny whimpering, whining flammable little dog and you turned into half a man! It's impressive to see and I have a high regard for that! But you need to get a better grip on life and reality like I have. When I face a struggle I give it a 1010%. I go at problems at 700 miles per hour at a 360 degree angle, spinning around in circles, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! I feel BRILLIANT! When I look in the mirror I touch myself! You will never be me. But if you quit your job and come and work for Benji I will give you $5000 a year to be my assistant Coach. We will tag team women and lick their shoulders. You truly have an opportunity to learn from the best! |
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Posts: 24272 (04/27/09 10:49 AM) Registered user |
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Kenny Powers |
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Posts: 9 (04/27/09 10:52 AM) |
token lunatic wrote: Why do you talk so stupid, stupid. Get a life, fucker. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 16893 (04/27/09 10:53 AM) Not a team player
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