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TRAINROBBER |
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The thing that is sad about Coach is that he actually believes he didn't lie...most delusional player ever...
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MikeHaggarKJ |
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I wonder what his reaction will be when he sees what really happened on TV.
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blistering |
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I'm sure he'll just explain that it was part of his warrior's plan. That they betrayed him first so he was no longer honor bound to be truethful.
It will be everyone elses' fault that honor was abandoned.
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exposinglies |
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MikeHaggarKJ wrote: He is delusional, therefore when he watches each episode he sees himself as mighty noble warrior who is in control of the game and bringing honor and integrity back to Survivor. I'm sure of it because that would be typical narcissistic behavior. There is no way he is thinking, "shit, I look like an asshole and I need to get myself some meds before the reunion." He is thinking, "I'm the only one in this game with any integrity." Guaranteed. |
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exposinglies |
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LadyGrinningSoul wrote:It's obvious he dyed his hair before coming on the program (along with all his new tats) and now his gray beard is telling the truth about it. Brown hair dye turns red in the sun. The guy looks at least 50, I agree. Since he is a pathological liar (JT and Stephen even said so) then maybe he is lying about his age, too. |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Character traits of a psychopath ( Coach )
The study of the psychopath reveals an individual who is incapable of feeling guilt, remorse or empathy for their actions. They are generally cunning, manipulative and know the difference between right and wrong but dismiss it as applying to them. They are incapable of normal emotions such as love, generally react without considering the consequences of their actions and show extreme egocentric and narcissistic behavior. The following characteristics of a psychopath, defined by Hervery M. Cleckley in 1941 in the book Mask of Sanity include: Superficial charm and average intelligence. ( charming old people at church for instance ) Absence of delusions and other signs of irrational thinking. ( thinking you are a dragonslayer and that you learned your fake meditation from tebetan monks ) Absence of nervousness or neurotic manifestations. ( Unreliability. ( Like taking off work for 6 weeks but telling your boss you will only be gone a week ) Untruthfulness and insincerity. ( like telling everyone you dont lie when all you really do is lie ) Lack of remorse or shame. ( preying on young vulnerable teenage women ) Antisocial behavior without apparent compunction. ( seems hes spent great deaqls of time alone ,,,for one when he was kayaking and then going to shire to sit in motels before rentinga car to drive further down teh coast to pretend he was kayaking 1000's of miles LARF ) Poor judgement and failure to learn from experience. ( people laugh at you and you never change you just keep being a joke ) Pathological egocentricity and incapacity to love. General poverty in major affective reactions. ( well hes single and mentions no relationships really,,,) Specific loss of insight. ( Oh where do I start ) Unresponsiveness in general interpersonal relations. Fantastic and uninviting behavior with drink, and sometimes without. Suicide threats rarely carried out. Sex life impersonal, trivial, and poorly integrated. Failure to follow any life plan. ( when you are a man over 35 and a part time soccer coach that views yuourself as a renasainnce man with no other realistic goal but to become a movie star.) Coach is alone in life it seems and could possibly become a serial killer
Last Edited By: Mrpoopypants
05/01/09 05:23 PM.
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waarus |
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35 ?!??! No way, no how.
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Mrpoopypants wrote: With the exception of the second thing on the list, it fits him to the "T." Lock your doors at night, people. |
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SuperJude |
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Late to the party (again) but hey, far as I know they ditched all the stupid ass, corny special effects Coachbag driven editing. Not certain as I again skipped
over his featured parts since his story line never really goes anywhere plot wise other than usually being wrong. On the other hand, he did win Immunity so
this could mean a lot of bullshit ego next week about...the usual.
Great line by Stephen about him being a pathological liar. Funny too when you see all edited together, what is said vs what people say they said. Love it. -SJ™ |
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blistering |
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The hair dying is part of his "I'm not 20 years older than you, if I was I'd have more gray" plan.
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blistering wrote: Aahhh, yes...he uses that plan when trying to get forced hugs (did anyone catch him grab Sierra's wrist??) from young girls. |
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SurvivorArctic |
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He makes my skin crawl.
For real. |
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blistering |
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I wouldn't worry too much about it. So long as it only happens while seeing coach, it's just a sign of healthy skin.
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exposinglies |
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SurvivorArctic wrote: And my stomach produce a double dose of hydorchloric acid that forces me to choke and puke at the thought of ever running into him and his beady little eyes on a street in Missouri. For reals, yeah. |
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SuperJude |
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SurvivorArctic wrote: Exactly. He's only the second Survivor to have the effect on me. Hated plenty of them but creepy skin crawl vibe is unique. And by unique I mean fuck you lazy casting sonsabitches. -SJ™ |
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Thailandsurvivor |
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I can't wait until this guy's jury question.
"As a 16th century warrior, I pride my life off courage and honor because Matthew 4:20 said the great Jesus Christ came down to Earth to meditate. How many world records do you own?" |
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blistering |
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I've hated plenty of Survivors over the years, but it's taken coach to make me appreciate the honest douchery of players like Mariano and JFP. At least
those guys acknowledged and embraced their sinister natures and didn't pretend to be something they are not.
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Honestly, I don't know if Coach has topped Lindsey Richter for me, but it's pretty damn close.
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horsefeathers31 |
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cindidindi76 wrote: He dyes it. If you look at the various pictures of him you'll see he dyes it a redding brown and look carefully at him now, you'll see gray and dark brown. He DYES it. This surprises you? |
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blistering |
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That's true, she was as obnoxious as it gets. I could not stand her and her downfall was a joy to behold. But at least she had the excuse of youth.
Coach has none.
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